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Old 10-02-2009, 04:03 PM     Post subject: I wanted to make a thread [nsfw probably] #1 (permalink)  
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hi guyyyyss!

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anyway, what's going on with you guys? anything I can assist with, talk about?


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Old 10-02-2009, 04:43 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 10-02-2009, 05:11 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 10-02-2009, 08:13 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 10-02-2009, 08:16 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 10-02-2009, 09:50 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 10-03-2009, 12:26 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 10-05-2009, 06:18 PM #16 (permalink)  
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I over-analyze people until I stop finding them interesting.

I feel I am doomed to be unsuccessful in every endeavor that I undertake for two reasons. First, I do not actually want to be successful, at least by the traditional definition of success. My definition of success is having enough resources to get by while actually doing nothing. The problem with this mindset is that my intense desire to just do nothing will always prevent me from getting to a position where I can.

Second, and this may be related to the first, I am not willing to step past my own ethical bounds in order to increase the likelihood of my own success. For example, I think that it is wrong for an applicant to get letters of recommendation from people who don't truly know them well. Thus I cannot ask for a recommendation from a professor who I haven't actually made an impression on. I also think that it is wrong to try to get to know someone unless you have a genuine interest in that person. This is completely paralyzing because I am not genuinely interested in getting to know any of my professors.
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Old 10-05-2009, 08:16 PM #17 (permalink)  
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I think just about everyone has your problems in issue #1: Me wants da monies but don't wants to do shit. This is the same problem I have. What I've tried to do to counteract it is by creating money as my motivation. Here's what happens though: I play poker hardcore for a month, then fuck off for a month because I can.

As for the "not genuinely interested in getting to know any of my professors," be genuinely interested in having one of your professors interested in getting to know you.


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Old 10-05-2009, 09:07 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 10-06-2009, 12:43 AM #19 (permalink)  
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I over-analyze people until I stop finding them interesting.

I feel I am doomed to be unsuccessful in every endeavor that I undertake for two reasons. First, I do not actually want to be successful, at least by the traditional definition of success. My definition of success is having enough resources to get by while actually doing nothing. The problem with this mindset is that my intense desire to just do nothing will always prevent me from getting to a position where I can.

Second, and this may be related to the first, I am not willing to step past my own ethical bounds in order to increase the likelihood of my own success. For example, I think that it is wrong for an applicant to get letters of recommendation from people who don't truly know them well. Thus I cannot ask for a recommendation from a professor who I haven't actually made an impression on. I also think that it is wrong to try to get to know someone unless you have a genuine interest in that person. This is completely paralyzing because I am not genuinely interested in getting to know any of my professors.
this is pretty much exactly how I feel. When I was in culinary school, the school would host "meet and greets." Which I always found to be really transparent and disturbing. Like... you walk around and talk to a bunch of people, not because you want to talk to them, but because they have something you want (employment and/or internships.) Its like speed dating but worse because the object is monetary, not sexual or emotional.
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Old 10-06-2009, 12:44 AM #20 (permalink)  
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How did this thread take that sudden turn to guys talking about their own inadequacies? Did a post get deleted that I missed or what?


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Old 10-06-2009, 02:04 AM #21 (permalink)  
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I feel I am doomed to be unsuccessful in every endeavor that I undertake for two reasons. First, I do not actually want to be successful, at least by the traditional definition of success. My definition of success is having enough resources to get by while actually doing nothing. The problem with this mindset is that my intense desire to just do nothing will always prevent me from getting to a position where I can.
Jesus Christ am I looking in a mirror?

I could be awesome at just about anything. I could be the best poker player on the planet and make millions, I could write loads of screenplays and get them directed by guys like Cameron and Scott, but I just don't care. I think to myself that even if I cured fucking cancer, I wouldn't feel like that was an accomplishment.

To me, meaning is in friendships and not really doing anything. But for some cruel reason, that's not how life works. It's hard to make something of yourself when you don't want to do that something. Just call me Peter Gibbons, I guess
 
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Old 10-06-2009, 10:21 PM #22 (permalink)  
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How did this thread take that sudden turn to guys talking about their own inadequacies? Did a post get deleted that I missed or what?
Who merged the "naked red heads" w/ the f-kin "group hug" thread????
 
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Old 10-07-2009, 04:16 AM #23 (permalink)  
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guys if you read the op you would understand

I wanted a response from chelle
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Old 10-07-2009, 05:02 AM     Post subject: Re: I wanted to make a thread [nsfw probably] #25 (permalink)  
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hi guyyyyss!

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anyway, what's going on with you guys? anything I can assist with, talk about?


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Old 10-07-2009, 07:06 AM     Post subject: Re: I wanted to make a thread [nsfw probably] #26 (permalink)  
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hi guyyyyss!

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anyway, what's going on with you guys? anything I can assist with, talk about?


EMOTIONAL FEELY TOUCHY THREAD!

no touchy me though.
I demand name.. She's fucking gorgeous!
+1 9.5/10

She would be 10/10 if there weren't SOMETHING SERIUOSLY FUCKED UP WITH HER EYES AAAUGH.

That and her knees are too sharp.. it's called standards man.
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 10-07-2009, 11:04 AM #27 (permalink)  
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guys if you read the op you would understand

I wanted a response from chelle
then phone her, this thread is reserved for nekkid redheads
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Old 10-08-2009, 12:23 AM #28 (permalink)  
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