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  1. #1

    Default i'm a tit.

    my names Will and i have a drink problem.

    so i got pissed up and lost all my bankroll. Again. i'm such a fucking tit.
    I had a poker sabatical and started playing again about 1 month ago.
    built up my bankroll from £20 to just under £200.
    then, just like i've done before, i get drunk and lose the lot playing at the wrong level.

    I'm hoping by putting this on here it will shame me into not doing again.
    FUCK its so annoying. I have a stinking hangover and £12 left of my bankroll.

    Anyone know how to rig up a breathalizer to a computer?
    Normski
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    There isn't enough room in anyones life for two addictions. Pick one and get good at it.
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    try having something else to do when you get drunk. find a computer game or something, it worked for me.
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    Secure your computer with a password, and rotate the password every seven days. The password should be something that will too bothersome to work out if you're drunk, such as a long division problem or perhaps something a bit more complex.

    Don't write down the actual password, just write down the problem and keep it next to your computer.
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    lol

    tit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    There isn't enough room in anyones life for two addictions. Pick one and get good at it.
    Nice Post
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    Thread title is the key. When you're drunk, fantasize about tits rather than cards. This will leave you waking up the next morning, dick in hand but with an intact bankroll.
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    You clearly don't drink well enough. If you were a real drinker you wouldn't be able to load poker let alone play it. That's my way of avoiding this situation.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    I'm just here for the awesome thread title.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    play wow with gabe and lukie and ME
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    Don't ever play wow. It brings your BOC factor to dangerously low levels.
    "$80 million Submarine mansion. Think about it."
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    wait, but if u lose all ur money u aren't boc

    so just play HALO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    There isn't enough room in anyones life for two addictions. Pick one and get good at it.
    gooolllddd
    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    wait, but if u lose all ur money u aren't boc

    so just play HALO
    agreed

    also, if you're a tit, can I motorboat? just for a second, and I promise I won't spit.
    "$80 million Submarine mansion. Think about it."
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    thanks for help.

    my hangover has now gone, but sadly my bankroll hasn't returned.

    I've just had to deposit again. back to square 1. want to get my bankroll from £25 to £200 in coupla weeks.

    I have stuck a note on my computer "HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?"

    promblem is i usually get so pissed i can barely see.........

    ps what is WOW? and Unibomber, i don't know what motorboat means, but you can do it if you give me my bankroll back.
    Normski
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    thanks for help.

    my hangover has now gone, but sadly my bankroll hasn't returned.

    I've just had to deposit again. back to square 1. want to get my bankroll from £25 to £200 in coupla weeks.

    I have stuck a note on my computer "HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?"

    promblem is i usually get so pissed i can barely see.........

    ps what is WOW? and Unibomber, i don't know what motorboat means, but you can do it if you give me my bankroll back.
    WOW = World of Warcraft.

    Motorboat = Well watch Wedding Crashers and you will get it ....
    I started a new job so don't play much ATM, just FTP mini grind
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    Quote Originally Posted by acesfullokings
    Motorboat = Well watch Wedding Crashers and you will get it ....
    I've never seen that film, and yet somehow I think I already know.
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    This thread is worthless without pics.









    Somebody had to say it...
    Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
    This thread is worthless without pics.









    Somebody had to say it...
    take that shit to 2+2 and stfu
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    take that shit to 2+2 and stfu
    COME ON! Did you even READ the thread title or it's contents? I'm sure somebody's got a motorboat gif they want to share?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    There isn't enough room in anyones life for two addictions. Pick one and get good at it.
    Brilliant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    take that shit to 2+2 and stfu
    COME ON! Did you even READ the thread title or it's contents? I'm sure somebody's got a motorboat gif they want to share?
    I lol'ed in the middle of a conversation with a travel agent on the phone at your avatar.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHkDT7q6Gg


    WOOOT
    YESSIREEBOB! now this thread is complete!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I lol'ed in the middle of a conversation with a travel agent on the phone at your avatar.
    Thanks! I actually laughed for real when I first saw it too, so I had to have it. Glad to share!
    Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHkDT7q6Gg


    WOOOT
    I don't think this has gotten enough love.


    awesome stuff


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    nice post will.
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