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Old 06-02-2009, 06:46 PM     Post subject: I'm such an Iowa Hick #1 (permalink)  
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Had a customer come to pick up an order at the plant today named Alan Nguyen. Yea, thats right, I asked him if he was any relation to Scotty. I'm pretty sure I would have done the same thing if it was a white dude named Alan Helmuth though.
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Old 06-02-2009, 06:55 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 06-02-2009, 07:05 PM #3 (permalink)  
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you would have asked Alan Helmuth if he was related to Scotty Nguyen?
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Old 06-02-2009, 07:08 PM #4 (permalink)  
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that's right BABY!!!!
You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
 
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Old 06-02-2009, 07:09 PM #5 (permalink)  
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wait, so was he?

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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wait, so was he?
Sadly, no. Common name and I knew that. But hell I would have kicked myself if I would have found out later he was.
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Old 06-02-2009, 08:27 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 06-03-2009, 03:07 AM #8 (permalink)  
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nguyen is the vietnamese version of smith.... like the MOST common name as I understand it... asking somebody named Alan Hellmuth isn't a close comparison. It's more like asking someone Justin Brown if he's related to Dan.
So you click their picture and then you get their money?
 
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Old 06-09-2009, 04:54 PM #9 (permalink)  
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meh, all asians look alike anyway
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there's nothing wrong with being a hick
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Just not okay to be from Iowa?jk
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Old 06-13-2009, 12:47 AM #13 (permalink)  
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so is he Chinese or Japanese?
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