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Old 07-12-2006, 02:30 PM     Post subject: Inter-xenophobia #1 (permalink)  
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oh, and his location reminds me, south dakota is the worst state ever. and its not even close. make places to eat along your highways goddamnit! minnesota also! your states are gay!
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Nothing like a bit of xenophobia to make the day go faster! I dislike people for things a bit more complex than just the lack of eating establishments on their road networks.

That said, i've also hated peopel for far less, and those do seem like legitimate reasons!
Alabama - Everyone lives in a shack
Alaska - Those damn Eskimos
Arizona - God's waiting room on the west side
Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything
California - Freaking hippies
Colorado - Too many preppie ski bunnies
Connecticut - We say we're from New York, the nice part (bigred)
Delaware - Does anyone really care about Delaware
Florida - God's waiting room on the East side
Georgia - See Mississippi and Alabama except Atlanta, which sucks for different reasons
Hawaii - Too small
Idaho - If having sex with potatoes is your thing I guess it's cool
Illinois - Everyone is a fat Bears fan
Indiana - Gary is a shithole
Iowa - where?
Kansas - "The Boring State"
Kentucky - Hahaha, do I even have to say anything?
Louisiana - Used to be cool... (too soon?)
Maine - At least these hippies stay out of the way
Maryland - Contains Baltimore, the crackwhore of American cities
Massachusetts - At least they're not from New York
Michigan - I go to OSU
Minnesota - No restaurants
Mississippi - See Alabama
Missouri - I almost died there
Montana - If you liked Brokeback Mountain this is your place
Nebraska - Cornhusking, you know what they really mean
Nevada - I'm not knocking Vegas. Unless you're female, then you're probably a whore
New Hampshire - Ya, it's easy to run a state when everyone is rich
New Jersey - New York's armpit
New Mexico - At least it isn't Mexico
New York - What a pompous, self-righteous crowd
North Carolina - gave the world Petey Pablo, no need to thank us
North Dakota - Frozen wasteland. 84 people live there
Ohio - People swim across the Ohio River, then pretend they are not from the south, fooling no one
Oklahoma - Too many tornado's
Oregon - Fucking hippies
Pennsylvania - Fucking Amish
Rhode Island - See Delaware
South Carolina - Still flies the confederate flag. Nuff said...
South Dakota - your primary contribution to the country is meth labs
Tennessee - Hee-Haw
Texas - Steers and Queers
Utah - Mormons
Vermont - see New Hampshire
Virginia - If you have a hot cousin, this is the state for you
Washington - Ask LimpinAintEZ
West Virginia - If your sister is hot, this is the state for you
Wisconsin - Suburb of Chicago (Frank Caliendo)
Wyoming - Home state of Darth Cheney and gay cowboys

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Old 07-12-2006, 02:40 PM #2 (permalink)  
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 Connecticut - We say we're from New York, the nice part
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Old 07-12-2006, 02:45 PM #3 (permalink)  
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 Canada - At least we're not the US of A
Canada - Like the 51st state, but we allow gambling
Canada - Need I say more.
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Canada - At least we're not the US of A
Canada - We have hot "working ladies" but you can't see anything because of her parka
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Canada - At least we're not the US of A
Canada - We have hot "working ladies" but you can't see anything because of her parka
Ya mine wasn't really xenophobia was it?
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 Canada - America Jr. eh?
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Canada - At least we're not the US of A
Canada - We have hot "working ladies" but you can't see anything because of her parka
Ya mine wasn't really xenophobia was it?
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US of A - Wishes it was Canada, "Land of the free"
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Old 07-12-2006, 03:09 PM #8 (permalink)  
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 There would probably be more posts already but people are still searching xenophobia.
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Old 07-12-2006, 03:17 PM #9 (permalink)  
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 It's being scared of this lady
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It's being scared of this lady
xenophilia is getting turned on by being scared of this lady
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 here i have some good ones about south dakota

-there's nothing there
-your cities are run down and shitty
-your landscape sucks
-wall drug is gay
-your roads have too much construction
-Abortion was banned by the government
-you wear cowboy hats and look funny and are dirty AND are white trash.
-your primary contribution to the country is meth labs.
-you're poor as shit.
-there are no eating establishments there outside of your two major cities and gas stations.
-it is flat as shit.

if i think of any more i'll let you know.
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Old 07-12-2006, 11:27 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Georgia--See Mississippi and Alabama except Atlanta, which sucks for different reasons.

Illinois--Everyone's a fat Bears fan, and Chicago's cold as fuck.

Iowa--where?

Kansas--"The Boring State"

Maryland--Contains the worst part of I-95 and also Baltimore, the crackwhore of American cities.

North Carolina--gave the world Petey Pablo, no need to thank us.

North Dakota--Frozen wasteland. 84 people live there.

Oregon--Fucking hippies

Pennsylvania--Fucking Amish

South Carolina--Still flies the confederate flag. Nuff said...

Tennessee--Hee Haw

Wyoming--Home state of Darth Cheney and gay cowboys.
 
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Old 07-13-2006, 01:48 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Sorry but this is the correct Illinois responce

Illinois - Also known as Chicago
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Old 07-13-2006, 12:41 PM #15 (permalink)  
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 Illinois - we can't pronounce our state either
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Tennessee--Hee Haw
Haha, I thought about using that
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