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04-14-2009, 11:29 PM
Post subject: IM TAKING THIS SHIT DOOOOOOOWN
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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RUSSIAN MAFIA AIN'T GOT NUTHIN' ON ME
IMMA PLAY MY BEST POKER EVER THE BEST FACE NO MSITAKES WILL FIGHT AND FIGHT UNTIL I WIN
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I wasn't going to play but you've inspired me, sir. I will try and win the $0.78 and, with it, glory!
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REPRESENT!
If I could play from work without getting fired... I would.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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kmind
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Damn...too late to join "The BennyLaRue Open". Sigh. Guess this tourney will do.
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by kmind
Damn...too late to join "The BennyLaRue Open". Sigh. Guess this tourney will do.
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I will be playing as CarrissaAnn this evening and I will too partake in Crush'en the Russian contest. GLA
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Careful what you wish for.....you just may get it!
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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I like play Ace ppoker how i join When the lists posts dont go up after make posts,
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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1388 KEEP COMING I DARE YOU
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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i gave it my all, i tried my best, but in the end, they always find a way to suckout
PokerStars Game #27098967143: Tournament #152748675, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/04/14 20:00:00 ET
Table '152748675 24' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: babalouc (2000 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: Pig81 (2000 in chips)
Seat 3: Jordan-Dery (2000 in chips)
Seat 4: Digoqueiroz (2000 in chips)
Seat 5: slon1983 (2000 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: xnemez (2000 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: givememyleg (2000 in chips)
Seat 9: Ganybal (2000 in chips) is sitting out
Pig81: posts small blind 10
Jordan-Dery: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [3h 9d]
Digoqueiroz: calls 20
slon1983: folds
xnemez: folds
givememyleg: raises 1980 to 2000 and is all-in
Ganybal: folds
babalouc: folds
Pig81: folds
Jordan-Dery: folds
Digoqueiroz: calls 1980 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [2d 6h Jh]
*** TURN *** [2d 6h Jh] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [2d 6h Jh 3d] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Digoqueiroz: shows [Ah As] (a pair of Aces)
givememyleg: shows [3h 9d] (a pair of Threes)
Digoqueiroz collected 4030 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4030 | Rake 0
Board [2d 6h Jh 3d Qc]
Seat 1: babalouc (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Pig81 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Jordan-Dery (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Digoqueiroz showed [Ah As] and won (4030) with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: slon1983 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: xnemez folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: givememyleg showed [3h 9d] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 9: Ganybal folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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What a donkey, he should have re-raised with AA
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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PokerStars Game #27099073401: Tournament #152748675, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/04/14 20:03:19 ET
Table '152748675 60' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: ALREADY_PRO (2000 in chips)
Seat 2: Nosferatoe (1990 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: zapparkour (1970 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: El. Juninho (2900 in chips)
Seat 5: DS_Dim$ (2000 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: dzalek (2000 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: GOLEM23 (1365 in chips)
Seat 8: toddanderson (1775 in chips)
Seat 9: IBShowny (2000 in chips)
El. Juninho: posts small blind 10
DS_Dim$: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to toddanderson [Kc Kd]
dzalek: folds
GOLEM23: calls 20
IBShowny said, "lost chips i see?"
toddanderson: raises 80 to 100
IBShowny: raises 300 to 400
toddanderson said, "HU?"
toddanderson said, "want to play?"
ALREADY_PRO: folds
Nosferatoe: folds
zapparkour: folds
El. Juninho: folds
DS_Dim$: folds
GOLEM23: calls 380
IBShowny said, "sure"
toddanderson: raises 1375 to 1775 and is all-in
IBShowny: raises 225 to 2000 and is all-in
toddanderson said, "what stakes?"
