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TwoKicker
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12-28-2008, 08:00 PM
Post subject: The "I suck" thread
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Straight
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Please only post here if you suck at life,
including me.
Thanks.
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kmind
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Straight Flush
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Location: Not Giving In
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Is this tourney even played at FullTilt?
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wesrman
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Full House
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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kmind
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Not Giving In
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FUCK, I MADE YOU SUCK AT LIFE BUT NOW I SUCK AT LIFE ACCORDING TO THE NEW OP...DUCY?!!!!
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nibbles
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Flush
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I spend countless hours playing poker for pennies. I have a so so job. I owe thousands of dollars to credit card companies. And in October I broke up with my girlfriend cos to talked to gat damn much! Loved to argue. I miss her...... breasts. She has great cans. I am such a fool. She filled out a sweater so nice. So I sit here missing a girl I broke up with (saving money though). I think I suck.... until summer.
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wesrman
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Full House
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Location: Leaf Nation
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I played one hand of a tourney and my power went out.
AND IT FRIED MY FUCKING TV ! ! ! !
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kmind
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Not Giving In
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I'M GONNA TRY TO GET SOME FROM MY EX GF THIS WINTER BREAK AND LAST I HEARD FROM HER (OVER A YEAR AGO) WAS SHE NEVER WANTS TO SPEAK TO ME AGAIN LET'S GO ONE TIME!!
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flomo
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Full House
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Location: mashing potatoes
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Originally Posted by kmind
I'M GONNA TRY TO GET SOME FROM MY EX GF THIS WINTER BREAK AND LAST I HEARD FROM HER (OVER A YEAR AGO) WAS SHE NEVER WANTS TO SPEAK TO ME AGAIN LET'S GO ONE TIME!!
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if i could reach thru my computer and slap you i would
not to be mean just so that you might wake up
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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kmind
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Straight Flush
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wait so no go with her? she was fucking insane sexually - in a good way
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flomo
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Full House
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Location: mashing potatoes
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yes go with haer and get pics for FTR
but don't get emotionally hung up with her--which you may already be right now
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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kmind
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Oct 2006
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oh no trust me it was all me who broke things off with her because i grew old of her. i just want some. fucked up yes. i doubt i get any though. will try to get pics, i used to have some on my old phone 
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flomo
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Full House
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good luck sir.
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
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I cant seem to beat micro stakes unlimited hold them...
Considering just throwing in the towel and moving on in life.
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kmind
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Straight Flush
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Location: Not Giving In
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I thought you were the nuts at mid/small stakes HU, boost?
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thizzSantaCruz
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Full House
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BRONCOS FUCKING SUCK
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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boost
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Full House
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Location: Chicago
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Originally Posted by kmind
I thought you were the nuts at mid/small stakes HU, boost?
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I was doing pretty good maybe ... hell... a year ago? But Ive been so busy with school and my internship.. idk I just cant seem to get anything going now...
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kmind
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Straight Flush
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Damn, sorry man...I suck too, been at it for like 2 years straight 4 years total...sorry for stalking you (another fail)
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Ragnar4
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Billings, Montana
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I've been here this many years and I'm just now looking like I can take a shot at 5nl. I SUCK.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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boost
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Full House
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Location: Chicago
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
I've been here this many years and I'm just now looking like I can take a shot at 5nl. I SUCK.
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dude Ive been playing some 20nl... the rake is beatable... but barely...
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Stacks
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Im opedipus bitch, the original balla.
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FUCK MY LIFE!!!!
I spend all fucking month trying to get back to breakeven after a shitty week, finally get there yesterday, then today... NOPE! I suck at life for being back to fucking breakeven after a -6 buyin in 2k hand session. FUCK ME!
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
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Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
FUCK MY LIFE!!!!
I spend all fucking month trying to get back to breakeven after a shitty week, finally get there yesterday, then today... NOPE! I suck at life for being back to fucking breakeven after a -6 buyin in 2k hand session. FUCK ME!
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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WillburForce
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Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: SW London
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I suck at life cause its nearly new years eve, I've got lots of friends coming over, loads of expensive wine, loads of nice food to cook and I'm ill as a dog.
Can barely swallow, loads of nasty shit in my nose, coughing up horrid looking brown/green muck.
So fking gay.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Originally Posted by WillburForce
Can barely swallow.
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Well I'm certainly not coming over now.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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WillburForce
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Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: SW London
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by WillburForce
Can barely swallow.
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Well I'm certainly not coming over now. |
sorry, I'm still waiting on 'Rilla top teach me to "play gay with bigred".
I'm unsure how to react
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UG
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Moderator
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Originally Posted by WillburForce
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by WillburForce
Can barely swallow.
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Well I'm certainly not coming over now. |
sorry, I'm still waiting on 'Rilla to teach me to "play gay with bigred".
I'm unsure how to react |
just sit back and let bigred do all the work, pretty easy imo.
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UG
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Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
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oh yeah, forgot to tell you. bigred can be soooo gentle, just watch out when he gets "that look" in his eyes. you'll know what I'm talking about.
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Ash256
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: UK
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post
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Get this shit outta the commune!
{locked}
you guys need to shape the fck up!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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