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Old 01-05-2006, 08:49 PM     Post subject: It's the "Guess my Nationality" Game #1 (permalink)  
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Just what the Fk is this guy anyway?
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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Old 01-05-2006, 08:50 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 01-05-2006, 08:56 PM #3 (permalink)  
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I was thinking post whoretopian, but keep em coming.
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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Old 01-05-2006, 09:21 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 01-05-2006, 09:28 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Got a Columbian drug cartel enforcer look about him. Hard to tell without cranial measurements.
 
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Old 01-05-2006, 09:52 PM #6 (permalink)  
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something about that picture is screaming zimbabwe.
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Old 01-05-2006, 10:48 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 01-06-2006, 12:12 AM #9 (permalink)  
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You are Iban, a riverine group of rice cultivators inhabiting the interior hill country of Sarawak (Malaysia) and parts of Indonesian Borneo.

Selamat malam.
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Old 01-06-2006, 10:09 AM #10 (permalink)  
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You are Iban, a riverine group of rice cultivators inhabiting the interior hill country of Sarawak (Malaysia) and parts of Indonesian Borneo.

Selamat malam.
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Old 01-06-2006, 01:15 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Mongolian.

I can see you in a furry hat raping and pillaging across Eastern Europe.

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Old 01-06-2006, 01:24 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Nice read Xianti. We both have a lazy eye.

Correct guess gets $20. No joke.
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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Old 01-06-2006, 03:05 PM #13 (permalink)  

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He actually looks like the guy I cought breaking into my shed...He was jacked on something, I snuck out the front window of my house, crept up hehind him, cracked him with my sons mini aluminum baseball batt, pushed him into the shed, locked the door, called the cops.........so that would make you.....uh, well......STUPID!!...lol, but of Columbian decent.
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Old 01-06-2006, 03:20 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 01-06-2006, 04:05 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Portuguese - No
Puerto Rican - No
Columbian - No
Iban - No
ZimBabwe.. ian - No
Mongolian - No

The only reason I started this thread was because I knew you guys would wiff a few hundred times.
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
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Old 01-06-2006, 04:10 PM #16 (permalink)  
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you aren't some weird mix of say, Irishman and Iraqi, right? We are going for ONE nationality.

I would hate to have to peg you as a Cablanasian....
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Old 01-06-2006, 04:14 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 01-06-2006, 04:15 PM #18 (permalink)  
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somewhere from the Carribean, West Indies...

could be just a plain ol white boy.
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Old 01-06-2006, 04:16 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 01-06-2006, 04:17 PM #20 (permalink)  
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He is from Belize, silly
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Old 01-06-2006, 04:18 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 01-06-2006, 04:19 PM #22 (permalink)  
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Old 01-06-2006, 04:20 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 01-06-2006, 04:21 PM #24 (permalink)  
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Navajo....
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Old 01-06-2006, 04:47 PM #25 (permalink)  
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Dude looks like a douche, so my guess is Canadian.

Second guess: Syrian.
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Old 01-06-2006, 04:55 PM #26 (permalink)  
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I'm gonna have to give it up to cardsman1992. He said Navajo, and that's close enough. I'm mostly native american. In order of greatest to least, my actual blood contains the following...

Blackfoot
Passamaquadi (Abenaqui)
A little French (full indians have no facial hair)
A little Irish

Are you on Pokerstars Cardsman? I owe you $20. Neteller maybe? Remember Passamaquadi from Pete's Dragon?
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Old 01-06-2006, 04:56 PM #27 (permalink)  
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Dude looks like a douche
Since the dude is me, you are correct as well sir.
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Old 01-06-2006, 04:59 PM #28 (permalink)  
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damn i was the first one that said indian stuff.

but i am always incorrect.

blah blah blah
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Old 01-06-2006, 05:03 PM #29 (permalink)  
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Rondavu,

I am not on Pokerstars, but I do have a netteller account. I can send info via PM,

I say split with Muxy since he said Cherokee...
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Old 01-06-2006, 05:11 PM #30 (permalink)  
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LOL I remember Pete's Dragon too....

