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07-13-2010, 10:24 AM
Post subject: if you could fk one female celeb who would it be (NSFW?)
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Straight
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Kim Kardashian all day long
owait already done with dessert islands thread rly
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Cheryl Cole / Tweedie
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XTR1000
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I was kinda torn but in the end Joanna Krupa > Sienna Miller
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yo
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JKDS
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Rihanna
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But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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Straight Flush
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oprah, going for the most +EV here
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Sloan from Entourage and it's not even close!
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speedcake
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Flush
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Lizzy Caplan. nomnomnom
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your banner burned here
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kingnat
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Full House
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I hear she's got a moist muffin.
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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tina fey
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Probably Scarlet Johansen, Jessica Biel, or Anna Kournikova. Salma Hayek misses the list due to her shattering my eardrums when a bug got on set. Thing is that the standard hot superstar celebrity thing is played out, so here's a list of obscure ones who still qualify on some level
Namitha
Tossgirl
Felicia Day
Erin Toughill
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JKDS
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COME HERE RUDE BOY BOY IS YOU BIG ENOUGH
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Originally Posted by OngBonga
But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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Galapogos
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
oprah, going for the most +EV here
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That's assuming you can please her. Fail and she will destroy you.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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meeloche
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Definitely shouldn't be aloud to post a name without a pic imo.
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BooG690
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^ ...and isn't it ironic? Don't you think?
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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jjbish
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Originally Posted by galapogos
that's assuming you can please her. Fail and she will eat you.
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fyp
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NH, WP, GG, TY, Etc..........................
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silu73
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I would do Sasha Grey because she would never say "Don't put it in here"
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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And I don't care about the title specification on gender, I'll live my life how I want.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Galapogos
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My wife doesn't think this commercial is funny in the slightest. Wtf? It's one of the laugh laugh out loud commercials I've ever seen.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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kiwiMark
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Most of them are alright, but the one where he's like "Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to ME" and where he's going on about how he's the man your man could smell like is fucking genius.
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boost
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Full House
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Originally Posted by kiwiMark
Most of them are alright, but the one where he's like "Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to ME" and where he's going on about how he's the man your man could smell like is fucking genius.
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"Swan dive!"
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speedcake
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She is a VERY, very close 2nd for me. I was torn as to which one to pick, actually.
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Originally Posted by silu73
I would do Sasha Grey because she would never say "Don't put it in here"
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your banner burned here
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Galapogos
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Originally Posted by kiwiMark
Most of them are alright, but the one where he's like "Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to ME" and where he's going on about how he's the man your man could smell like is fucking genius.
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"I'm on a horse."
Yeah that's the one I was referring to. Wasn't aware there were others.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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wufwugy
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Wait, we're allowed to pick porn stars and erotic models?
Well there goes my top ten spots easy. No matter how you slice it, the hottest standard celebrities are not as hot as the hottest erotic talent
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Kits
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Straight
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Alba
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BankItDrew
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for those of you fags who can't get enough of the old spice guy, check out his channel where he answers questions: YouTube - OldSpice's Channel
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BooG690
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
My wife doesn't think this commercial is funny in the slightest. Wtf? It's one of the laugh laugh out loud commercials I've ever seen.
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Really? This may merit a divorce. I'm quasi-cereus.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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no one has gotten hotter over the past 5 years than Lizzy Caplan, it's amazing really.
My vote changes every day, January Jones looked incredible last night at the ESPYs so she's my daily pick
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bode
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Straight Flush
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Really? This may merit a divorce. I'm quasi-cereus.
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i've already threatened my wife with divorce because she says she doesn't find them THAT funny. galapagos's should be insta-file for divorce.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
for those of you fags who can't get enough of the old spice guy, check out his channel where he answers questions: YouTube - OldSpice's Channel |
I made a thread about this yesterday but binned it because it was technically viral marketing spam. I allow this since it's an organic part of the discussion and awesome.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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pantherhound
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Flush
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Originally Posted by pantherhound
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We have a weiner. Err, winner.
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- You're the reason why paradise lost
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NobleTruths
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Two Pair
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
And I don't care about the title specification on gender, I'll live my life how I want.
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This is for you, 'rilla:
YouTube - relmvision's Channel
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kiwiMark
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YouTube - New Spice | Study like a scholar, scholar
Somebody just posted this on their facebook. New Spice.
(Not thaaat great, but worth a watch)
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mbiz
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Straight
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the library one was better than the real one imo.
therad has been hijacked . entries to thread require pics.
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boost
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ezgame
edit: on sasha grey, shes pretty hot but she has a lollipop head and is annoying as fuck with all her chatter while shes getting plowed.
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Ash256
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I reserve the right to switch when i find someone hotter
Kelly Brook imo
She's a pinup girl who, unbelievably, is actually hot.
YouTube - kelly brook
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Stacks
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This is Lexi Belle right? If so, +1.
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Penneywize
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Full House
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Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
This is Lexi Belle right? If so, +1.
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She looks better with those bright white streaks in her hair.
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boost
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Penneywize
She looks better with those bright white streaks in her hair.
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Meh, I liked her better when she had pale skin and brown hair .. :shrug: but still is my #1 pick as is (blond hair and tan).
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boost
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Straight
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  Grace Park
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Fnord
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Winner so far, remark about where things are being stuck aside.
Couldn't find a goodish pic, but I'd be Lorelei Lee's bitch for an hour or two. That certainly would be memorable!
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Straight Flush
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We have a weiner. Err, winner.
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+3
Someone needs to post the hot blonde also that i think ake used to have.
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boost
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beer girl is internet famous... does that count?
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Galapogos
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That there coloured feller keeps tryin' to take all our white wimmenz.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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BankItDrew
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YouTube - 9 Hottest Girls who Play Videogames -- With Guest Host /TradeChat !!!
3 of these 6 girls can be seen ITT
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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wufwugy
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lol at codex not being #1 out of that list. half those chicks dont even count anyways
and i would bang vork before i banged that ugly flat ass cylon whore in that stupid fucking battlestar gafucktica show written by 14 yr olds who wanted to take one of the greatest ideas of all time and turn it into a throbbing pile of retarded
seriously my sphincter could write a better script than that garbage
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
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zomg our population is decreasing, I blame it on the narc
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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well since yall are cheating by posting non traditional celebs who just pose or bang for the camera, imma lay down the correctness
pretty much tied with
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oskar
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One actual celebrity itt and it's Betty White 
I'd go with Emily Watson (not Emma)
No point in posting pictures because she's not that hot, but believe me I have thought this through. You prolly remember her as the blind chick in Red Dragon.
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