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lambchopdc
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08-15-2006, 07:18 AM
Post subject: If you were a worthless ratholing shortstack scum....
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What would your screen name be?
brbGOINGSOUTH is my first thought, please assist with others
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loloRATHOLEDu is already taken
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so you plan on shortstacking for the next 6 months?
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Originally Posted by Renton
so you plan on shortstacking for the next 6 months?
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dude, brbBBQ got old 5 months ago...but i dealt with it
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something that doesn't have anything to do with ratholing?
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This reminds me of the time I tried to get "spamme@hotmail.com" as my email address...
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omg how did i forgot my punchline:
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Que es "ratholing" ?
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
Que es "ratholing" ?
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Winning, leaving the table to stick your winnings in a rathole, then returning with a shorter stack.
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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HAHAHAHA, if it made sense to anyone but us, that would be the winner
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In case anybody missed it, this is the best one by far.
If you don't know who pinkprincess is it's probably not that good though.
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pink princess isn't just a shortstacker. I've talked to hima nd he's played up to 50/100 lhe
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In case anybody missed it, this is the best one by far.
If you don't know who pinkprincess is it's probably not that good though.
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i don't know Lukie - Your picking your own names, nominating your own threads....The greatness is there, but if you have to proclaim it, it kinda loses some value....
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pinkprincessbf
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In case anybody missed it, this is the best one by far.
If you don't know who pinkprincess is it's probably not that good though.
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i don't know Lukie - Your picking your own names, nominating your own threads.... The greatness is there, but if you have to proclaim it, it kinda loses some value....
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At least you realize this.
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