Poker Forum

Over 1,246,000 Posts!

REGISTER
Subscribe to FTR web feed
Already Registered?      Username:    Password:   Remember      Forgot Password

Poker Forum

  > 

FTR Community

  > 

I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)

  
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Les_Worm
Old 02-05-2006, 07:05 AM     Post subject: I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper) #1 (permalink)  
Les_Worm's Avatar
4-of-a-Kind

Join Date: May 2004
Location: MI
Posts: 1,697
Les_Worm
Send a message via Yahoo to Les_Worm
She's every man's dream
She's God's gift to Earth
Women they love 'em too
That's what you call a women's worth
See I love all the strippers
Because they show me love
They know I never pay as free whenever I hit the club
But I can't even lie
The girls are here so fly
She slidin' up and down that pole got me mesmerized
Mike Jones don't ever trick
But god damn she thick
I can't lie, I must admit
I'm in love with a stripper
The artist formerly known as Knish
Only mediocre players are always at their best.
Phil Ivey Owns You
 
Reply With Quote

Play for FREE and practice your game at...

Join the FTR Poker Forum to disable these banners and start posting!
LeFou
Old 02-05-2006, 07:27 PM #2 (permalink)  
LeFou's Avatar
4-of-a-Kind

Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 2,361
LeFou
Who?
Reply With Quote
SinkRox
Old 02-05-2006, 08:06 PM #3 (permalink)  
SinkRox's Avatar
Full House

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Brighton, UK
Posts: 624
SinkRox
Send a message via MSN to SinkRox
funnily enough i was ment to be goin on a date tonight with a lap dancer i pulled at a party the other weekend. what isnt so funny is she's blown me out (till tuesday anyway).

I cant wait *rubs hands together and licks lips*
Experimenting - 200NL 5max.

"They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?" Waking life
 
Reply With Quote
bigred
Old 02-05-2006, 09:09 PM #4 (permalink)  
bigred's Avatar
PROFESSIONAL TROLL

Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
bigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to all
 Make sure you wear like 40 condoms
LOL OPERATIONS
 
Reply With Quote
Lukie
Old 02-06-2006, 08:23 AM #5 (permalink)  
Lukie's Avatar
4-of-a-Kind

Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: back with a vengeance
Posts: 3,307
Lukie is on a distinguished road
 i love that song
Reply With Quote
SinkRox
Old 02-06-2006, 11:57 AM #6 (permalink)  
SinkRox's Avatar
Full House

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Brighton, UK
Posts: 624
SinkRox
Send a message via MSN to SinkRox
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Make sure you wear like 40 condoms
hahahaha

oh god, if i ever get with this girl i'll have this quote running thru my head haha.
Experimenting - 200NL 5max.

"They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?" Waking life
 
Reply With Quote
xBULLETTSx
Old 02-06-2006, 02:40 PM #7 (permalink)  

Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
Posts: 49
xBULLETTSx
Send a message via MSN to xBULLETTSx
She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbin that pole and
Im N Luv with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
Im not goin nowhere girl im stayin
Im N Luv with a stripper
xBULLETTSx
 
Reply With Quote
daluchy
Old 02-06-2006, 06:51 PM #8 (permalink)  
daluchy's Avatar
Full House

Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 691
daluchy
My cousin's friend from at college at ECU supposedly had breakfast with t-pain over the weekend. I didn't quite get the details of it though

Guess there was an early bird special at the strip club or something...
Reply With Quote
euphoricism
Old 02-07-2006, 03:12 AM #9 (permalink)  
euphoricism's Avatar
4-of-a-Kind

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Your place or my place
Posts: 3,610
euphoricism
Send a message via AIM to euphoricism
Overcome by your
Moving temple
Overcome by this
Holiest of altars

So pure
So rare
To witness such an earthly goddess
That I’ve lost my self control
Beyond compelled to throw this dollar down before your
Holiest of altars

I’d sell
My soul
My self-esteem a dollar at a time

One chance
One kiss
One taste of you my Magdalena

I bear witness
To this place, this prayer, so long forgotten
So pure
So rare
To witness such an earthly goddess

That I’d sell
My soul
My self-esteem a dollar at a time
For one chance
One kiss
One taste of you my black Madonna

I’d sell
My soul
My self-esteem a dollar at a time

One taste
One taste
One taste of you my Magdalena
<Staxalax> Honestly, #flopturnriver is the one thing that has improved my game the most.
Directions to join the #flopturnriver Internet Relay Chat - Come chat with us!
 
Reply With Quote
Reply
Latest Poker News
KoRnholio Old 05-26-2012, 03:08 PM    Australia Legalized Online Poker coming up in next 6 to 12 Months
According to an email sent out by Mark Bryan, a gaming analyst at Merrill Lynch, the Australian government plans to legalize online poker sometime in the next six to 12 months. This move will coincide ...

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT. The time now is 04:57 AM.

Contact Us - Archive - Top

FTR Testimonials

All content
© FlopTurnRiver.com 		Advertising  |   Partners  |   Testimonials  |   T&C  |   Contact Us  |   FTR News & Press  |   Site Map  |   Search FTR

Full Tilt  |   Titan Poker  |   UltimateBet  |   Poker Stars  |   Ladbrokes Bonus  |   Sportsbook  |   Cake Poker  

Play Texas Holdem Online, Online Texas Holdem Strategy, & Poker Forum
This is not a gambling website.