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Old 07-20-2008, 06:02 AM     Post subject: i wanna buy an awesome back and foot massager #1 (permalink)  
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i've googled a bit but they're all so damned expensive... there's always these awesome looking gadgets when i walk by some store when i go to the fox river mall in appleton, but again over priced.

i know usually if you pay less for something it's not going to be as nice, but i'm looking to find some nice deals or stuff. i don't want to end up paying like $200 for something that really sucks. basically what i'm looking for are personal testimonials or recommendations - i don't want to buy a stupid back massager that just has balls that rolls up a down, that shit's lame. or anyone know of a good website that has some rad deals?

f0ot massagers
OSIM uSqueez™ Calf and Foot Massager - $500 - http://www.brookstone.com/shop/produ...LAID=147957810 - this thing is awesome, but $500 is too much. i demoed one just like this last time in the mall and it was sweet.

Ultimate Leg & Foot Massager - $300 - http://www.rewci.com/ullegandfoma.html - i almost just decided to buy this one since it's $300 so kinda within price range, but would like cheaper if it doesn't suck. also seems like it's made by a generic brand so idk...

Prosepra Vibrating Body and Foot Massager - $90 - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000X7XT0S - i've heard shit like this sucks and just tickles your feet

back massagers
HoMedics Plus Shiatsu Back Massager - $130 - http://www.drugstore.com/products/pr...ELAID=94598918 this looks cool, but again i'd rather try it before buying it to see if it's lame, but impossible.

human touch ht-1470 - $160 - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000YTB2YU - i've heard good things about human touch but there's so many different models....

does anyone own any thing they can recommend?

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also if you recommend something sweet and i end up buying it, i'll send you 1000 cents on your favorite poker room!*

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wow you're fast. also don't know if you mean the human touch or to get a human to do it. if you mean the latter, my gf is great at massages but very busy and i pretty much sit on the computer all day, so would be nice to get something like this to use.

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haha i meant a real human. I don't think anyone needs to be in a constant state of massage.

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well sir, that is my intention

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cmon people, one thousand cents!

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do u need it to play with ur anus

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been thinking about getting an ankle one too as i run every day. would be really nice cooldown.
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Long story short my roommate''s girlfriend ran over his leg on accident and fucked his leg up good. She bought him an iSqueeze. I thought it was pretty stupid at first but the thing is amazing, leaves you feelin all tingly and awesome after. Not sure if the uSqueeze is related or the next generation or whatever, but isqueeze is cheapah

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The type that comes with happy endings is worth it imo.
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The type that comes with happy endings is worth it imo.
This would also leave you feelin all tingly and awesome after.
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Old 07-21-2008, 04:40 PM     Post subject: Re: i wanna buy an awesome back and foot massager #15 (permalink)  
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i've googled a bit but they're all so damned expensive... there's always these awesome looking gadgets when i walk by some store when i go to the fox river mall in appleton, but again over priced.

i know usually if you pay less for something it's not going to be as nice, but i'm looking to find some nice deals or stuff. i don't want to end up paying like $200 for something that really sucks. basically what i'm looking for are personal testimonials or recommendations - i don't want to buy a stupid back massager that just has balls that rolls up a down, that shit's lame. or anyone know of a good website that has some rad deals?

f0ot massagers
OSIM uSqueez™ Calf and Foot Massager - $500 - http://www.brookstone.com/shop/produ...LAID=147957810 - this thing is awesome, but $500 is too much. i demoed one just like this last time in the mall and it was sweet.

Ultimate Leg & Foot Massager - $300 - http://www.rewci.com/ullegandfoma.html - i almost just decided to buy this one since it's $300 so kinda within price range, but would like cheaper if it doesn't suck. also seems like it's made by a generic brand so idk...

Prosepra Vibrating Body and Foot Massager - $90 - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000X7XT0S - i've heard shit like this sucks and just tickles your feet

back massagers
HoMedics Plus Shiatsu Back Massager - $130 - http://www.drugstore.com/products/pr...ELAID=94598918 this looks cool, but again i'd rather try it before buying it to see if it's lame, but impossible.

human touch ht-1470 - $160 - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000YTB2YU - i've heard good things about human touch but there's so many different models....

does anyone own any thing they can recommend?
Are you from Appleton? I went to Appleton West High School, but a looong time ago.
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u should be able to get 50% off the foot massager
 
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u should be able to get 50% off the foot massager
why because i said foot and not feet? cmonnnn you can do better than that

not from appleton, from upper michigan, but i go there a few times per year.

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