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Old 09-23-2006, 04:04 AM     Post subject: JACKASS 2 #1 (permalink)  
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 Did anyone see this tonight? OMFG it was seriously the funniest movie I've seen probably in my life... and I wasn't even drunk.

Highly recommend going to see it.

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Old 09-23-2006, 04:45 AM #2 (permalink)  
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I loved the first... Hey were those dudes from Sweden or Netherlands in it? The crazy ass brothers.... They have been on Viva la bam
 
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Just got back from it. Thought it was hilarious.
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I saw part of the first one by accident and it lived up to what I thought I would be -- really stupid, not entertaining, and not funny. Definitely not going to see the second one.
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I saw part of the first one by accident and it lived up to what I thought I would be -- really stupid, not entertaining, and not funny. Definitely not going to see the second one.
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 I think walmart carries that.
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I think walmart carries that.
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Old 09-23-2006, 12:17 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 09-23-2006, 07:45 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Would you like to me to find you a sense of humor?
If you think Jackass is funny, I don't think the problem lies in my sense of humor.

I just watched the trailer for jackass two and it showed:

* A man getting rammed by a something that looked like a bull (but wasn't?).
* Somebody crashing through a door.
* A lobster pinching someone's tongue.
* Somebody falling off a roof.
* Somebody riding a shopping cart into a wall.
* A man sitting in a pool of something next to cows (couldn't tell what it was).

This is your idea of humor?

This isn't even funny in a shocking sort of way. This wouldn't even be funny if I was royally drunk. It's just stupid shit happening to stupid people.
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It's just stupid shit happening to stupid people who are making a lot of money doing it.
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The filmakers (producers, director, etc...) aren't stupid, and neither is Johnny Knoxville. The rest of them are retards. I don't blame them for making tons of money, but that doesn't make them not retarded. Regardless of who's stupid and who's not though, it's still stupid shit happening to them that isn't remotely entertaining, and by no means worth watching. It's actually not even worth discussing really (yes, I realize I've been discussing it; my mistake).
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 fwiw, I thought the first one was kinda funny and everything... but didn't really like it too much, and this second one was just unbelievabley funny. You should at least watch it when it comes to dvd... even if your sense of humor is broken.

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Okay, I'll give it the benefit of the doubt and watch it when it comes out on dvd. I'll make sure I'm drunk and watching it with friends who are also drunk to give it its best chance.

After all, the trailer for 40 year old virgin made that look like it was going to be really stupid, and that turned out to be a really good movie.
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Okay, I'll give it the benefit of the doubt and watch it when it comes out on dvd. I'll make sure I'm drunk and watching it with friends to give it its best chance.

After all, the trailer for 40 year old virgin made that look like it was going to be really stupid, and that turned out to be a really good movie.
Yeah I loved that movite too... Carell is just too funny.

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Okay, I'll give it the benefit of the doubt and watch it when it comes out on dvd. I'll make sure I'm drunk and watching it with friends who are also drunk to give it its best chance.

After all, the trailer for 40 year old virgin made that look like it was going to be really stupid, and that turned out to be a really good movie.
that film was shyte
but then i like my humour crude and rude and understand that others dont. Hence i love southpark etc.
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Southpark rocks! Granted, I like it primarily for the social commentary, over-the-top comedy style, generally brilliant jokes, and cartman plot lines. In fact the only part I don't like is the occasional excrement joke.
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I found it extremely entertaining. 10x crazier than the first one.
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Okay, I'll give it the benefit of the doubt and watch it when it comes out on dvd. I'll make sure I'm drunk and watching it with friends who are also drunk to give it its best chance.

After all, the trailer for 40 year old virgin made that look like it was going to be really stupid, and that turned out to be a really good movie.
that film was shyte
but then i like my humour crude and rude and understand that others dont. Hence i love southpark etc.
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one thing I'm sure of is I know what is funny and no one else does.
I think I have a pretty good idea of what funny is.

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one thing I'm sure of is I know what is funny and no one else does.
I think I have a pretty good idea of what funny is.
I have a feeling drmcboy's statement was just making fun of our discussion because it was me saying "it's not funny" and you saying "yes it is funny" -- kind of a matter of taste when it comes down to it.
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one thing I'm sure of is I know what is funny and no one else does.
I think I have a pretty good idea of what funny is.
I have a feeling drmcboy's statement was just making fun of our discussion because it was me saying "it's not funny" and you saying "yes it is funny" -- kind of a matter of taste when it comes down to it.
No he was offending my sense of humor and quite frankly I don't take kindly to that. If he wants to be that way then fine, piss on him.

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