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Old 07-25-2007, 10:20 PM     Post subject: Jennifer Tilly: Pokers biggest donk? #1 (permalink)  
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN6wAHTWeEA
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Oh and check Iveys face...
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:34 PM #2 (permalink)  
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...she does have big tits though..
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:37 PM #3 (permalink)  
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More like Jennifer Tilly: Poker's biggest Badonkadunk!

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 07-26-2007, 12:25 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Do she and Moneymaker tie for biggest donk to win a bracelet?
So you click their picture and then you get their money?
 
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Old 07-26-2007, 12:30 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Tilly beats Moneymaker by a wide margin. She is like the poker version of Paris Hilton. Doable in most any circumstance, but her play at the poker table makes her revolting to me in the same way Hilton's lameness at life does.

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Old 07-26-2007, 12:39 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Do she and Moneymaker tie for biggest donk to win a bracelet?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hal_Fowler - Biggest donk to win a Bracelet (and it's not even close.)

Also Gold is just terribad once you figure out what he's up to.
 
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Old 07-26-2007, 01:15 AM #7 (permalink)  
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i wouldnt do tilly, without the makeup I'm sure she is old and gross.
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Old 07-26-2007, 01:47 AM #8 (permalink)  
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i wouldnt do tilly, without the makeup I'm sure she is old and gross.
She's gross with makup. But look at the boobs. The boobs!


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Old 07-26-2007, 02:31 AM #9 (permalink)  
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she is getting older, but just go watch "Bound" and you may change your mind.
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Old 07-26-2007, 04:53 AM #10 (permalink)  
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i wouldnt do tilly, without the makeup I'm sure she is old and gross.
WTF?!?!?!?

Then again I'm not all that picky, nice looking, not fat but a little meat on the bones is good. From there it's all about personality.
 
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Old 07-26-2007, 07:50 AM #11 (permalink)  
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I live in a college town, and I'm a huge loser. I got picked on a lot in high school so now I'm SO excited about the thought of getting pussy, any pussy, however used, however loose, however rancid, however deranged. And it's awesome because now that I'm out of high school and into the real world, and everybody is too nice to tell me what a creepy, perverted loser I am, I'm finding that there are tons of girls just like me! Girls who are so stupid, so psychotic and manipulative, so downright retarded, and so diseased and butt ugly and fat, that nobody has ever loved them. And now they have such low self-esteem that they turn into retarded psycho sluts. Isn't it awesome that they'll actually open their diseased, dirty orifices to me so that we can spread disease together and maybe even make a few retard babies while we're at it? (Since we're too dumb to use a condom.) It's so exciting guys! Aren't you guys excited for me?!
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:58 AM #12 (permalink)  
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Phil is a classic.
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Old 07-26-2007, 01:37 PM #13 (permalink)  
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...who needs a 45 year old poker donk?
 
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:31 PM #14 (permalink)  
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this is pretty old, but yah, she has really nice jugs (or a really nice bra) and she is a huge donk. Iveys face is classic.
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Old 07-26-2007, 04:00 PM #15 (permalink)  
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I'd hit it.
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Old 07-26-2007, 04:07 PM #16 (permalink)  
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i wouldnt do tilly, without the makeup I'm sure she is old and gross.
yeah but its gotta be worth a tit-wank though...right?
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Old 07-26-2007, 05:34 PM #17 (permalink)  
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i bet that shit sags and has stretch marks

after 19 its downhill
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Old 07-26-2007, 06:09 PM #18 (permalink)  
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this has already been covered

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Old 07-26-2007, 07:10 PM #19 (permalink)  
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excuse me, but I don't see any posts in those threads about how saggy her decade old fun bags are
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Old 07-26-2007, 10:56 PM #20 (permalink)  
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yes ....but that thread sucks.
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