Damn I feel old now...
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Old 01-06-2006, 05:31 PM #31 (permalink)  
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Dude looks like a douche, so my guess is Canadian.
Ummmmmm, fuck you
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Old 01-06-2006, 05:37 PM #32 (permalink)  
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Dude looks like a douche, so my guess is Canadian.
Ummmmmm, fuck you, eh
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Old 01-06-2006, 05:49 PM #33 (permalink)  
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Dude looks like a douche, so my guess is Canadian.
Ummmmmm, fuck you, eh
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yes we say eh but saying EH out of context is gay.

When americans say fuck you eh. That is stupid.

When we say it it is like this.

Whats going on eh.

Man i just got 2 outered fucking eh.

Not fuck you eh.
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Old 01-06-2006, 06:14 PM #34 (permalink)  
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I always thought 'fucking eh' was 'fucking A' as in 'fucking asshole.'

ive used it forever, and im not a canadian.
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Old 01-06-2006, 06:15 PM #35 (permalink)  
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I always thought 'fucking eh' was 'fucking A' as in 'fucking asshole.'

ive used it forever, and im not a canadian.
I guess it could be both,

but i have used it as

EH EH EH EH EH
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Old 01-06-2006, 06:18 PM #36 (permalink)  
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Dude looks like a douche, so my guess is Canadian.
Ummmmmm, fuck you, eh
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yes we say eh but saying EH out of context is gay.

When americans say fuck you eh. That is stupid.

When we say it it is like this.

Whats going on eh.

Man i just got 2 outered fucking eh.

Not fuck you eh.
After working in Canada for a couple of months, I came to the conclusion that some of you crazy fockers say it at the end of every sentence.
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Old 01-06-2006, 06:21 PM #37 (permalink)  
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i dont think i do

i say oot and full hoose.

but thats about it
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Old 01-06-2006, 06:58 PM #38 (permalink)  
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Dude looks like a douche, so my guess is Canadian.
Ummmmmm, fuck you
Double fuck you.
 
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Dude looks like a douche, so my guess is Canadian.
Ummmmmm, fuck you, eh
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yes we say eh but saying EH out of context is gay.

When americans say fuck you eh. That is stupid.

When we say it it is like this.

Whats going on eh.

Man i just got 2 outered fucking eh.

Not fuck you eh.
I think you meant: Man, I just got two fucking outered, eh?
Getting two outered while fucking is a completely different thing.
 
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I always thought 'fucking eh' was 'fucking A' as in 'fucking asshole.'

ive used it forever, and im not a canadian.
The "a" stands for "amazing"..."fucking a!" is usually used in a positive sense.

Edit: Of course, with proper inflection, negative connotations are certainly possible, making the "a" stand for a variety of derogatory terms - asshole, asshat, american...
 
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I think us Canadian's should unite and start our own form....we would be better off without the abuse...lol.....EH!!!!!!
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Also, looking at my Avitar.......a fine canadian product.
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Fucking eh? Bwahahaha. You crazy canucks. You put eh at the end of everything. Do you think you can leave the one time we sound like we're doing it alone? It's fucking A, as in asshole. Not amazing. Not astounding. Not astronotomically atrocious. It stands for ASSHOLE. Just because you surfers turned it into "amazing", like in "fucking a dude!", doesn't mean shit. That's because "amazing" doesn't produce shit. An asshole does. Just like me. Right now.
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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Old 01-06-2006, 08:43 PM #45 (permalink)  
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Fucking eh? Bwahahaha. You crazy canucks. You put eh at the end of everything. Do you think you can leave the one time we sound like we're doing it alone? It's fucking A, as in asshole. Not amazing. Not astounding. Not astronotomically atrocious. It stands for ASSHOLE. Just because you surfers turned it into "amazing", like in "fucking a dude!", doesn't mean shit. That's because "amazing" doesn't produce shit. An asshole does. Just like me. Right now.
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...with proper inflection, negative connotations are certainly possible, making the "a" stand for a variety of derogatory terms - asshole, asshat, american...
 
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Old 01-06-2006, 11:24 PM #46 (permalink)  
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Genocide on the americans.
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Genocide on the americans.
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If you were gonna call someone a FUCKING ASSHOLE...why not just say it...why say FUCKING a....thats gay, why not go all out... If you like I could send you a list of commonly used Canadian phrases, that way you could add to your diversity.....
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