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Old 12-13-2005, 04:11 AM     Post subject: It's my birthday! (December 13) #1 (permalink)  
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Cigs, porn, strip clubs, voting, lottery, (legal now) gambling...

and if I commit a felony, I get to meet Bubba.
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Old 12-13-2005, 04:12 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 12-13-2005, 04:17 AM #3 (permalink)  
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welcome to nothing special at all... cant legally smoke weed... cant go into a casino, cant legally drink>


Theres enough porn on the internet... ive been playing internet poker since i was 16... no one cares about the lottery, we are gambling people but not stupid... strip clubs are prolly the only good thing...

but CONGRATS have a fucking wild bday ill have one for ya once i finish my term paper
I am that fish...


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Old 12-13-2005, 04:26 AM #4 (permalink)  
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happy bday, fucker.
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Old 12-13-2005, 04:35 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 12-13-2005, 04:46 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Strip clubs are lame :-\ I feel like Im getting a hooker but not having sex. I d rather just have my girlfreind strip for me...
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Old 12-13-2005, 05:12 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Strip clubs are lame :-\ I feel like Im getting a hooker but not having sex. I d rather just have my girlfreind strip for me...
strip clubs are awesome.
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Old 12-13-2005, 05:41 AM #8 (permalink)  
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great news for all!
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Old 12-13-2005, 05:44 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 12-13-2005, 05:57 AM #10 (permalink)  
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happy b day by the way
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Old 12-13-2005, 06:11 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.
 
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Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.
Aces, it was only a 6 buyin drop! Relax! =D
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:43 AM #13 (permalink)  
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Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.
Aces, it was only a 6 buyin drop! Relax! =D
And you want to be my latex salesman!
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:20 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Oh yeah, by the way, that smokin' hot 17 yr old is now illegal...
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Old 12-13-2005, 11:14 AM #15 (permalink)  
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You're so deep and disturbed ilikeaces86, I think I'm falling for you
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Old 12-13-2005, 11:18 AM #16 (permalink)  
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