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Old 06-04-2008, 03:00 PM     Post subject: I'm a Ginger Lover #1 (permalink)  
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I would seriously break it off in this bitch's ass.
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Old 06-04-2008, 03:23 PM #2 (permalink)  
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imo shes 100x hotter with this hair color etc etc
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Old 06-04-2008, 03:25 PM #5 (permalink)  
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imo shes 100x hotter with this hair color etc etc
She's fucking hot either way.
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Old 06-04-2008, 03:25 PM #6 (permalink)  
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would have... but... serier1 imo
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Old 06-04-2008, 03:44 PM #7 (permalink)  
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i bring good news spoon, if thats alyson hannigan and i think it is she did a home sex vid not to long ago.
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Old 06-04-2008, 03:47 PM #8 (permalink)  
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I've heard red hair is almost extinct.. I don't mind...
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Old 06-04-2008, 04:16 PM #9 (permalink)  
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man my love for redheads is worrisome
 
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shes hotter in red imo.

also spoon leveled me big time with this thread.
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Old 06-04-2008, 05:45 PM #11 (permalink)  
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i bring good news spoon, if thats alyson hannigan and i think it is she did a home sex vid not to long ago.
It wasnt her.

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Old 06-04-2008, 08:09 PM #13 (permalink)  
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My girlfriend is also ginger.
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Old 06-04-2008, 08:17 PM #14 (permalink)  
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i bring good news spoon, if thats alyson hannigan and i think it is she did a home sex vid not to long ago.
It wasnt her.

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Leader of the Alyson Hannigan fan club??? Or just masturbait excessively?
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Old 06-04-2008, 10:12 PM #15 (permalink)  
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you guys are creeping me out with all this ginger love talk
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:08 AM #16 (permalink)  
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u need a shit ton of freckles and be palish to be ginger, not just red hair
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:20 AM #17 (permalink)  
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FUCKING RACIST GINGER-HATER
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

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Old 06-05-2008, 12:47 AM #18 (permalink)  
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ginger KIDS have to have freckles; adults dont. adults just dont have freckles. my mother is 100% ginger no debate, but she doesn't have that many freckles. even though im technically only like half ginger im still more like 80% ginger since i have the major pale skin, burn to a beet from just one ray, and am acne prone. the one thing that keeps me from being 100% ginger is that only about 30% of my hair is red.

oh and gingers can definitely be hot, and i do really like them, like my father before me, but i avoid them since they're too much like home. any kids i have will be fucked if their mother is a ginger.
 
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ginger KIDS have to have freckles; adults dont. adults just dont have freckles. my mother is 100% ginger no debate, but she doesn't have that many freckles. even though im technically only like half ginger im still more like 80% ginger since i have the major pale skin, burn to a beet from just one ray, and am acne prone. the one thing that keeps me from being 100% ginger is that only about 30% of my hair is red.

oh and gingers can definitely be hot, and i do really like them, like my father before me, but i avoid them since they're too much like home. any kids i have will be fucked if their mother is a ginger.
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ginger KIDS have to have freckles; adults dont. adults just dont have freckles. my mother is 100% ginger no debate, but she doesn't have that many freckles. even though im technically only like half ginger im still more like 80% ginger since i have the major pale skin, burn to a beet from just one ray, and am acne prone. the one thing that keeps me from being 100% ginger is that only about 30% of my hair is red.

oh and gingers can definitely be hot, and i do really like them, like my father before me, but i avoid them since they're too much like home. any kids i have will be fucked if their mother is a ginger.
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ginger KIDS have to have freckles; adults dont. adults just dont have freckles. my mother is 100% ginger no debate, but she doesn't have that many freckles. even though im technically only like half ginger im still more like 80% ginger since i have the major pale skin, burn to a beet from just one ray, and am acne prone. the one thing that keeps me from being 100% ginger is that only about 30% of my hair is red.

oh and gingers can definitely be hot, and i do really like them, like my father before me, but i avoid them since they're too much like home. any kids i have will be fucked if their mother is a ginger.
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:47 PM #23 (permalink)  
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When I grow my beard out it's red. Is that like 5% ginger?
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Not hot:


However, I love redheads (non-ginger) and I would happily replace the flute for her.
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Old 06-06-2008, 02:26 AM #25 (permalink)  
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Old 06-06-2008, 02:40 AM #27 (permalink)  
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ROFL @ drew's flaming nutsaq!

My love for gingers went supernova when I read some study recently about how they have more sex than blonds/brunettes.

The firey redhead stereotype has statistical backing apparently.

*gingerbates*
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:32 AM #29 (permalink)  
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Old 06-06-2008, 10:39 AM #30 (permalink)  
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as hot as that girls body is, which is pretty fucking hot, having her freckly head in the picture totally ruins it.
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:27 PM #31 (permalink)  
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as hot as that girls body is, which is pretty fucking hot, having her freckly head in the picture totally ruins it.
i very much agree.
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:47 PM #33 (permalink)  
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wtf are all these ginger haterz doing here?

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ftw eh?
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how does anyone find her hot in the face. really now.
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im not a ginger lover by any means but i think her face is definitely hot, as is the rest of the package imo.
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you guys are so gay. she is way hot.
 
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I make good threads imo
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i has red pubes.

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You know why I hate the Harry Potter series, it's so unrealistic. A ginger kid with 2 friends? Yeah right!
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is it wrong that i think hermoine's hotter in the first harry potter than the fifth?
 
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Redheads are insane... seriously, they are 10x crazier than any other kind of girl. And they are ugly as shit....
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Redheads are insane... seriously, they are 10x crazier than any other kind of girl. And they are ugly as shit....
doood where you been? we're still waiting on the funny pics you promised.
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