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a500lbgorilla
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03-28-2007, 06:09 PM
Post subject: I want to murder every single one of my professors.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I'm contemplating just dropping out of school due to the unreasonable and frustrating work load I've been dealing with for the past few weeks.
Please cheer me up.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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gabe
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i saw this chat transcript clip with some full tilt pros (posted on 2p2) and one of them was with clonie gowen.
randomguy: thanks for all your answers and good luck in tournaments clownie
clonie: thanks but its CLONIE
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I smiled.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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gabe
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ok let me try again, give me 10 minutes
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gabe
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QUESTION FROM SMAC007: When the bogeyman goes to bed at night he checks his closet for chuck norris do you mike?
ANSWER FROM Mike Matusow: i check to make sure allthe strippers have left for the day
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gabe
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OK THIS IS THE BEST ONE
rilla you and I have such high level humor that you are going to love this one as much as i do
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gabe
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here it comes
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gabe
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QUESTION FROM mcw23: my dog needs hlep and is dying what should i do for it .....
ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: get it to make a list of all the things it always wanted to do
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gabe
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haha i love that one
why cant community posts count for post count
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...c.php?p=488285
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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gabes cool.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Oh and community posts help build your WPP up.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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don't drop out, then you just go back later like me!
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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QUESTION FROM buhba: what's best with online poker? ie...watching TV, small houseold projects(chores), BBQin', playing other online games, reading, cooking, blogging(still trying to figure this out), pay attention, all the above, ect...
ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: i like to make ice, start fires and watch porn
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bigred
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At least you didn't have to take a drug test?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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haha Roland de Wolfe is actually really funny
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WELP
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Originally Posted by Triptan3s
don't drop out, then you just go back later like me!
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I'm scared that eupho is gonna be right and I'm never gonna go back ... 
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Lukie
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college lol
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Plz see me in 10 years.
Granted, you could easily be out earning me by then. But we'll still see how it pans out.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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euphoricism
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
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Originally Posted by Triptan3s
don't drop out, then you just go back later like me!
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I'm scared that eupho is gonna be right and I'm never gonna go back ... |
I know I wouldn't unless it was in a different major than the one I'm currently in because its boring, and my career field (law enforcement) really doesnt care WHAT degree you have, as long as you have one. In fact a criminal justice degree is useless to law enforcement employers. You'll learn everything on the job anyway. Theyd prefer you have business or management degrees. An accounting background is actually number 2 on the "most wanted degrees for a law enforcement officer" because as a country we've begun tracking money pretty heavily. Number one is foreign language skills (Arabic, Farsi, Chinese in particular. I'm thinking of getting that Rosetta Stone program and trying to drill some Farsi into my head. Bring it on Iran!)
But I'm also set to graduate next year, so too late.
/ramble
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Lukie
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Plz see me in 10 years.
Granted, you could easily be out earning me by then. But we'll still see how it pans out.
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alright, when I'm a retired millionaire I'll give ya a shoutout if I have your contact info. lol at 'by then' 
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Plz see me on your deathbed.
We'll see whoes laughing then!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Lukie
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ha, that was kind of funny but really mean-spirited
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Plz see me in 10 years.
Granted, you could easily be out earning me by then. But we'll still see how it pans out.
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I never figured you for such a life nit. I thought you had some balla in you.
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Lukie
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Originally Posted by Irisheyes
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Plz see me in 10 years.
Granted, you could easily be out earning me by then. But we'll still see how it pans out.
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I never figured you for such a life nit. I thought you had some balla in you. |
nope
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Irisheyes
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Plz see me in 10 years.
Granted, you could easily be out earning me by then. But we'll still see how it pans out.
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I never figured you for such a life nit. I thought you had some balla in you. |
I'm bringin square back.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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