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Old 01-12-2006, 03:36 PM     Post subject: I'm sick of "Fish" and "Donk" #1 (permalink)  
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Let's think of a new word. A real catchy one. Let's make our new word spread like wildfire through the pokerworld, just so we can be proud of coining that shit. Who's creative around here? Let's put our heads together and think of something. I really just want to throw "Fish" and "Donk" in the shitcan, and it seems they won't leave until something new arrives.

It needs to be short, catchy, and versatile. Something like....

Buster
49er
Ragger
Zombie
Monkey
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:43 PM     Post subject: Re: I'm sick of "Fish" and "Donk" #2 (permalink)  
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'rilla.
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:44 PM #3 (permalink)  
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what's wrong with "asshat"?
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:47 PM #4 (permalink)  
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
 
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:54 PM #5 (permalink)  
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That would be the funniest thing ever if we collectively started calling people "Rilla" on the poker tables, and it caught on. It has a ton of potential.

"I can't believe you called off your whole stack on a gutshot you stupid rilla"
"Hey, stick around and pay me rilla"
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:58 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 01-12-2006, 04:01 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Ya it's good, because of the obvious stupid ape angle, or lab monkey pushing the shiny red button. Sorry Rilla, but that shit works man. It's way better than Donk or Fish.
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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Old 01-12-2006, 04:11 PM     Post subject: Re: I'm sick of "Fish" and "Donk" #8 (permalink)  
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Let's think of a new word. A real catchy one. Let's make our new word spread like wildfire through the pokerworld, just so we can be proud of coining that shit. Who's creative around here? Let's put our heads together and think of something. I really just want to throw "Fish" and "Donk" in the shitcan, and it seems they won't leave until something new arrives.

It needs to be short, catchy, and versatile. Something like....

Buster
49er
Ragger
Zombie
Monkey
only a donk would post this.


check mate
 
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Old 01-12-2006, 04:23 PM #9 (permalink)  
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 I think insulting anybody at the poker table is completely juvenile and reflects badly on you. Represent a class act and make people enjoy losing to you.



 
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Old 01-12-2006, 04:28 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 01-12-2006, 04:48 PM #11 (permalink)  
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I think insulting anybody at the poker table is completely juvenile and reflects badly on you. Represent a class act and make people enjoy losing to you.
True, but the idiots are going to do it anyway, so we might as well give them something better to work with.

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only a donk would post this.


check mate
I object. Only a Rilla would use the word donk while pointing out how lame it is to make posts about changing the word donk, which is obviously a lame word.

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Old 01-12-2006, 04:57 PM #12 (permalink)  
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 "n catch" is as insulting as I ever get.



 
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Old 01-12-2006, 04:57 PM #13 (permalink)  
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I think insulting anybody at the poker table is completely juvenile and reflects badly on you. Represent a class act and make people enjoy losing to you.
But its more fun when they tilt because of that and stick around longer... especially if they are the ones acting that way

CaddieStackS said, "ur terrible man"
bencathers said, "ty"
CaddieStackS said, "keep doin it"
CaddieStackS said, "fat azz"
CaddieStackS said, "excuse me fathead"
bencathers said, "ty, but I'm a fat donk"

which leads to:
CaddieStackS said, "99 no good"
bencathers said, "yeah"
bencathers said, "AA"
CaddieStackS: folds
bencathers: shows [9d Ks] (one pair, Sevens)
bencathers collected $100 from pot

CaddieStackS said, "u r a donkey"
CaddieStackS said, "lol"
bencathers said, "ty ty"
Dealer: bencathers has two pair, Aces and Deuces
Dealer: Tbags has two pair, Kings and Jacks
Dealer: Tbags finished the tournament in 256th place
Tbags [observer]: another scumbag gets there on this site lol
 
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Old 01-12-2006, 04:59 PM #14 (permalink)  
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I think insulting anybody at the poker table is completely juvenile and reflects badly on you. Represent a class act and make people enjoy losing to you.
But its more fun when they tilt because of that and stick around longer... especially if they are the ones acting that way

CaddieStackS said, "ur terrible man"
bencathers said, "ty"
CaddieStackS said, "keep doin it"
CaddieStackS said, "fat azz"
CaddieStackS said, "excuse me fathead"
bencathers said, "ty, but I'm a fat donk"

which leads to:
CaddieStackS said, "99 no good"
bencathers said, "yeah"
bencathers said, "AA"
CaddieStackS: folds
bencathers: shows [9d Ks] (one pair, Sevens)
bencathers collected $100 from pot

CaddieStackS said, "u r a donkey"
CaddieStackS said, "lol"
bencathers said, "ty ty"
priceless



 
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Old 01-12-2006, 05:20 PM #15 (permalink)  
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...or lab monkey pushing the shiny red button.
haha. it's perfect.

can't wait to see the first actual chat using
"nh, rilla" posted up.
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Old 01-12-2006, 10:32 PM #16 (permalink)  
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 At one of my buddy's home games.. my friend was sitting to my right in the SB with a few limpers, and he min-raises my BB. I called him a clown. That's the new word over there these days...
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Old 01-12-2006, 11:16 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Nothing monkey related will be tolerated ... you've been warned. Although, if 'rilla feels honoured ............. nah, no monkey business, got it?

