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meeloche
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06-07-2008, 03:25 AM
Post subject: I'm a shark :)! haha
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,131
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This is obviously from a very reliable source.
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Originally Posted by reliable internet source
meeloche is a Shark (Tight-Aggressive/Aggressive). meeloche's tight-aggressive playing style earns great profits at the poker table.
Strengths
It's hard to tell when meeloche is bluffing because meeloche is always aggressive. But when the money goes in the middle, you can bet meeloche has the best hand.
Weaknesses
meeloche has very few weaknesses, but may benefit from switching gears
more often. This will make it more difficult for opponents to get a read. meeloche may also get bored from winning all the time.
Advice
meeloche should invest in an elbow brace to prevent arthritis from dragging in all those pots.
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Try this site out its pretty funny.
http://www.pokerlistings.com/market-...andle=meeloche
What do you guys rate?
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: getting my swell on
Posts: 1,610
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http://www.pokerlistings.com/market-...handle=will641
im a bomb. this website is stupid. i did a search for ISF, and it had the exact same description for him. it just says the exact profile description for whatever type of player you are. e.g. bomb, shark, fish, red fish, etc.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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thizzSantaCruz
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Full House
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Santa Cruz
Posts: 894
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my FT sn is a shark and my UB sn is a bomb. ive seen another site that is exactly like this one. cant remember the name though.
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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Bomb. Wheeeeee.
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mixchange
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: San Francisco, CA
Posts: 1,665
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SHARK SHIP THE EXTRA MONIES !!!
I'm also a Semi-Loose 17/14
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JL
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Bomb.
I agree this site is dumb.
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meeloche
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,131
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Originally Posted by JL
Bomb.
I agree this site is dumb.
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oh most definitely, good for a cheap laugh though.
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
Posts: 7,546
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Imma shark, pretty unbeatable imo
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Ragnar4
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Billings, Montana
Posts: 1,284
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For Tournaments: I'm a bomb
For Limit Holdem: I'm a shark
For NL Cash: I'm a mouse...
Somethings wrong here.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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Halv
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pro crastinator
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: No hindsight for the blind.
Posts: 1,842
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I'm a shark on most of my screennames, but a bomb on one of my ipoker ones. Pretty funny considering my lifetime stats on that name are 17/14 - hello nit!
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ChrisBCritter
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Full House
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Falmouth, ME
Posts: 781
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I've seen this before... Look at FGators26. If you don't know who that is, just search at 2+2, you'll find out quickly...There is no way in HELL that he's a shark. Stats are NOT the whole story...
http://www.pokerlistings.com/market-...ndle=FGators26
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Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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Ragnar4
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Billings, Montana
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Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
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Something smells fishy about this comment.
The problem: How do you get stats that are normally accepted as "the stats the guys that win all the money with" and NOT be making mostly right decisions? Because several post flop decisions are easy when you consider he's a Tight Aggressive Pre-Flop player.
In order to be a poor player, and lose money with those kinds of stats, such as what you're suggesting, he'd have to be folding when he was clearly ahead, and perhaps not even mixing it up with hands that are dominant in favor of only playing marginal holdings...
I guess what I'm trying to say is: You don't get those kinds of stats by not respecting position, and check calling on every street, and shoving AI with bottom pair crap kicker.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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Ragnar4
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Billings, Montana
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Redundant post.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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Location: No hindsight for the blind.
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Find the old post in 2p2/BBV where someone MSpaints where the money from different styles is won/lost and relate them to fgators' and to LAG/TAG/nit/fish styles etc. Basically he just sucks postflop, only wins money in cooler situations and loses otherwise. (Not that I have intimate knowledge of his game, but that's the legend at least). That is actually a very good thread too.
Edit: I think he could probably be a decent donkamenter (obv no offence meant to our resident tournament players, preflop play is just obv much more important the shallower the stacks get).
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euphoricism
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Your place or my place
Posts: 3,610
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My listing is still from 10/20 SHLHE on Party. So its what, > year old
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Ragnar4
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Billings, Montana
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Originally Posted by HalvSame
Find the old post in 2p2/BBV where someone MSpaints where the money from different styles is won/lost and relate them to fgators' and to LAG/TAG/nit/fish styles etc. Basically he just sucks postflop, only wins money in cooler situations and loses otherwise. (Not that I have intimate knowledge of his game, but that's the legend at least). That is actually a very good thread too.
Edit: I think he could probably be a decent donkamenter (obv no offence meant to our resident tournament players, preflop play is just obv much more important the shallower the stacks get).
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Well thought out answer.. I appreciate it. It dissapoints me that Stats aren't the whole story TBH. Turns out I understand limit. But no limit still eludes the crap out of me. I was hoping by narrowing my ranges to acceptably fit into the "shark" or "Bomb" categories, it would increase my winrates... Or at least bring me out of the red for NL.
Check my NL stats... I'm a redfish. aka tard.
Guess it's back to the chalkboard.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Location: surfing in a room
Posts: 2,188
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Bomb yo!
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Originally Posted by bigred
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yo
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animal_chin
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Straight
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: On the grind slavin' daily.
Posts: 180
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Originally Posted by XTR1000
Bomb yo!
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Me too!!! OMG
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