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Old 04-07-2008, 02:42 PM     Post subject: I'm never eating elephant again #1 (permalink)  
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:05 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:08 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:26 PM #4 (permalink)  
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that portrait is shit, it looks like a pair of broken women's legs with heels, i could do better than that stupid elephant and I can;t even paint.
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:29 PM #5 (permalink)  
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his dick is bigger, though.

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Old 04-07-2008, 05:25 PM #6 (permalink)  
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i could do better than that stupid elephant and I can;t even paint.
I said just the opposite. It can draw better than I can.
 
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Old 04-07-2008, 08:46 PM #8 (permalink)  
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i could do better than that stupid elephant and I can;t even paint.
I said just the opposite. It can draw better than I can.
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Old 04-07-2008, 09:25 PM #9 (permalink)  
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hehehe. So God is to blame for local people there having to train an elephant to paint in order to get money from rich western tourists who think elephants are too dumb to learn repetative tasks.
 
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Old 04-07-2008, 11:16 PM #10 (permalink)  
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It's called training...I'm sure they spent a ton of time feeding him peanuts
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