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09-29-2007, 05:27 PM
Post subject: ifmywifelookedlikethisaments/adoodles (NSFW)
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Straight Flush
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http://www.extremefitness.com/forum/...l-trainer.html
50 yo? wow
sorry havent figured out how to the image up. comp noob.
more "tasteful" images welcome. or, hell, if she can hang, post your wife/gf.
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not bad for a 50 y/o
i'm betting though, that when I'm 50, I'll have several 18 y/o's to play with a la Hef
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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jack sawyer has an amputee fetish
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Chopper
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not bad for a 50 y/o
i'm betting though, that when I'm 50, I'll have several 18 y/o's to play with a la Hef
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that man, in that area, is my Hero.
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Warpe
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the people in the FTR Community are starting to scare me
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Her face is pretty good if that's what you are talking about.
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Chopper
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Her face is pretty good if that's what you are talking about.
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wow, you must be really picky...and i thought i was.
for 50 yrs, that body is a rock. and those abs? i'm not so much an "ab kind of guy," but damn.
total package to me. obv, we've all seen better, but she's friggin 50!!
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she's fit and all, but idk she looks wierd/fake
I prefer someone like Diane Lane, way way hotter
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Part of the problem is that she's flexing for a show. If you saw her in a standard bikini she would be way way hotter.
Cliff notes: I'd hit it
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Jack Sawyer
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Here's wifey #4 (I wish)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l82hfsOXXTA
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The fat girl that someone unwisely boned is 100000 times more attractive than that... thing. you are all crazy.
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the people in the FTR Community are starting to scare me
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Hey, any one man can change the course of this forum. Fight ugly, old bitches with young, hot babes.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by Ultimate George
the people in the FTR Community are starting to scare me
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Hey, any one man can change the course of this forum. Fight ugly, old bitches with young, hot babes. |
okay
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we need a good old fashioned coup in here with all these tasteless women, i found just the one... (NSFW?)
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her 15 minutes of fame is LOOOOONG gone.
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boost
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shes still hot though.
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UG
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shes still hot though.
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jack sawyer has an amputee fetish
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nope, no amputees. only chicks who looke like this
Is every chick from Canada just as hot?
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shes borderline too ripped. Borderline.
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Chopper
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"too ripped?" theres a lot more buff women out there than that. no offense to TJ, but his av...is too ripped/muscular.
look at these abs ^^^. you tell me she couldnt take a licking and keep on ticking?
this one would wear me out...but i'm so up for the challenge. very nice find, jack.
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those are no longer women, chopper
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shes borderline too ripped. Borderline.
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Wait till you see how the veins stand out on her penis. Lol gaymenindenialaments.
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shes borderline too ripped. Borderline.
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Wait till you see how the veins stand out on her penis. Lol gaymenindenialaments. |
i lol'ed out loud irl.
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shes borderline too ripped. Borderline.
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Wait till you see how the veins stand out on her penis. Lol gaymenindenialaments. |
hahaha
same chick (OMG, VEINS)
On competition day
She's ugly, you reckon? Fine by me. But next time you see a chick like this on the street, just give her Jack's number and walk away
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Chopper
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telling y'all right now, thats ALL woman.
now when they can bench press more than me......or ME for that matter  ...thats a completely different story. hence, the trend towards fitness/figure comps and away from old fashioned body building for women.
hey, jack...as long as you are willing to share, we good. the others can fight over the fattys and flabbys.
i say fight jack's with some contrary pics of your own, if that girl is so nasty.
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
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Chopper
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take two...
and now for a bigger one...i'm such a noob at this... 
got it. thx jack.
look out, btw, here comes some fun...
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
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BOOM!
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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the content in this thread is now much better
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Chopper
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it will get even better, but still "fit."
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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biondino
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Jack's last one has some hideous wasting disease around her middle. What is wrong with normally proportioned women, lads?
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Chopper
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ME--OW!!
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
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shysti
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BOOM!
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my god, oh um jesus.
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ME--OW!!
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i came....
again!
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Warpe
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um...this chick lived with me and my ex for a while when she was training for competition. She was 2003 Canadian National Fitness Champion.
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UG
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why does his first name come after his last name?
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Chopper
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OMFG, the veins!!!! yeah, whatever....i'd so hit it.
another? ok.
side note: i just overheard a THS on E! some dude, and chick, said they were addicted to internet gamoooling. they said the "addiction made them do it." WHAAAAA? this dumbass knocked over a bank for $3k to get back in the game. what a fish. you knock off a bank, and only get out with $3k? i want you at my table...you obviously are stoooooopid. 73o? i PUUUUUUSH! WHEEEEE, what a rush.
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
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bode
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um...this chick lived with me and my ex for a while when she was training for competition. She was 2003 Canadian National Fitness Champion.
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threesome story or ban
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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UG
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jeezus Chopper. ohh the things I would do to that woman.
edit/p.s. -- the Canadian chick isn't too bad, just a little too manly for my tastes
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Warpe
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threesome story or ban
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I watched while my ex painted fake and bake on her ass the night before her competition. Does that count? 
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Jack Sawyer
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She WILL kick your asses
Uh-uhh
Latin Godess. How's you guys' Spanish?
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Chopper
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pretty close.
yibbit yibbit yibbit.
and george, i'm guessing she wouldnt even have to turn around?
and jack, getting a little buff...even for me.
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
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Jack Sawyer
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Watch again
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Chopper
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well played, jack. but, here's a series....before guantlet kicks off.
get dirty series...
wow....beachy.
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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Jack Sawyer
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WOW
i had to work, so i *intentionally* let them knock me out of the gauntlet pretty early
"intentionally"
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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Chopper
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dude, that A9s hand was brutal. i scratched my head big time there.
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
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Jack Sawyer
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LOL, I wasn't in it. I'm under a deadline to make some work stuff, see?
I only registered just to "be a part of it". Lost a bunch of chips to GMML in my first hand with JJ, so I said "wtf, spend the chips. better than sitting out".
Next time we'll play.
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i like this thread. It delivers.
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well played, jack. but, here's a series....before guantlet kicks off.
get dirty series...
wow....beachy. |
WINNARRRR
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