GOLEM23: calls 965 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (225) returned to IBShowny
*** FLOP *** [Ts Qd 6c]
*** TURN *** [Ts Qd 6c] [2s]
toddanderson said, "nice"
*** RIVER *** [Ts Qd 6c 2s] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
toddanderson: shows [Kc Kd] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
IBShowny: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
IBShowny said, "gg'd"
IBShowny collected 820 from side pot
GOLEM23: shows [Ks 7c] (a pair of Deuces)
IBShowny collected 4125 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4945 Main pot 4125. Side pot 820. | Rake 0
Board [Ts Qd 6c 2s 2h]
Seat 1: ALREADY_PRO folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Nosferatoe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: zapparkour (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: El. Juninho (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: DS_Dim$ (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: dzalek folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: GOLEM23 showed [Ks 7c] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 8: toddanderson showed [Kc Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Deuces
Seat 9: IBShowny showed [Ah Ad] and won (4945) with two pair, Aces and Deuces
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kmind
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Straight Flush
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got shitted on after talking shit and asking for a HU match
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I lost, Q9 vrs the field.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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I KILLZ ROOSKIES!!!
PokerStars Game #27099239584: Tournament #152748675, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/04/14 20:08:27 ET
Table '152748675 139' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: LordShow (1910 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: vitrohugo (1900 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: natyeliane (2500 in chips)
Seat 4: tdk999 (1920 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: yura333 (1910 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: teruliro (1920 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: ridikus111 (1940 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: bernardoreis (2400 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: Spicol (1640 in chips)
teruliro: posts small blind 10
ridikus111: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Spicol [Qs Jh]
bernardoreis: folds
Spicol: raises 40 to 60
LordShow: folds
vitrohugo: folds
natyeliane: raises 2440 to 2500 and is all-in
tdk999: folds
yura333: folds
teruliro: folds
ridikus111: folds
Spicol: calls 1580 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (860) returned to natyeliane
*** FLOP *** [7d Kh 2h]
*** TURN *** [7d Kh 2h] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [7d Kh 2h Ad] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Spicol: shows [Qs Jh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
natyeliane: shows [As Js] (a pair of Aces)
Spicol collected 3310 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3310 | Rake 0
Board [7d Kh 2h Ad Th]
Seat 1: LordShow folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: vitrohugo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: natyeliane showed [As Js] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: tdk999 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: yura333 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: teruliro (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: ridikus111 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: bernardoreis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Spicol showed [Qs Jh] and won (3310) with a straight, Ten to Ace
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Full House
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I KEEEEL AANOTHER!!!
PokerStars Game #27099357087: Tournament #152748675, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/04/14 20:12:05 ET
Table '152748675 139' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: LordShow (1875 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: vitrohugo (1855 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: natyeliane (1255 in chips)
Seat 4: tdk999 (1875 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: yura333 (1865 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: teruliro (1880 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: ridikus111 (1910 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: bernardoreis (2370 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: Spicol (3155 in chips)
teruliro: posts small blind 15
ridikus111: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Spicol [Jd Jh]
bernardoreis: folds
Spicol: raises 60 to 90
LordShow: folds
vitrohugo: folds
natyeliane: raises 1165 to 1255 and is all-in
tdk999: folds
yura333: folds
teruliro: folds
ridikus111: folds
Spicol: calls 1165
*** FLOP *** [Js 2h Td]
teruliro is connected
teruliro has returned
*** TURN *** [Js 2h Td] [Ah]
Spicol said, "You suck so bad"
*** RIVER *** [Js 2h Td Ah] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Spicol: shows [Jd Jh] (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
natyeliane: shows [6s 6d] (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
Spicol collected 2555 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2555 | Rake 0
Board [Js 2h Td Ah Th]
Seat 1: LordShow folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: vitrohugo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: natyeliane showed [6s 6d] and lost with two pair, Tens and Sixes
Seat 4: tdk999 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: yura333 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: teruliro (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: ridikus111 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: bernardoreis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Spicol showed [Jd Jh] and won (2555) with a full house, Jacks full of Tens
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Full House
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I KEEEL YOU DEAD IVAN DRAGO MOTHERFUCKAH!!!
