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Old 11-11-2008, 09:15 PM     Post subject: i'm from the future. #1 (permalink)  
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does anyoen have any questions.
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Old 11-11-2008, 09:27 PM #2 (permalink)  
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What do you do if you went back in time and your mom wanted to hook up with you and she was a fox? How do you let her down gently while trying to make your dad who is a dork get the confidence to get with her so you are subsequently born?
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Old 11-11-2008, 09:28 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 11-11-2008, 09:38 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 11-11-2008, 09:39 PM     Post subject: Re: i'm from the future. #5 (permalink)  
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does anyoen have any questions.
You tell me, futureman!

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 11-11-2008, 09:46 PM #6 (permalink)  
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tHE ANSWER IS 6 PEOPLE HAVE QUESTIONS

and one of them was my original one
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Old 11-11-2008, 09:53 PM     Post subject: Re: i'm from the future. #7 (permalink)  
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does anyoen have any questions.
What is the state of online poker in 2010?


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Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
 
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Old 11-11-2008, 09:56 PM #8 (permalink)  
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unfortunately Maryland, if you want to play in 2010 you'll have to move there. This thread is an interesting test, I'll tell you what it is afterwards
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Old 11-11-2008, 09:58 PM #9 (permalink)  
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What is the luckiest number in the future?

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 11-11-2008, 10:00 PM #10 (permalink)  
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You're only permiTted onE questioN - and now uve asked it
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Old 11-11-2008, 10:11 PM #11 (permalink)  
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what year will time travel be available to the public? can i come back with you?

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Old 11-11-2008, 10:13 PM #12 (permalink)  
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When are you gonna answer my one question?

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Old 11-11-2008, 10:20 PM #13 (permalink)  
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When are you gonna answer my one question?
I answered it in 1999

GMML: Time travel was avaibale to the public in 1994. However, they all went forward to 2008 and couldn;t get back.
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Old 11-11-2008, 10:25 PM #14 (permalink)  
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What are the winning numbers for the powerball lottery on
On Saturday Nov 15th of 2008?

I intend to sue you if you get these wrong. Just so ya know.
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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