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Old 01-27-2009, 06:48 PM     Post subject: Important site if you have ever been abducted by aliens... #1 (permalink)  
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It is a treasure trove of info...

http://www.stopabductions.com/
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:54 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Awesome....I've been looking for a new hat.
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Many former abudctees have been wearing thought screen helmets successfully since 1999.
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:21 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Good info:

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2. Have a locked cabinet.

Aliens have taken ten helmets from abductees and several Velostat lined baseball caps. If you are not wearing a hat they will go through your entire house looking for them. They will not, however, go into a locked cabinet. Before you make a helmet have some kind of cabinet or trunk that you can lock. That way they won’t take it.
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