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Old 11-12-2004, 09:47 PM     Post subject: important news (wink wink) #1 (permalink)  
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Old 11-12-2004, 09:54 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 11-12-2004, 10:22 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Nice Find!!
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Old 11-12-2004, 10:26 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Yah, we kinda stumbled across this one a year ago. Well worth the effort to help out any random female you come across.

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Old 11-12-2004, 10:36 PM     Post subject: Re: important news (wink wink) #5 (permalink)  
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In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years
suspected...

"That one looks like she swallows... mark her in column A"
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Old 11-12-2004, 11:47 PM     Post subject: Re: important news (wink wink) #6 (permalink)  
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In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years
suspected...

"That one looks like she swallows... mark her in column A"
What guy hasn't done that?
I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
 
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Old 11-13-2004, 01:05 AM #7 (permalink)  
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
 
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Old 11-13-2004, 03:12 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Is that guy still part of the forum??
 
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Old 11-13-2004, 04:25 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Haha... I went to NC State and remember when some kids posted that. Funny shit that is worth bringing up again.
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Old 11-14-2004, 08:26 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Rippy is such an altruistic humanitarian.
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Old 11-14-2004, 09:36 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Rippy is such an altruistic humanitarian.
al·tru·ism:

1.Unselfish concern for the welfare of others; selflessness.

I second that. Tell your girlfriend/wife that what you ask is because of your concern for her health.
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:46 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Has anyone got slapped for saying this yet? I could see some girls getting pissed off and thinking you were just being an ass hole trying to get some…
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Old 11-15-2004, 08:03 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Has anyone got slapped for saying this yet? I could see some girls getting pissed off and thinking you were just being an ass hole trying to get some…
lol i agree, doesnt FTR have any female users, i bet they would get really pissed of by this post....rofl


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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
 
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Old 11-15-2004, 08:06 PM #14 (permalink)  
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doesnt FTR have any female users
Well, there's Honey. :P
I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
 
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Old 11-15-2004, 08:23 PM #15 (permalink)  
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doesnt FTR have any female users
Well, there's Honey. :P
whose honey?? fishstick or fyrfyr, cause all of u seem really close..lol


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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
 
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Old 11-15-2004, 10:25 PM #16 (permalink)  
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whose honey?? fishstick or fyrfyr, cause all of u seem really close..lol


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From my observations it's quite a torrid triangular relationship they have, all I can say is when one of em forgets the laundry or dishes... duck.
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