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Old 08-24-2010, 02:21 PM     Post subject: International Burn a Quran Day #1 (permalink)  
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The church launched a YouTube channel to disseminate its messages.

"I mean ask yourself, have you ever really seen a really happy Muslim? As they're on the way to Mecca? As they gather together in the mosque on the floor? Does it look like a real religion of joy?" Jones asks in one of his YouTube posts.

"No, to me it looks like a religion of the devil."
Church plans Quran-burning event - CNN.com

Though by "international" I think he means more like "me, Bubba, Jimbob, and Ricky."
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Old 08-24-2010, 02:47 PM #2 (permalink)  
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what the shit is this o_O
[00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
[00:30] <DC> daven
[00:30] <DC> on my hand?
[00:30] <daven> yep
[00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
[00:30] <daven> nice reason
[00:30] <daven> no further questions
[00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

Problem officer...?
 
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Old 08-24-2010, 03:10 PM #3 (permalink)  
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The church launched a YouTube channel to disseminate its messages.

"I mean ask yourself, have you ever really seen a really happy Muslim? As they're on the way to Mecca? As they gather together in the mosque on the floor? Does it look like a real religion of joy?" Jones asks in one of his YouTube posts.

"No, to me it looks like a religion of the devil."
Church plans Quran-burning event - CNN.com

Though by "international" I think he means more like "me, Bubba, Jimbob, and Ricky."
This gave me a pretty good laugh. Someone used the, "Have you ever seen someone running look happy?" argument which I countered with, "The squirrel doesn't like collecting nuts... until the winter."

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Old 08-24-2010, 05:22 PM #4 (permalink)  
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lol good name choices. ricky made the sequence
 
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O noes, we're going to end up like england!
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Old 08-24-2010, 05:53 PM #6 (permalink)  
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O noes, we're going to end up like england!
To the dentist before it's too late!
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 08-24-2010, 07:20 PM #7 (permalink)  
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There goes my Bible.

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Old 08-24-2010, 07:20 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Holy shit.

This guy represents almost exactly my point of view except for he's a delusional retard.
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Old 08-24-2010, 07:27 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Would you like to share the un-delusional retard POV?

edit think I found it: mosque at ground zero.

Haven't read it yet.

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Old 08-24-2010, 07:29 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Islam is the worst religion ever. Since they run their countries like shit, we should do the same.

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Old 08-24-2010, 08:04 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Islam is the worst religion ever. Since they run their countries like shit, we should do the same.
Yeah, bro. We should totally raid them to teach them better ways...let's call it the um...hmmm...the crusades!
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 08-24-2010, 09:20 PM #12 (permalink)  
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lol @ the 'look at holland/germany/england' part.

pretty sure this guy has never even been to Europe before.
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Don't you guys have an inciting racial hatred law or something similar?
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Old 08-24-2010, 10:41 PM #14 (permalink)  
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No way. That's what makes this country great. The KKK have parades quite often...and I'm all for it.

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Old 08-24-2010, 11:08 PM #15 (permalink)  
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There are hate crime laws, but that's something entirely different.

It's like I don't have to agree with what someone is saying to think they have a right to say it.
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Old 08-25-2010, 01:45 AM #16 (permalink)  
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This is definitely an indication of primitivity.


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"I mean ask yourself, have you ever really seen a really happy Muslim?
How can a Lover be happy when he is separate from his Love?


I suggest you guys to read Rumi:

Rumi sayings and quotes
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jerking it helps
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Old 08-25-2010, 01:52 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Beer and BBQ?
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Old 08-25-2010, 04:14 AM #19 (permalink)  
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