Following the clown theme ... I've always liked clown-shoes for some reason, but it's too many syllables to replace donk or fish.
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Old 01-12-2006, 11:58 PM #18 (permalink)  
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What about:

"I stay flossing in that candy paint
Blowin dank
Sippin drank on 84 swangers
Tearin up the lane, tearin up the laaaaaaaane

[Verse 1: Mike Jones]
Lil daddy you can tell I'm ballin
From the way I'm flossin 84s I am crawlin
Screens fallin as I slide up and down your block
With a chain full of rocks and princess cuts in my watch
Mike Jones
I'm hot now a lot of people callin
But back then they left Mike Jones crawlin
I'm rising they fallin
Cuz I stayed up on my grind
Didn't have time to whine
Had to put it dine (down)
I'm Mike Jones
Who...Mike Jones
Who...Mike Jones, Jones
And I'm a stay putting it down until the end
Pimpin pens
Tryin to put a brand new benz in the wind
Cuz"

It might be a little big for the chat box, but it's pretty creative and catchy.
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:18 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:32 AM #20 (permalink)  
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What about:

"I stay flossing in that candy paint
Blowin dank
Sippin drank on 84 swangers
Tearin up the lane, tearin up the laaaaaaaane

[Verse 1: Lee Jones]
Lil daddy you can tell I'm ballin
From the way I'm flossin 84s I am crawlin
Screens fallin as I slide up and down your block
With a chain full of rocks and princess cuts in my watch
Lee Jones
I'm hot now a lot of people callin
But back then they left Lee Jones crawlin
I'm rising they fallin
Cuz I stayed up on my grind
Didn't have time to whine
Had to put it dine (down)
I'm Lee Jones
Who...Lee Jones
Who...Lee Jones, Jones
And I'm a stay putting it down until the end
Pimpin pens
Tryin to put a brand new benz in the wind
Cuz"
FYP
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Old 01-13-2006, 03:10 AM #21 (permalink)  
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i like donk personally.
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Old 01-13-2006, 03:15 AM #22 (permalink)  
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i like donk personally.
never met him myself...(ba dum bum)



 
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Old 01-13-2006, 03:18 AM #23 (permalink)  
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Get it? Weiner? Winner? Whiner? Get it?
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No, really.
 
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Old 01-13-2006, 04:12 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 01-13-2006, 03:19 PM #25 (permalink)  
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Old 01-13-2006, 03:25 PM #26 (permalink)  
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i like clown. its pithy.
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i like clown. its pithy.
Clown is good, but it's old school. My father used to call me clown when I came home stoned as a teenager. Peope in the 70's used it.
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
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Old 01-13-2006, 03:34 PM #28 (permalink)  
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This just in...





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This just in...
Goon
Isn't that a big tough dumb guy you hire to stand next to you in bad neighborhoods? Like Lou Ferigno. He's a goon. Oh ya and Hightower from the police academy series. He was a goon.
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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Old 01-13-2006, 04:45 PM #30 (permalink)  
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Yeah, I was thinking more in a Batman style. There dumb, theres lots of them, they think their tough but their just cannon fodder for the hero.
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SAVE THE DONKS!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Xz8aLuD7Y
 
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SAVE THE DONKS!!!!
We got a live one!
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SAVE THE DONKS!!!!
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SAVE THE DONKS!!!!
I prefer to club them to death with a stack of chips.
Bad idea. Donks are like sheep.

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SAVE THE DONGS!!!!
What the? What does this mean?
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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Old 01-14-2006, 12:45 AM #36 (permalink)  
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gimp
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twat
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twonk
knobheeead
prick
asshat
fucking toilet (someone called me that once wtf?!)
tit

missed any?
i like rilla gimp or tit
tit tends to be my favourite
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Old 01-14-2006, 12:49 AM #37 (permalink)  
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i like muppet, ive seen it used a lot.
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Nothing monkey related will be tolerated ... you've been warned. Although, if 'rilla feels honoured ............. nah, no monkey business, got it?

Following the clown theme ... I've always liked clown-shoes for some reason, but it's too many syllables to replace donk or fish.
monkeys are degenerates. the lizards shall rule the world with an iron fist.

as for the new word, 49'er is the best, cuz thats the embodiement of a fish. Im sure everyone understands what this means, but tjust incase they dont, a 49'er was a gold chaser back during the gold rush in the north west of the USA. They would sell everything back home just to pay thier way to get out there. There are some who struck it rich, but probably over 99% either never made it big, or went broke soon after they did. The real winners where the 'sharks' the big money that moved in set up mines and took advantage of the stupid 49'ers.
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"n catch" is as insulting as I ever get.
no, what you do is, you knock the table after you lose a pot to a 3-outer & then say "well played..."
i bet 2 dolla on my flush draw
 
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Recently I've been referring to donks as Kanters. It can also be used as a verb- "My god you Kantered me on the river with your 3-outer."
 
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"n catch" is as insulting as I ever get.
no, what you do is, you knock the table after you lose a pot to a 3-outer & then say "well played..."
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