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Old 06-07-2007, 03:07 AM     Post subject: Im druuuuunk #1 (permalink)  
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I tryed to say bolobnaise but it didnt woerk. Im gonna go in the chat room. Lets play drunen poker on stars an chat! GOgoggo!!!!!!!!

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Old 06-07-2007, 03:30 AM #2 (permalink)  
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 Okay so I managed to get in tehe chat. Nonon e has anything to say? or a stars small stakes tavle to start?

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Old 06-07-2007, 04:00 AM #5 (permalink)  
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I've watched a little bit of the action and you guys are nits
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 hmmmm I lost chat. Lets play another site too?

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you guys are nits
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BB ($11.25)
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2 folds, CO (poster) checks, 1 fold, SB completes, BB raises to $0.4, CO calls $0.30, SB calls $0.30.

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Old 06-07-2007, 04:07 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 06-07-2007, 04:08 AM #9 (permalink)  
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 He GAYED the HH

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Old 06-07-2007, 04:46 AM #11 (permalink)  
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 galopogos pushed JTo with the flush draw on a 4h7h8h flop, 88 no good

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Old 06-07-2007, 06:56 AM #12 (permalink)  
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 duuuuuuuuuudes are you still playing

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Old 06-07-2007, 07:06 AM #13 (permalink)  
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i mean ive had 15 beers but i dont make threads like this take notice
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Old 06-07-2007, 07:15 AM #14 (permalink)  
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 i think i made one once and it had no replies.

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Old 06-07-2007, 12:23 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 06-07-2007, 01:27 PM #16 (permalink)  
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 I've never made a drunken post.
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Old 06-07-2007, 01:39 PM #17 (permalink)  
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I've never made a drunken post.
you just make sweet love poetry with a couple of typoes.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 06-07-2007, 02:57 PM #19 (permalink)  
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 Are you guys saying drunken 10NL with other FTR'ers is unballer? :'(

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 Well, I think we disagree on our definitions of "post", Warpe.
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There's humor in the fact that you just have to search bigred to find some drunk posts.

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Old 06-07-2007, 04:08 PM #23 (permalink)  
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I can't wait til Lukie and Gabe not only bone on FTR but in real life too.
Not happening any time soon, we put them in different rooms during our Las Vegas trip in a few weeks for EXACTLY this reason.


 
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 Buuuuump! Iæm bacj! Also, someone bump the IM FAT YO thread cyause, well, IM fat too. I need to lose 12kg ish.

My buddy wanys to play HU on Party, but lets makee a stasr game tooo!

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Old 06-16-2007, 02:00 AM #27 (permalink)  
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12 kg dude!? THATS LIKE 120 NEWTONS OF FLUBBER LOLOL!!!

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 How lame! The interwebs swalloed my rely to the almost-jet fuel and to the (not so) fat (as me) gorilla!

If you still wanna play Prima, I'm sitting at Servilius, 10NL.

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 I'm here.

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