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Old 08-02-2010, 01:40 PM     Post subject: If you whine enough... #1 (permalink)  
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Old 08-02-2010, 01:46 PM #2 (permalink)  
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I'D LIKE TO THINK MY COMPLAINT IN THE RANDOMESS THREAD WAS THE ONE TO PUT IT OVER THE TOP.

I'LL ACCEPT THANKS IN THE FORM OF STARS AND FTP TRANSFERS.
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Old 08-02-2010, 07:49 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:45 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 08-02-2010, 11:54 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 08-02-2010, 11:56 PM #12 (permalink)  
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I'D LIKE TO THINK MY COMPLAINT IN THE RANDOMESS THREAD WAS THE ONE TO PUT IT OVER THE TOP.

I'LL ACCEPT THANKS IN THE FORM OF STARS AND FTP TRANSFERS.
YOU THINK WRONG

ITS SO MUCH MORE AWESOME IN CAPS TELLING YOU HOW STUPID YOU ARE
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:13 AM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:30 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 08-03-2010, 02:24 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 08-03-2010, 02:57 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 08-03-2010, 04:14 PM #19 (permalink)  
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DID THIS TAKE 10 MINUTES?!?!
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Old 08-04-2010, 01:10 AM #20 (permalink)  
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DID THIS TAKE 10 MINUTES?!?!
THAT'S 15 MILES!
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Old 08-04-2010, 01:56 AM #21 (permalink)  
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c-c-c-combo breaker?
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FUCK I DON'T COME AROUND ENOUGH. WHO BANS CAPS LOCK?!?!?
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Old 08-04-2010, 03:44 AM #22 (permalink)  
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THAT'S 15 MILES!
WHEN I WAS A KID, I KNEW THIS GUY NAMED MILES BUT WHEN WE WENT METRIC HE HAD TO CHANGE HIS NAME TO KILOMETRES!
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Old 08-04-2010, 05:08 AM #23 (permalink)  
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WHEN I WAS A KID, I KNEW THIS GUY NAMED MILES BUT WHEN WE WENT METRIC HE HAD TO CHANGE HIS NAME TO KILOMETRES!
DID HE HAVE TO SHRINK AS WELL?
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Old 08-04-2010, 01:22 PM #24 (permalink)  
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DID HE HAVE TO SHRINK AS WELL?
NO! NOTE THE S! IT'S LIKE A CATCH-ALL!
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Old 08-04-2010, 02:49 PM #25 (permalink)  
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NO! NOTE THE S! IT'S LIKE A CATCH-ALL!
IN THIS INSTANCE, IM PRETTY SURE THAT'S NOT THE CASE

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 08-04-2010, 03:46 PM #26 (permalink)  
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IN THIS INSTANCE, IM PRETTY SURE THAT'S NOT THE CASE
HIS NAME WASN'T FIVE MILES, IT WAS JUST MILES. WHO NAMES THEIR KID WITH A DISTANCE LIMITATION IN MIND?
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Old 08-04-2010, 05:37 PM #27 (permalink)  
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HIS NAME WASN'T FIVE MILES, IT WAS JUST MILES. WHO NAMES THEIR KID WITH A DISTANCE LIMITATION IN MIND?
I'D EXPLAIN WHY YOU'RE STUPID BUT YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND.

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I'D EXPLAIN WHY YOU'RE STUPID BUT YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND.
PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE WITH YOUR FIST OF KNOWLEDGE
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