PokerStars Game #27099595742: Tournament #152748675, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/04/14 20:19:29 ET
Table '152748675 139' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: LordShow (1785 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: vitrohugo (1765 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: RENATULKA (6295 in chips)
Seat 4: tdk999 (1830 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: yura333 (1820 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: teruliro (3415 in chips)
Seat 7: ridikus111 (1820 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: bernardoreis (120 in chips)
Seat 9: Spicol (4185 in chips)
RENATULKA: posts small blind 15
tdk999: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Spicol [Ts Qd]
yura333: folds
teruliro: folds
ridikus111: folds
bernardoreis: raises 90 to 120 and is all-in
Spicol: raises 4065 to 4185 and is all-in
LordShow: folds
vitrohugo: folds
RENATULKA: folds
tdk999: folds
Uncalled bet (4065) returned to Spicol
*** FLOP *** [3h 4h Qc]
*** TURN *** [3h 4h Qc] [8s]
Spicol said, "DOMINATED"
*** RIVER *** [3h 4h Qc 8s] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bernardoreis: shows [Jh Th] (high card Queen)
Spicol: shows [Ts Qd] (a pair of Queens)
Spicol collected 285 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 285 | Rake 0
Board [3h 4h Qc 8s 7c]
Seat 1: LordShow folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: vitrohugo (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: RENATULKA (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: tdk999 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: yura333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: teruliro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ridikus111 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: bernardoreis showed [Jh Th] and lost with high card Queen
Seat 9: Spicol showed [Ts Qd] and won (285) with a pair of Queens
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lockpull
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Flush
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one Russian down...... 1000 to go
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
BB (t2540)
UTG (t1745)
UTG+1 (t1865)
MP1 (t1860)
Hero (MP2) (t2195)
MP3 (t1850)
CO (t1850)
Button (t2230)
SB (t1855)
Hero's M: 48.78
Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 6 , 5
3 folds, Hero bets t90, 2 folds, Button calls t90, 1 fold, BB calls t60
Flop: (t285) 6 , 6 , J (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t300, Button calls t300, 1 fold
Turn: (t885) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets t330, Hero calls t330
River: (t1545) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets t1475 (All-In), Button calls t1475
Total pot: t4495
Results:
Button had J , K (full house, sixes over Jacks).
Hero had 6 , 5 (four of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: Hero won t4495
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Decision making - When decisions are not based on information, it's called gambling
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bode
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Straight Flush
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that thing really gets like 1500 entrants? wtf?
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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that thing really gets like 1500 entrants? wtf?
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same as your mom!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Out in 885th.
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GatorJH
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4-of-a-Kind
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Total entrants 1408
givememyleg Finished 1406
500lbgorilla finished 1398
toddanderson finished 1365
dranger7070 finished 1321
Majin Legacy finished 1263
you guys obviously need work on your flipping skills. I'm available for coaching.
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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Full House
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all aboard the failtrain, woo woo
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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Flush
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Location: SW London
Posts: 516
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i was ready to stay up late and play this, its fun flipping against 30ish of FTR's finest...... but saw there was 1000+ AK47 wielding Dragos involved.
Poor Password Management imo.
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lockpull
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Flush
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Dear AlteriorMotv,
You finished the tournament in 92nd place. A $0.28 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
Awesome
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Decision making - When decisions are not based on information, it's called gambling
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GatorJH
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by lockpull
Dear AlteriorMotv,
You finished the tournament in 92nd place. A $0.28 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
Awesome 
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time spent winning $0.28 = fail of the week (FOTW?) imo
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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Flush
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Originally Posted by lockpull
Dear AlteriorMotv,
You finished the tournament in 92nd place. A $0.28 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
Awesome 
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time spent winning $0.28 = fail of the week (FOTW?) imo 
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I have to actually vote yes.... this is the fail of the week.
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Decision making - When decisions are not based on information, it's called gambling
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friosgo
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LOL
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Kits
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Straight
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Total entrants 1408
givememyleg Finished 1406
500lbgorilla finished 1398
toddanderson finished 1365
dranger7070 finished 1321
Majin Legacy finished 1263
you guys obviously need work on your flipping skills. I'm available for coaching.
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lol
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by GatorJH
Total entrants 1408
givememyleg Finished 1406
500lbgorilla finished 1398
toddanderson finished 1365
dranger7070 finished 1321
Majin Legacy finished 1263
you guys obviously need work on your flipping skills. I'm available for coaching.
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Is ok. I took 2nd in the FT $100 freeroll woop. I beat out 10 other russians. Flipping skillz were somewhat sharp imo.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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I vill fleep vith you anydayz, Americanski.
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Tilting Mod
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
i gave it my all, i tried my best, but in the end, they always find a way to suckout
PokerStars Game #27098967143: Tournament #152748675, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/04/14 20:00:00 ET
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This posts confuses me.
lol
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