Originally Posted by Warpe

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

who's to say I'm hetro? It's such a worthless practice to care. If there is some dude out there that completes my life or whatever else might comes with the perfect pair, I'm not going to cling to "BUT IM SO STRAIGHT!" If bigred showed up at my doorstep, how am I gonna say no?


2. When and where did you decide you were a heterosexual?

I guess when everyone else at school decided that gay jokes were in vogue. I always found it funny that gay jokes were funny, not that they were jokes getting at gays.

3. Is it possible this is just a phase and you will out grow it?

I sorta answered this

4. Is it possible that your sexual orientation has stemmed from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

Nah, because it's fluid. Though, it's over 90% likely that I'll end up with a woman. I don't find men attractive and I have been in love with women many times. Ranging from crushes to longterm relationships.

5. Do your parents know you are straight? Do your friends know- how did they react?

My parents actually thought I was gay until senior year of highschool. I have 2 gay uncles, both of my father's brothers, so they expected one of us (3 kids) to be gay. And I didn't get around to dating a girl until the last year when none of them say no.

6. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it just possible that all you need is a good gay lover?

Hahaha, uhhh I can't imagine what a good gay lover would be like. I don't know if it's possible for me to have a good gay experience.

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality... can’t you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

I more than anyone I know in real life don't flaunt my heterosexuality. I always find the best humor in going to the opposite of what is accepted. So I'll ask girls to open beers for me and other non-manly things.

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

Sex is amazing. I remember prior to getting laid I jacked it rarely, once I got laid the number increased many fold. Just trying to remind myself of some of the high points of my life, I guess. Why others do it probably goes back to some tribal shit. Alpha males got all the poon, so if you're getting all the poon, you must be the alpha! That's to say, people are dumb.

9. Why do heterosexuals try to recruit others into this lifestyle?

Huh? I think this is a leading question. Can you prove that they "recruit" others? I feel that they demean gays in an us vrs them scenario, but I don't think they recruit young men into they lifestyle of fist-pump hetrosexuality.

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual... Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

hahaha!

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

hahaha! niiiice, I get it. I already said people are dumb and the 'logic' people use for gay being wrong is dumb. Preaching to the choir. But like, the choir that sings at monster truck rallies and NASCAR events!

12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

I don't think this has anything to do with being hetro or gay. That's to say, for the first 20 years, I'd bet gays marry in a very stable rate. Mostly out of a sense that they *need* to be right. But over a long period of time, divorce rates will normalize. What's wrong with divorce rates today is that age at which people need to settle down. Girls/women want to marry at every stage of their life 13+. I think guys get sold on this idea when find a chick that they enjoy being with most of the time. I don't know how many of my friends say "I love her and I want to marry her" when having difficulty with their girlfriends and I can't help but make a "say whaaaat?" face in my head. This is an anecdotal stance though, I am only 22!

13. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

Nice. How can you define "wholeness" in the frame of sexual experimentation. Could a man, locked alone in a room, given human interaction through the primary forms of media known to us today not enjoy being a whole person? What does it mean to be a whole person? I get that people ask bad questions, but shouldn't you (the questionnaire) stand above the rest?!

14. Considering the menace of overpopulation how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

Eventually the birthrate and deathrate will normalize and things like murder, disease and death will not be seen as evil. Got this from that youtube video about growth rate. I think it was titled the most important video you will watch. Has nothing to do with hetero and homo.

15. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel that he or she might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his or her leanings?

I can trust them as much as I can trust anyone. The poker game of life. I'll figure out their leans and normalize them in my own opinion.

16. There seem to very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to.

Wow. The first sentence is horribly leading and framing. If you want to be the Fox News of gay defenders, that's fine. This doesn't end in a question, so I'll latch 17 to the end of it. Nope, and a lame attempt at a nice "hahaha" for those that think the way you do. This thing started out strong and deteriorated from there.

17. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

- Martin Rochlin, Ph.D., 1972

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

also, it's actually pretty bad in the end.

Originally Posted by Warpe

not if you're pitching

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

Riff with satire, devoid of you bitches actually doing shit!

Originally Posted by UG

wait, where do I fit into all of this