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Old 12-15-2008, 09:04 PM     Post subject: im going to be a dad...! #1 (permalink)  
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wife is 10 weeks with a due date in mid july. We just had our first ultrasound today and everything looked perfect! im excited, scared, anxious, nervous, overwhelmed, (insert every other emotion possible).
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Old 12-15-2008, 09:08 PM #2 (permalink)  
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omg so much child birth. congrats!
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Old 12-15-2008, 09:12 PM #3 (permalink)  
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congrats bode. whatcha gonna name him/her?
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Old 12-15-2008, 09:16 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 12-15-2008, 09:21 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Little bodes running around. Sounds fun, congrats!
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Old 12-15-2008, 09:26 PM #6 (permalink)  
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is no one else worried about this kid being anything like bode!?

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Old 12-15-2008, 09:34 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 12-15-2008, 09:40 PM #8 (permalink)  
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nah GL Bode!

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Old 12-15-2008, 09:41 PM #9 (permalink)  
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jesus! have we even considered any form of genetic engineering while it's still early enough?

if we can erase his bode genes, this baby might have a chance!

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Old 12-15-2008, 09:41 PM #10 (permalink)  
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can babies survive with only 23 chromosomes?

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Old 12-15-2008, 09:44 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 12-15-2008, 09:48 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 12-15-2008, 10:02 PM #13 (permalink)  
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congrats bode. whatcha gonna name him/her?
no clue yet, will give updates to that 5 or 6 months i guess.
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Old 12-15-2008, 10:08 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 12-15-2008, 10:27 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Congrats man.

I am pretty sure fatherhood is just like a more serious version of the Sims, so as long as you do not take your kid swimming and then sell the pool ladder they should turn out fine.
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Old 12-15-2008, 10:46 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 12-15-2008, 11:09 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Congrats man.

I am pretty sure fatherhood is just like a more serious version of the Sims, so as long as you do not take your kid swimming and then sell the pool ladder they should turn out fine.
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Old 12-15-2008, 11:28 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Congrats man.

I am pretty sure fatherhood is just like a more serious version of the Sims, so as long as you do not take your kid swimming and then sell the pool ladder they should turn out fine.
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:51 AM #20 (permalink)  
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GL, you have 6 months left. After your wife hit's the 9 month mark, everything is going to get real different for the next 25 years.
 
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:38 AM #21 (permalink)  
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quick, someone teach me to crush poker so i can be a stay at home dad!
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:38 AM #22 (permalink)  
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and by quick i mean over the next 6 months
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:40 AM #23 (permalink)  
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and by crush poker i mean beat nl200 for more than my current 2ptbb/100 so i can supplement an already decent income.

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Old 12-16-2008, 03:19 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Congrats Bode and best of luck.
 
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:20 AM #25 (permalink)  
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quick, someone teach me to crush poker so i can be a stay at home dad!
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and by quick i mean over the next 6 months
Oh, ok we have some time
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and by crush poker i mean beat nl200 for more than my current 2ptbb/100 so i can supplement an already decent income.

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Old 12-16-2008, 04:40 AM #29 (permalink)  
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Old 12-16-2008, 07:56 AM #30 (permalink)  
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Old 12-16-2008, 08:07 AM #31 (permalink)  
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Old 12-16-2008, 08:22 AM #32 (permalink)  
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lol - you'll barely have time left to wash your face, let alone play poker

congrats though man. its the best thing in the world.
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:48 PM #34 (permalink)  
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Congrats!! And welcome to third place in your family!
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Congrats!! And welcome to third place in your family!
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Old 12-16-2008, 07:04 PM #36 (permalink)  
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I would name it pizzazz.

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Old 12-16-2008, 08:21 PM #38 (permalink)  
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Old 12-16-2008, 08:23 PM #39 (permalink)  
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Old 12-16-2008, 08:26 PM #40 (permalink)  
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im only 3 days in, congrats and enjoy the sleep you are getting now.

Also, I dont have experience at it yet, but being a stay-at-home dad kinda sucks...

At least the change table is right beside the computer.

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Old 12-16-2008, 08:33 PM #41 (permalink)  
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Congrats. My daughter is 2 and it is an amazing experience. You will miss sleeping well.. Like they said in Men in Black, you either get used to it or have a psychotic episode . The sleep part will get easier though at around 15 months.
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Old 12-17-2008, 06:06 AM #42 (permalink)  
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Are you gonna teach your son/daughter play poker? lol
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Old 12-17-2008, 06:07 AM #43 (permalink)  
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Teach your son/daughter play poker before he/she is able to count. possible?
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Old 12-17-2008, 02:38 PM #44 (permalink)  
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Holy shit man, Congrats. I just poked my head out of the sand long enough to see this.
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Congrats Bode!

Me and the wife are currently trying , I may be in the same boat soon
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Old 12-20-2008, 07:29 PM #46 (permalink)  
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Congratulations!!!!


BTW I have a 4 month old, and I am also the stay at home Dad. You will not have any time to play when you are home unless there is someone else there to baby sit...
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