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spoonitnow
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09-07-2008, 10:25 PM
Post subject: I want to share something: Tard Blog
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http://www.tard-blog.com/
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This is a weblog written by a real life special education teacher.
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This is one of the best things I've ever read for entertainment.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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Our principal walks in the room and asks "What is the problem?"
At this question, I can only wonder if the naked, screaming retard in the rice box is a figment of my imagination.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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swiggidy
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1st article is... Interesting?
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He only said 2 words: Eat Bird.
One girl remembers what happened. And begins to cry.
Another member of the class runs to the sink puts his head under the faucet and turns on the water.
I was in tears at that point of the story.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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ha, i remember reading this back in high school, very funny
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The light in her fried brain goes off, and she decides she is going to let a hunter shoot her. So she constructs herself a deer suit.
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kevster
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I'm not sure where I stand on the political correctness of this blog but - who cares? - it's funny as hell.
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- You're the reason why paradise lost
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Ash256
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Nice stuff, I genuinely think it's a pity that Tucker Max got his greasy mitts all over it though.
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Nice stuff, I genuinely think it's a pity that Tucker Max got his greasy mitts all over it though.
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This is extremely ignorant.
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Ash256
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Originally Posted by Ash256
Nice stuff, I genuinely think it's a pity that Tucker Max got his greasy mitts all over it though.
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This is extremely ignorant. |
Why? I don't want to read every five posts that she's reading the Tucker Max book and it's HILARIOUS! Neither do I want to wonder whether or not Tucker has embellished the stories and/or spiced up the language/tone. Most good blogs make their way to the collective naturally anyway.
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i have to be somewhere soon but am going to be late thanks to this golden find.
TY
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Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
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BennyLaRue
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I have worked with special needs kids in the past and can totally relate to everything this chick is saying.
Thank you, Spoon.
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dick_pump
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great now im gonna be reading all that stuff cuz it so funny!!!!!!
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