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Old 12-11-2009, 03:09 PM     Post subject: itssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Friday #1 (permalink)  
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Old 12-11-2009, 03:58 PM #2 (permalink)  
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time for mai weekly day of prokerz

and also hitting on and getting rejected by mediocre looking chicks. I really should just start hitting on the insanely hot ones if my success rate is going to be 0% no matter what.
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Old 12-11-2009, 06:54 PM #4 (permalink)  
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and also hitting on and getting rejected by mediocre looking chicks. I really should just start hitting on the insanely hot ones if my success rate is going to be 0% no matter what.
Hitting on mediocre women is always wrong. Always.

If you stick to hitting on insanely hot ones you'll find a curious level of success given that if you *seem* like somebody who shouldn't be hitting on them, some of the time they will pick up on that, and because women are all about games and mystery, they'll be intrigued. If she thinks you're out of her league, yet you're not acting like it, sometimes she'll think there's more going on behind the facade, and maybe you have something special to offer. After all, you may *look* like you are out of her league, but if you're hitting on her, then are you really? At least that's something that will cross their minds once in a while
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Old 12-11-2009, 07:34 PM #5 (permalink)  
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I'm living on a 6 day week, with no structure. It'd be nice to be awake for 18-19 hours, asleep for 9-10, but usually I go

awake for 20, asleep for 12
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Old 12-11-2009, 08:20 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 12-11-2009, 09:48 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 12-11-2009, 10:08 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Oh, and Spenda is at level 0 in picking up women; wuf is at level 2.
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Old 12-11-2009, 10:30 PM #15 (permalink)  
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people actually sit around in robes?
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It's too bad Friday and Saturday are like work nights. Either being at the casino, or resting up for the big online weekend tournies.
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I wearz a hoodie and shorts
This was me like 80-90% of the time before the Marines.

Now its the green USMC jogging suit which is insanely comfortable and looks pretty awsum. Not "supposed" to wear it around town, but they can go fuck themselves imo.
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I wearz a hoodie and shorts
This was me like 80-90% of the time before the Marines.

Now its the green USMC jogging suit which is insanely comfortable and looks pretty awsum. Not "supposed" to wear it around town, but they can go fuck themselves imo.
Sometimes he even makes me let him wear it during.
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This was me like 80-90% of the time before the Marines.

Now its the green USMC jogging suit which is insanely comfortable and looks pretty awsum. Not "supposed" to wear it around town, but they can go fuck themselves imo.

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