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Old 08-17-2006, 09:51 PM     Post subject: JKo #1 (permalink)  
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:55 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 08-17-2006, 10:12 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 08-17-2006, 10:37 PM #6 (permalink)  
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you stole my joke old man
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Old 08-17-2006, 10:42 PM #7 (permalink)  
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There are no new jokes, just retellings of old ones, Muxy.
 
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Old 08-17-2006, 10:44 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 08-17-2006, 10:58 PM #9 (permalink)  
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There are no new jokes, just retellings of old ones, Muxy.
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Old 08-17-2006, 11:20 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 08-17-2006, 11:23 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 08-17-2006, 11:44 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Jeez Warpe, aren't you too old to think about this kind of thing??
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Old 08-17-2006, 11:46 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 08-18-2006, 12:42 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 08-18-2006, 02:26 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 08-18-2006, 03:50 AM #16 (permalink)  
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I used to be a righty in my younger days. At some point, however, I switched to being a lefty. It's like being with someone new.

I wish I had a third hand now.
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Old 08-18-2006, 03:56 AM #17 (permalink)  
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This really depends. If youve recently beaten off to some AWESOME fat girl porn then switch to your weakest hand. Your stronger hand might grip too tight, and itll hurt during rounds 5 and 6 later on that night while your waiting for a MTT to start. If its the first time, id go for the dominant hand, only switching to use the mouse to fullscreen the videos you just streamed. Cheap bastards, you know you all do it. Who pays for porn anymore? Not me. not me.
 
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Old 08-18-2006, 04:26 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Who pays for porn anymore? Not me. not me.
Seriously, I thought the whole point of the internet was free porn. That's why Al Gore invented it.
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After buying a new computer, a friend of mine exclaimed, "I just bought a $2000 porno-viewing machine!"
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Old 08-18-2006, 05:39 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Anybody want to know how Xianti got the nickname RADmin John Klown? Use your imagination (stay on topic, though).

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