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spoonitnow
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11-07-2008, 01:06 AM
Post subject: ITT: What you missed because you weren't in IRC
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Straight Flush
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My girlfriend playing Slevin heads-up and only lost because she lost a 70/30 and a coinflip. She's never played anything but play money before.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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JKDS
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this was great. glad i saw it.
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But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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will641
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go michelle.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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wufwugy
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OMG I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED IT OMGOMGOMG
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spoonitnow
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<Chelle> stax
<Chelle> just find some blondy at a bar
<Chelle> and be like hay
<Chelle> i like your shoes
<tom> nah this is the line
<tom> "he boo, wanna talk to a winner?"
<Stax> I like your shoes, wanna fuck
<Chelle> Or just be like, " Lol, bend over"
<Chelle> And she'll either slap you or giggle
<@spoonitnow> Can you tell how we met?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
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<@spoonitnow> * dwarfman was kicked by euphoricism (how the fuck did you get in here)
<@spoonitnow> <@spoonitnow> That's will
<@spoonitnow> <@euphoricism> will641?
<@spoonitnow> <@spoonitnow> Uh, yeah
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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Stacks
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Originally Posted by will641
<@spoonitnow> * dwarfman was kicked by euphoricism (how the fuck did you get in here)
<@spoonitnow> <@spoonitnow> That's will
<@spoonitnow> <@euphoricism> will641?
<@spoonitnow> <@spoonitnow> Uh, yeah
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euph failed so hard! lol.
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LuckySlevin
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Full House
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yeah was good fun, my Ace shove that got called held up luckily and then I won a coin flip at the end, here the TT for anyone that's interested =) http://www.flopturnriver.com/Online-...ment-4503.html
Spoon kindly said he'll pay my buy in to play his GF so I did very nicely out of it, was going to deposit tomorrow - but I've since been grinding and managed to increase it a little... it'd be a nice touch if I never had to deposit again, since joining the chat room - time'll tell 
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XTR1000
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
OMG I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED IT OMGOMGOMG
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Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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I am in there but nothing exciting never happens. I suck I guess.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
Administrator
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[x] bought soap from spoonitnow's gf
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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ChrisBCritter
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Full House
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Originally Posted by LuckySlevin
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I'm kinda interested, but that didn't work at ALL...
Very glad that you actually went onto IRC slevin, you might be able to take the "Lucky" out of your name in time...
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Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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I'll play your gf Heads up anytime
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Chelle
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Two Pair
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'll play your gf Heads up anytime
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This frightens me.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Her father and Jesus have been alerted to her gambling
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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though, playing slevin is hardly gambling!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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<Chelle> what are you doing
<spoonitnow> Missing 300 flops in a row
<Chelle> 300?
<spoonitnow> Sarcasm dear
<Chelle> oh
<spoonitnow> I'm like toilet paper that misses your ass
<spoonitnow> I can't hit shit
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Quoting yourself is almost as cool as Rick Astley
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LOL OPERATIONS
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Chelle
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'll play your gf Heads up anytime
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This frightens me. |
WELCOME TO FTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Originally Posted by Chelle
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'll play your gf Heads up anytime
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This frightens me. |
Hay, I like your shoes...
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Chelle
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Two Pair
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by Chelle
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'll play your gf Heads up anytime
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This frightens me. |
Hay, I like your shoes... |
Doesn't work on redheads, only blondes.
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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how many guys have asked you the carpet/curtains question in your life?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by Chelle
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by Chelle
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'll play your gf Heads up anytime
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This frightens me. |
Hay, I like your shoes... |
Doesn't work on redheads, only blondes. |
I don't think you understood. He could probably quote the catalogue and page they're from.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Chelle
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Two Pair
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
how many guys have asked you the carpet/curtains question in your life?
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none
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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do you have a younger sister?
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
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oh god, has there ever been a couple on ftr?
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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Thunder
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Flush
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though, playing slevin is hardly gambling!
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LOL.
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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Originally Posted by will641
oh god, has there ever been a couple on ftr?
