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12-15-2008, 09:04 PM
Post subject: im going to be a dad...!
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wife is 10 weeks with a due date in mid july. We just had our first ultrasound today and everything looked perfect! im excited, scared, anxious, nervous, overwhelmed, (insert every other emotion possible).
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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omg so much child birth. congrats!
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JKDS
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congrats bode. whatcha gonna name him/her?
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congrats bode-ist!
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bigred
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Little bodes running around. Sounds fun, congrats!
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a500lbgorilla
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is no one else worried about this kid being anything like bode!?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Lukie
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huge congrats man
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nah GL Bode!
get some sleep now
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jesus! have we even considered any form of genetic engineering while it's still early enough?
if we can erase his bode genes, this baby might have a chance!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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can babies survive with only 23 chromosomes?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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congrats!
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Good luck!
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bode
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Originally Posted by JKDS
congrats bode. whatcha gonna name him/her?
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no clue yet, will give updates to that 5 or 6 months i guess.
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awesome dude, congrats!
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yo
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Congrats man.
I am pretty sure fatherhood is just like a more serious version of the Sims, so as long as you do not take your kid swimming and then sell the pool ladder they should turn out fine.
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congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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congratz!
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
Congrats man.
I am pretty sure fatherhood is just like a more serious version of the Sims, so as long as you do not take your kid swimming and then sell the pool ladder they should turn out fine.
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this
gl dude, I would be freaking out (but I"m also not married)
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
Congrats man.
I am pretty sure fatherhood is just like a more serious version of the Sims, so as long as you do not take your kid swimming and then sell the pool ladder they should turn out fine.
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lol
Congrats!
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GL, you have 6 months left. After your wife hit's the 9 month mark, everything is going to get real different for the next 25 years.
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bode
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quick, someone teach me to crush poker so i can be a stay at home dad!
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bode
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and by quick i mean over the next 6 months
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bode
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and by crush poker i mean beat nl200 for more than my current 2ptbb/100 so i can supplement an already decent income.
kthx.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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wesrman
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Congrats Bode and best of luck.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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poor kid
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Originally Posted by bode
quick, someone teach me to crush poker so i can be a stay at home dad!
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done
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by bode
and by quick i mean over the next 6 months
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Oh, ok we have some time
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Originally Posted by bode
and by crush poker i mean beat nl200 for more than my current 2ptbb/100 so i can supplement an already decent income.
kthx.
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ummm, fuck.... nm...
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congrats dude
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congrats!!
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teach it to play poker
AND TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE ON FORUMS
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Awesome, congrats mate.
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Originally Posted by bode
quick, someone teach me to crush poker so i can be a stay at home dad!
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lol - you'll barely have time left to wash your face, let alone play poker
congrats though man. its the best thing in the world.
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Congrats!! And welcome to third place in your family!
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Congrats!! And welcome to third place in your family! 
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Yeah but first place doesn't get BJs...third probably doesn't anymore either.
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congrats yo
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I would name it pizzazz.
congrats!
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Congrats.
Start buying diapers now.
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GL, you have 6 months left. After your wife hit's the 9 month mark, everything is going to get real different for the next 25 years.
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how so?
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im only 3 days in, congrats and enjoy the sleep you are getting now.
Also, I dont have experience at it yet, but being a stay-at-home dad kinda sucks...
At least the change table is right beside the computer.
-Chris
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Congrats. My daughter is 2 and it is an amazing experience. You will miss sleeping well.. Like they said in Men in Black, you either get used to it or have a psychotic episode . The sleep part will get easier though at around 15 months.
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Are you gonna teach your son/daughter play poker? lol
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Teach your son/daughter play poker before he/she is able to count. possible?
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Holy shit man, Congrats. I just poked my head out of the sand long enough to see this.
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Congrats Bode!
Me and the wife are currently trying , I may be in the same boat soon
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Congratulations!!!!
BTW I have a 4 month old, and I am also the stay at home Dad. You will not have any time to play when you are home unless there is someone else there to baby sit...
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Congrats man, good luck!
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