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WillburForce
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09-17-2007, 07:21 PM
Post subject: i'm a tit.
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Flush
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my names Will and i have a drink problem.
so i got pissed up and lost all my bankroll. Again. i'm such a fucking tit.
I had a poker sabatical and started playing again about 1 month ago.
built up my bankroll from £20 to just under £200.
then, just like i've done before, i get drunk and lose the lot playing at the wrong level.
I'm hoping by putting this on here it will shame me into not doing again.
FUCK its so annoying. I have a stinking hangover and £12 left of my bankroll.
Anyone know how to rig up a breathalizer to a computer?
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jyms
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There isn't enough room in anyones life for two addictions. Pick one and get good at it.
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gabe
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try having something else to do when you get drunk. find a computer game or something, it worked for me.
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grnydrowave2
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Full House
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Secure your computer with a password, and rotate the password every seven days. The password should be something that will too bothersome to work out if you're drunk, such as a long division problem or perhaps something a bit more complex.
Don't write down the actual password, just write down the problem and keep it next to your computer.
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WildBobAA
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lol
tit
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TwoKicker
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Straight
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
There isn't enough room in anyones life for two addictions. Pick one and get good at it.
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Nice Post
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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Thread title is the key. When you're drunk, fantasize about tits rather than cards. This will leave you waking up the next morning, dick in hand but with an intact bankroll.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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You clearly don't drink well enough. If you were a real drinker you wouldn't be able to load poker let alone play it. That's my way of avoiding this situation.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Galapogos
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I'm just here for the awesome thread title.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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play wow with gabe and lukie and ME
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Unibomber14
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Don't ever play wow. It brings your BOC factor to dangerously low levels.
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"$80 million Submarine mansion. Think about it."
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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wait, but if u lose all ur money u aren't boc
so just play HALO
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sauce123
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
There isn't enough room in anyones life for two addictions. Pick one and get good at it.
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gooolllddd
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I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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Unibomber14
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Originally Posted by Triptanes
wait, but if u lose all ur money u aren't boc
so just play HALO
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agreed
also, if you're a tit, can I motorboat? just for a second, and I promise I won't spit.
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"$80 million Submarine mansion. Think about it."
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WillburForce
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Flush
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thanks for help.
my hangover has now gone, but sadly my bankroll hasn't returned. 
I've just had to deposit again. back to square 1. want to get my bankroll from £25 to £200 in coupla weeks.
I have stuck a note on my computer "HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?"
promblem is i usually get so pissed i can barely see.........
ps what is WOW? and Unibomber, i don't know what motorboat means, but you can do it if you give me my bankroll back.
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acesfullokings
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Straight
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Originally Posted by WillburForce
thanks for help.
my hangover has now gone, but sadly my bankroll hasn't returned.
I've just had to deposit again. back to square 1. want to get my bankroll from £25 to £200 in coupla weeks.
I have stuck a note on my computer "HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?"
promblem is i usually get so pissed i can barely see.........
ps what is WOW? and Unibomber, i don't know what motorboat means, but you can do it if you give me my bankroll back. |
WOW = World of Warcraft.
Motorboat = Well watch Wedding Crashers and you will get it ....
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I started a new job so don't play much ATM, just FTP mini grind
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grnydrowave2
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Originally Posted by acesfullokings
Motorboat = Well watch Wedding Crashers and you will get it ....
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I've never seen that film, and yet somehow I think I already know.
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ChrisBCritter
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This thread is worthless without pics.
Somebody had to say it...
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Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
This thread is worthless without pics.
Somebody had to say it...
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take that shit to 2+2 and stfu
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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ChrisBCritter
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
take that shit to 2+2 and stfu
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COME ON! Did you even READ the thread title or it's contents? I'm sure somebody's got a motorboat gif they want to share?
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Ash256
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
There isn't enough room in anyones life for two addictions. Pick one and get good at it.
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Brilliant.
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jyms
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHkDT7q6Gg
WOOOT
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bigred
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
take that shit to 2+2 and stfu
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COME ON! Did you even READ the thread title or it's contents? I'm sure somebody's got a motorboat gif they want to share? |
I lol'ed in the middle of a conversation with a travel agent on the phone at your avatar.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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ChrisBCritter
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHkDT7q6Gg
WOOOT
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YESSIREEBOB! now this thread is complete!!!
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Originally Posted by bigred
I lol'ed in the middle of a conversation with a travel agent on the phone at your avatar.
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Thanks! I actually laughed for real when I first saw it too, so I had to have it. Glad to share!
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Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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UG
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHkDT7q6Gg
WOOOT
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I don't think this has gotten enough love.
awesome stuff
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mrhappy333
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nice post will.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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