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SinkRox
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08-12-2005, 06:11 PM
Post subject: Jim got off the phone at his printing office...
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Full House
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throwing his fist up in the air...
"That was American Express, we have a license to print money!"
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Experimenting - 200NL 5max.
"They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?" Waking life
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Irisheyes
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4-of-a-Kind
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I don't get it?
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Estrop
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Straight
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LIVEBOON!
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TylerK
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by Irisheyes
I don't get it?
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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Muxy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Um two pair isn't a license to print money......
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hydroseeds
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Straight
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by TylerK
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Originally Posted by Irisheyes
I don't get it?
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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i am an alien
i am an alien
i am an alien
(im fed up of runner runner straights taking my stack)
i am an alien
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SinkRox
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Full House
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its a lame joke that goes with the poker saying
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Experimenting - 200NL 5max.
"They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?" Waking life
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TylerK
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4-of-a-Kind
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What does American Express have to do with printing money?
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by TylerK
What does American Express have to do with printing money?
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You've never been dealt A Instruction Card?
That's American Express, baby. It makes bank.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Estrop
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Straight
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I still don't get it.
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hydroseeds
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Straight
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Originally Posted by Estrop
I still don't get it.
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SinkRox
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Full House
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Location: Brighton, UK
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american express is a bank, jim is working at a printing company
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Experimenting - 200NL 5max.
"They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?" Waking life
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TylerK
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
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American Express isn't a bank.
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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Irisheyes
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Is American Express not like a mastercard or something?
What does American Express have to do with 2 pair?
I'm confuskalised.
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Irisheyes
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: over there
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lilly.
Now thats a quality lame joke!
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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what do you call a scottish coat hanger?
angus mccoatup
(now thats really lame)
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nme
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whats green and sits on the porch. Patty O`furniture
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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woahhhh
keep em coming
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nomofoshobro
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Straight
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did you hear the one about the two gay lawyers?
they tried each other.
"not that there's anything wrong with that"
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arkana
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Full House
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I think we need some pirate jokes...
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Arkana, why are you a pirate?
Because you arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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journey075
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Full House
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Originally Posted by nomofoshobro
did you hear the one about the two gay lawyers?
they tried each other.
"not that there's anything wrong with that"
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i love it.
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sinky
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Flush
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What do you call an Indian Karaoke singer ?
Gupta Singh.
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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what do you call an indian wearing a bullet proof jacket?
p-ting p-tang
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mgobluefb
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Straight
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What?
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nomofoshobro
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Straight
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if you didn't hear these in third grade, then enjoy......
what do you call a quadriplegic.......
......in front of a door?
matt
.....in the water?
bob
.....in a catapult?
chuck
.....in a mailbox?
bill
.....in a hole?
doug
.....with dip?
chip
.....in a bun?
frank
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The_Cheat
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Straight
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Location: Takin yo' scratch
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Originally Posted by arkana
I think we need some pirate jokes...
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So this little boy with a hairlip is going trick or treating dressed up as a pirate. He goes to the first house, knocks on the door, and when the people answer, he says "Bick or Beat" the dude is like "What?" And the kid goes "Bick or Beat!" The dude is like, "Oh, you want some candy" and puts some in the kids bag. then the girl is like "You are such a cute little pirate, where are your bucaneers?"
The kid points to his ears and says "Right here, where are your buckin eyes?"
rofl
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
The english prefer tea and crumpets. Americans prefer to kick your ass.
-'rilla
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