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Not for long
ZING
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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flomo
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Full House
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lukjie and gabe
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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flomo
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Full House
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what is the over/under on sleveins age?
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by Chelle
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by Chelle
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'll play your gf Heads up anytime
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Hay, I like your shoes... |
Bout time someone complimented me. How does breakfast sound? |
FYP
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by flomo
what is the over/under on sleveins age?
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20
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by will641
oh god, has there ever been a couple on ftr?
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level right?
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(='.'=)
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by will641
oh god, has there ever been a couple on ftr?
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level right? |
no! you are the second person to ax me that.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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Chelle
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Two Pair
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
do you have a younger sister?
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No, and no clones either.
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Muzzard
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Originally Posted by flomo
what is the over/under on sleveins age?
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Think he's 27 or 28 iirc
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by Chelle
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
do you have a younger sister?
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No, and no clothes either. |
FYP
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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Chelle
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Two Pair
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Originally Posted by Muzzard
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
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Originally Posted by flomo
what is the over/under on sleveins age?
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Think he's 27 or 28 iirc |
25
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wufwugy
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40
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EasyT
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Full House
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
how many guys have asked you the carpet/curtains question in your life?
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I'm confused. Is Michelle bald?
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by EasyT
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
how many guys have asked you the carpet/curtains question in your life?
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I'm confused. Is Michelle bald? |
Not at the moment.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Losing Prop Bets
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Originally Posted by Chelle
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Originally Posted by Muzzard
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
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Originally Posted by flomo
what is the over/under on sleveins age?
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20 |
Think he's 27 or 28 iirc |
One time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my P***Y |
FYP
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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daven
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Straight Flush
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<Chelle> and said fyp
<dwarfman> Did he really
<Chelle> yeah
<Chelle> HE REALLY DID,
<dwarfman> So who are you?
<Chelle> spoons gf
<Chelle> who are you
<yAAwn> lol
<yAAwn> failepic
<dwarfman> Oh, you're the ginger bitch who's probably going to die soon
<Chelle> uh
<yAAwn> lol
<Chelle> yeah, im her
<Chelle> your problem, sir?
<yAAwn> sup dman
<yAAwn> been grinding lately?
<dwarfman> So do they have Internet access in your hospital room
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by daven
<Chelle> and said fyp
<dwarfman> Did he really
<Chelle> yeah
<Chelle> HE REALLY DID,
<dwarfman> So who are you?
<Chelle> spoons gf
<Chelle> who are you
<yAAwn> lol
<yAAwn> failepic
<dwarfman> Oh, you're the ginger bitch who's probably going to die soon
<Chelle> uh
<yAAwn> lol
<Chelle> yeah, im her
<Chelle> your problem, sir?
<yAAwn> sup dman
<yAAwn> been grinding lately?
<dwarfman> So do they have Internet access in your hospital room
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http://www.spoonitnow.com/dwarfman2.html for those who don't know the story behind this one
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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<@spoonitnow> OH YEAH
<@spoonitnow> IOPQ IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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mcatdog
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4-of-a-Kind
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Was that the real dwarfman or a leveller?
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by mcatdog
Was that the real dwarfman or a leveller?
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It was me, and she was about 6 feet from me and I don't think she realized it was me.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Chelle
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Two Pair
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Location: in the kitchen
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by mcatdog
Was that the real dwarfman or a leveller?
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It was me, and she was about 6 feet from me and I don't think she realized it was me. |
Oh what the hell ever. I knew it was you.
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: getting my swell on
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Originally Posted by Chelle
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by mcatdog
Was that the real dwarfman or a leveller?
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It was me, and she was about 6 feet from me and I don't think she realized it was me. |
Oh what the hell ever. I knew it was you. |
awww this is so cute.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Losing Prop Bets
Posts: 2,789
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Originally Posted by will641
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Originally Posted by Chelle
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by mcatdog
Was that the real dwarfman or a leveller?
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It was me, and she was about 6 feet from me and I don't think she realized it was me. |
If I knew it was you I would have kissed you feet |
awww this is so cute. |
FYP
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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