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triumphant cracker
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12-21-2008, 02:26 PM
Post subject: I'm 101% certain that if you replace any lead actor/actress
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Straight
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with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson...
in any film, it would turn out the same/or better.
The Rock as Forrest Gump....life is like a bunc of candy asses!!
brokeback mountain......I aint quittin your candy ass!
The Rock in Dude, Where's my car?
-Dude, what does mine say?.....IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MINE SAYS!
The Rock in The Dark Knight......."Why so serious?...IT DOESN'T MATTER"
and my personal favorite...
The Rock in Fight Club....
The first rule about fight club is that you do not and The Rock means do not talk about fight club. The second rule if The Rock catches you talking about fight club, The Rock is gonna take his left boot and his right boot, turn them sumbitches sideways and stick straight up your candy ass. If you smmmmeeeellllllllll what The Rock ......(peoples eyebrow) is cooking.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I am actually a huge bitch for movies with the Rock. He's the fcking Rock!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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triumphant cracker
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Straight
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i can always count on your candy ass 'rilla...
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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even movies with the Rock in them would be better if he played more rolls.
Get Smart? He could easily play half the characters.
Doom may have actually been decent if he had a bigger part.
Scorpion King? Make him both the King and the guy trying to kill the King and we're talking oscars, or emmys or whatever the fuck they give actors.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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He was pretty good in Be Cool.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Stacks
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4-of-a-Kind
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Walking Tall is the shit.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
Walking Tall is the shit.
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Haha, that's one of those movies I actually like for real. Even though even while liking it, I realize it's awful.
Kind of like watching Over the Top.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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Cue DaGoat to furiously defend Over the Top as being a legitimately great movie.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Da GOAT
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Straight Flush
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I rarely some to the commune so I must of had fucking spidey sense to come into this thread.
OVER THE TOP IS FUCKING CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Most memerable scene was when stallone turned is cap around and pulled off an epic underdog arm wrestle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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rarely coming to the commune is a lifeleak.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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boost
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Full House
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I enjoy watching movies with the rock in them. That movie with stiffler and the rock in it is really entertaining..
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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especially the fight scenes with those tiny jungle warriors
truely the Rock demonstrating his incredible acting chops.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0xUpUvHwiY
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LOL OPERATIONS
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frosst
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Straight
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the rundown is the shittsss. they should make a movie every year that has the rock, sean william scott, and christopher walken in it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50Xu_oV6aEw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIH7lDtXTV4
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
He was pretty good in Be Cool.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I think the Rock should play me in the movie of my life and vice versa. Comments?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Da GOAT
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I think the Rock should play me in the movie of my life and vice versa. Comments?
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one spade
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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YOU DO NOT TALK TO NICOTREL LIKE THAT
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Da GOAT
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Straight Flush
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DOWN WITH THE COMMUNE THEN
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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GatorJH
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I think the Rock should play me in the movie of my life and vice versa. Comments?
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triumphant cracker
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Straight
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Originally Posted by bigred
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0xUpUvHwiY
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This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by NBC Universal
rats...what was it bigred?
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Jack Sawyer
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
rarely soming to the commune is a lifeleak.
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fyp
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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