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Old 02-12-2005, 02:00 AM     Post subject: irc fun #1 (permalink)  
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<soupie> if liberals played poker they would just want everyone but them to give all the winnings to the govt for a fair and equitable redistribution to all the poor players who cant play well
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Old 02-12-2005, 06:00 AM #2 (permalink)  
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tempting... but no.
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tempting... but no.
Been taking tips from 'Rilla on post whoring, LeFou?
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Not at all. I mean it's tempting to bite at this very obvious bait and talk politics, but no.
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Old 02-12-2005, 02:22 PM #6 (permalink)  
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If democrats played poker, the rake would double to fund gambling addiction recovery programs.

If republicans played poker, collusion would be allowed

If greens played poker the cards and ink and methods of production would have to be environmentally safe.

If libertarians played poker... well uh...

If socialists played poker, your buy in and cash out would be proportional to your income

If communists played poker first and last place would be executed.

If Brits played poker, they would feel incredibly self conscious about raising.

If Germans played poker, you could never tell if they were insulting or complimenting your plays.

If the French play poker, we'll make fun of them.

If Americans played poker, well, there sure are a lot of fish in the sea.


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Old 02-12-2005, 08:57 PM #7 (permalink)  
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If libertarians played poker... well uh...
it would work out perfectly?
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Old 02-12-2005, 09:08 PM #8 (permalink)  
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If libertarians played poker... well uh...
it would work out perfectly?
They would assume their suboptimal play was correct and refuse to consider evidence to the contrary?
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If libertarians played poker... well uh...
I'd have to give them the "collusion would be allowed" line. All forms of cheating would be allowed, because any intrusion by the cardroom on the free operation of the game is immoral.
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