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Old 10-09-2008, 03:57 AM     Post subject: im a huge douche #1 (permalink)  
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LOL

they have no sense of humor! Or they dont watch the Simpsons!
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:58 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 10-09-2008, 04:02 AM #3 (permalink)  
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posted this exact same topic over there and got banned for Spam
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ns-t77202.html
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Old 10-09-2008, 04:04 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 10-09-2008, 04:09 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 10-09-2008, 04:10 AM #6 (permalink)  
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obviously FTR's standards aren't up to snuff
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Old 10-09-2008, 04:18 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Meh. I have been banned from 2+2 at least 4x times mostly for linking to porn sites.
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Old 10-09-2008, 04:53 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Meh. I have been banned from 2+2 at least 4x times mostly for linking to porn sites.
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Old 10-09-2008, 04:55 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Whats 2+2 and why should i care if they banned you???
 
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Old 10-09-2008, 05:00 AM #10 (permalink)  
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how do these guys(bots/spammers/usselessers) have the time for this shit?

do what your parents did and get a job

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Old 10-09-2008, 05:14 AM #11 (permalink)  
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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT...


YOU CLAIM TO HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM 2+2 BUT LINK A LINK TO FTR


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Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!

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Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?

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Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
 
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Old 10-09-2008, 06:15 AM #12 (permalink)  
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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT...


YOU CLAIM TO HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM 2+2 BUT LINK A LINK TO FTR
It's cuz he is banned from there...?
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Old 10-09-2008, 06:24 AM #13 (permalink)  
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doesn't make sense u ...


Girlfriend:
Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!

Girlfriend:
Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?

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Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
 
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Old 10-09-2008, 06:50 AM #14 (permalink)  
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I've been banned from 2+2 twice. It's crazy over there.

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You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 10-09-2008, 10:53 AM #15 (permalink)  
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doesn't make sense u ...
lol

hard to link to 2+2 if i cant login there (so i dont know what the url of my post there actually is)
i link to the thread here, since it's the exact same thread that i posted there.

does it make sense know?
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Old 10-09-2008, 12:22 PM #16 (permalink)  
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? Looks like spam, smells like spam, must be spam, even if it isn't. That and they have itchy ban fingers over there. The wording of that is horrible, what did you expect to happen?

Also, you don't need to login to browse over there... though they can ban your IP...
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Old 10-09-2008, 12:54 PM #17 (permalink)  
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? Looks like spam, smells like spam, must be spam, even if it isn't. That and they have itchy ban fingers over there. The wording of that is horrible, what did you expect to happen?

Also, you don't need to login to browse over there... though they can ban your IP...

Hahahhahahahh LOL

i didnt expect much to happen dude, just like nothing happened both here and at stoxpoker.com

I guess if it looks, smells, must be spam to you... To me, it looks, smells, must be you dont have much of a sense of humor!

BTW: what does the wording have to do with anything here?
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Old 10-09-2008, 01:01 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 10-09-2008, 01:08 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Lol... Whatevs.

I know that if I was a moderator of a very popular site, and I was reading a thread that started out:
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Hello, I'm Troy McClure.
You may know me from such educational films as ...
I instantly think: advertising/spam. And if If that's against my rules, the banhammer comes quickly.

Obviously if he/she was to take more time to actually digest the post, it is not spam, but many don't get that far! My 2ยข
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Old 10-09-2008, 01:16 PM #20 (permalink)  
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My guess is they bought "Locker Room Towel Fights : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll" from the Rancho Relaxo catalogue and didn't like the gay scenes featuring Homer and McBain... That's why they banned me!
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:00 PM #21 (permalink)  
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And *I* get ragged on for posting stupid shit.
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:12 PM #22 (permalink)  
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And *I* get ragged on for posting stupid shit.
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Old 10-09-2008, 08:01 PM #23 (permalink)  
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"could I take out every woman and child in a border town?"
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Old 10-10-2008, 03:01 AM #24 (permalink)  
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And *I* get ragged on for posting stupid shit.
It's never because it's stupid.
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:09 AM #25 (permalink)  
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And *I* get ragged on for posting stupid shit.
It's never because it's stupid.
This.

If we got ragged on for posting stupid shit, Rilla would have been banned years ago.
 
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Old 10-10-2008, 01:09 PM #26 (permalink)  
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