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Old 08-07-2007, 11:41 PM     Post subject: Jail #1 (permalink)  
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So i had a fun vacation in county jail the past 2 weeks.
Lost my dinner playing spades a couple nights.
Than convinced the black dudes to play poker and won all 4 of their dinners.
So even during lockup i can prospire playing poker.
Just got out today. Judge said 90 days / or rehab.
Ill be packing my bags for inpatient treatment friday.
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:44 PM #2 (permalink)  
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True but it's better than 90 days in jail. Although who knows how many meals i could of won in that timespan.
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Old 08-11-2007, 01:43 AM     Post subject: Re: Jail #11 (permalink)  
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Than convinced the black dudes to play poker and won all 4 of their dinners.
but how much did you lose

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Old 08-11-2007, 02:48 AM     Post subject: Re: Jail #12 (permalink)  
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Than convinced the black dudes to play poker and won all 4 of their dinners.
but how much did you lose
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Old 08-11-2007, 05:01 AM     Post subject: Re: Jail #13 (permalink)  
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Than convinced the black dudes to play poker and won all 4 of their dinners.
but how much did you lose
all four dinners. and Tiny didnt ask for a goodnight kiss, either, after the beef stroganoff. (pun intended)
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