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enough said
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What a terrible lay. All she does is lay there and complain how big you are.
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Judging from the replies so far, is at safe to assume that clicking that link whilst i'm sat here at work is ------EV? 
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very hawt
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Oh, she's beautiful
But only 5.7/10 on the hot scale
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Judging from the replies so far, is at safe to assume that clicking that link whilst i'm sat here at work is ------EV? |
It depends, if your boss is cool he might throw you a huge high five.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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That said I'd still hit it
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Oh, she's beautiful
But only 5.7/10 on the hot scale
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imma hafta disagree
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
Oh, she's beautiful
But only 5.7/10 on the hot scale
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BOOOOO
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That said I'd still hit it
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Beautiful
Hot
Agree to disagree?
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
Oh, she's beautiful
But only 5.7/10 on the hot scale
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are you insane???
and i am definitely going to have to disagree with you on that second pic jack. that chicks boobs look like a woman body builders. i would take any fhm or maxim girl over her. for that matter, i take britney murphy over that chick.
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She's fucking gorgeous, I'm jealous of her every day.
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Jack's rightish. Second chick was just super lean for that pic is all.
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NSFW added
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She's fucking gorgeous, I'm jealous of her every day.
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That's silly.
Jack's 2nd girls giant fake tit's probably look terrible with her shirt off. No thank you.
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Probably this one's a better example of what I mean
Hot
Rates about a 9.1 on the hotness scale
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Probably this one's a better example of what I mean
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negative sir.
Hot.
Hot.
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Jack's girls giant fake tit's probably look terrible with her shirt off. No thank you.
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Don't make the mistake of not understanding how low body fat makes fake boobs look ridiculous.
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Don't make the mistake of not understanding how low body fat makes fake boobs look ridiculous.
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Oh, she's beautiful
But only 5.7/10 on the hot scale
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This is blasphemy
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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
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doggy style 
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lol i just found this. jack you seriously have problems.
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she is hot  |
Who is she?? She looks like a hotter version of Jennifer Lopez. |
Meh.
I've seen better. I'd say, she's a 5/10. |
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lol i just found this. jack you seriously have problems.
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she is hot |
Who is she?? She looks like a hotter version of Jennifer Lopez. |
Meh.
I've seen better. I'd say, she's a 5/10. |
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im giving this a 9, shes hot.
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im giving this a 9, shes hot.
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same. although i'm not sure what could be better about her.
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im giving this a 9, shes hot.
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same. although i'm not sure what could be better about her. |
spanish looking chicks only ever get a 9. they are never super hot but always, well 'fuckable'
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although this would def get a 10/10 and obviously she is hispanic looking or w/e
this one is pretty much a 10/10 as well.
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lol i just found this. jack you seriously have problems.
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she is hot |
Who is she?? She looks like a hotter version of Jennifer Lopez. |
Meh.
I've seen better. I'd say, she's a 5/10. |
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im giving this a 9, shes hot. |
oh my lord a 5? i thought you had good taste in women judging from your previous avatars. to quote billy bob from varsity blues:
"ms. davis, that was a 10, a..a..a fuckin' 10."
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Hot? What's up with the fascination of Erin Andrews?
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lol i just found this. jack you seriously have problems.
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she is hot |
Who is she?? She looks like a hotter version of Jennifer Lopez. |
Meh.
I've seen better. I'd say, she's a 5/10. |
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LOL, at least I'm consistent
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Better than the one above
8/10 to be lax, perhaps more of a 7,5
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although this would def get a 10/10 and obviously she is hispanic looking or w/e
this one is pretty much a 10/10 as well.
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Let the man-ness begin
These are MY ratings obv, and pertain to the HOT scale only
8.5's and above
8.8/10
9/10
9/10
15/10
*everything is real
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give me that last one
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give me that last one
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no, she's mine!
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10/10
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All these chicks are waaay hotter than Jessica Alba IMO
Oh, she's beautiful indeed, but she's not that hot. But she's not very unhot neither. See it now?
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Hot? What's up with the fascination of Erin Andrews?
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I don't get it either, her face is kinda busted, IMO.
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All these chicks are waaay hotter than Jessica Alba IMO ... See it now?
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Yeah, her breasts are too small for you.
Way to redeem yourself though, the new pics are:
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I don't get it either, her face is kinda busted, IMO.
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Her face? She has a face?
HOLY SHIT!!! They all have faces. When did that happen?
Btw, I don't think her face is "kinda busted". Sure, she doesn't have that "ton of makeup on a supermodel" kinda look, but she sure isn't hard on the eyes. My biggest problem with her is that I think she dresses too conservatively (which is probably why you immediately noticed that she has a face, lol).
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hottest 40+ year old on the planet
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Btw, I don't think her face is "kinda busted". Sure, she doesn't have that "ton of makeup on a supermodel" kinda look, but she sure isn't hard on the eyes. My biggest problem with her is that I think she dresses too conservatively (which is probably why you immediately noticed that she has a face, lol).
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K, it's not a bad face, but it's not an OMG she's the fucking hotest shit face either.
You're right about the conservative thing though.
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