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Old 08-15-2006, 07:18 AM     Post subject: If you were a worthless ratholing shortstack scum.... #1 (permalink)  
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Old 08-15-2006, 07:19 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 08-15-2006, 07:21 AM #3 (permalink)  
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so you plan on shortstacking for the next 6 months?
dude, brbBBQ got old 5 months ago...but i dealt with it
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Old 08-15-2006, 07:39 AM #4 (permalink)  
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something that doesn't have anything to do with ratholing?
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Old 08-15-2006, 04:13 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 08-15-2006, 04:36 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:08 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 08-15-2006, 10:27 PM #22 (permalink)  
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:38 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Winning, leaving the table to stick your winnings in a rathole, then returning with a shorter stack.
 
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In case anybody missed it, this is the best one by far.

If you don't know who pinkprincess is it's probably not that good though.
i don't know Lukie - Your picking your own names, nominating your own threads....The greatness is there, but if you have to proclaim it, it kinda loses some value....
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In case anybody missed it, this is the best one by far.

If you don't know who pinkprincess is it's probably not that good though.
i don't know Lukie - Your picking your own names, nominating your own threads....The greatness is there, but if you have to proclaim it, it kinda loses some value....
At least you realize this.
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Old 08-19-2006, 05:30 PM #49 (permalink)  
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