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12-08-2008, 04:27 AM
Post subject: I thought EV+ was unfunny until I saw this
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Much better funnies on the funny pics thread.
This is not a +1 for plusEV
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i guess this is somehow related to the 60 minutes segment
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Originally Posted by fjuanl
i guess this is somehow related to iopq's avatar
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Originally Posted by iopq
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Originally Posted by fjuanl
i guess this is somehow related to iopq's avatar
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fyp
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
awesome
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I've read +EV since it started, and the last ones were a LOT worse than the first ones.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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http://www.smbc-comics.com/
Much better imo
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hahaha I loled because it was so bad
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Very lame. Rilla, what was that comic you used to read with the final fantasy character and the "mog" or whatever that always wanted to kill people.
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oh yah, 8-bit theatre
http://www.nuklearpower.com/latest.php
jesus he's up to 1000 strips. I stopped at like 200 i think.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Start from the beginning because its monday and I couldn't work from home, amirite?
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ursorite!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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this comic is actually kind of lame. I read about 50, i quit.
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yah, i surfed around at like 200ish to see if i could find where i left off and quit after 3 or 4. Some random funny dialogue every so often.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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The problem is he uses the same joke over. I will sum up the entire comic
Guy 1: <something stupid>
Guy 2: <face palm> or I will kill you or God, I hate you
Pretty much the entire comic
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
sum this one up
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wow plusEV was cool like a year or so ago, but if those two are good examples of the latest norm then bleh
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i remembered plusEV being funny until i saw this
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Yeah it's kinda lame, but there's a few gems in the mix. This one made me chuckle:
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If this is actually about his avatar then it's awesome.
If it's some commentary of the legality of online poker then it sucks.
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Originally Posted by d0zer
Yeah it's kinda lame, but there's a few gems in the mix. This one made me chuckle:

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Its a hilarious premise but not quite there in execution. They don't have to lay it on so thick that she's using poker analysis for her life. If they cut it down to 3 frames and sliced out more text this comic would be amazing.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
If this is actually about his avatar then it's awesome.
If it's some commentary of the legality of online poker then it sucks.
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I thought it was about how some people on like stars have girly names and a girl for their avatar, but are really dudes trying to trick you for meta.
Ohh and this web comic > All other web comics.
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(10:08:39 PM) Bbickes: animal chin is pretty much the balla i wanna be
(10:08:44 PM) Bbickes: drinking every night
(10:08:48 PM) Bbickes: and ballin hard all day
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its def not about his avatar....
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I post nonconstructive piss
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I'm emailing the author because I'm 100% sure it's about my avatar
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wait wats the story behind plusev and your avatar
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
If this is actually about his avatar then it's awesome.
If it's some commentary of the legality of online poker then it sucks.
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I thought it was about how some people on like stars have girly names and a girl for their avatar, but are really dudes trying to trick you for meta.
Ohh and this web comic > All other web comics.
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c&h is definitely one of the funniest webcomics around. I've never seen that one but lawl
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Originally Posted by fjuanl
i guess this is somehow related to iopq being a queer
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FYPFYP.
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
wait wats the story behind plusev and your avatar
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His avatars are all trannies and he somehow finds it funny.
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that's one hot tranny
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
wait wats the story behind plusev and your avatar
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His avatars are all trannies and he somehow finds it funny.
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what is your problem dude?
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
wait wats the story behind plusev and your avatar
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His avatars are all trannies and he somehow finds it funny.
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what is your problem dude?
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Wuf asked what the story was, so i told him.
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This is funny.
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Sorry if i cam off like a dick iopq. I was joking, and i thought it was funny. 
Since i had to explain the joke here to Drew for 10 minutes before he got it, im guessing others dont understand it either. And if im wrong u can correct me iopq.
Whats hes saying is that this joke seems to be about or based on how he used or is using trannies as his avatar.
Right????
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Originally Posted by fjuanl
i guess this is somehow related to the 60 minutes segment
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Originally Posted by iopq
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Originally Posted by fjuanl
i guess this is somehow related to iopq's avatar
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what level are you on sir
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what level are you on sir
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I barely even know what the levels are UG..lol.
Im not leveling. I just want to know if thats what he meant because it doesnt look to me like anyone except Spenda got it.
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The only problem I find with your post is that you implied it WASN'T funny. The lulz on IRC made it EV+, I'm freerolling the forum!
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Originally Posted by iopq
The only problem I find with your post is that you implied it WASN'T funny. The lulz on IRC made it EV+, I'm freerolling the forum!
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Nah i didnt think it was funny, but at least i got it. :P
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Originally Posted by animal_chin
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
If this is actually about his avatar then it's awesome.
If it's some commentary of the legality of online poker then it sucks.
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I thought it was about how some people on like stars have girly names and a girl for their avatar, but are really dudes trying to trick you for meta.
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You were closer than I was, it was about this:
http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poke...p/t104408.html
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ship it
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you guys are webcomic donks, this is the best by far:
http://www.electricretard.com/
Please don't view if you are easily offended
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