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Halv

04-05-2008, 06:48 AM Post subject: I suck at poker :(

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Lol why do FTR games always degen into flipaments.

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04-05-2008, 06:53 AM

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I should've just quit after hand #7:

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04-05-2008, 06:59 AM

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04-05-2008, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by HalvSame

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04-05-2008, 08:00 AM

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POKERSTARS GAME #16497093813: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/04/05 - 02:39:22 (ET)
Table 'Aschera' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: HalvSame ($9.53 in chips)
Seat 4: fred smy ($0.98 in chips)
Seat 5: sldkfdd ($1.05 in chips)
Seat 6: givememyleg ($10.33 in chips)
HalvSame said, "!!!"
sldkfdd: posts small blind $0.01
givememyleg: posts big blind $0.02
josik: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [6d As]
HalvSame: raises $9.51 to $9.53 and is all-in
fred smy: folds
sldkfdd: folds
givememyleg: calls $9.51
givememyleg said, "A6"
*** FLOP *** [4h Qc 3h]
*** TURN *** [4h Qc 3h] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [4h Qc 3h Ts] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
givememyleg: shows [6d As] (high card Ace)
HalvSame: shows [2s 9h] (high card Queen)
givememyleg collected $18.12 from pot
givememyleg said, "lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $19.07 | Rake $0.95
Board [4h Qc 3h Ts 5s]
Seat 3: HalvSame showed [2s 9h] and lost with high card Queen
Seat 4: fred smy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: sldkfdd (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: givememyleg (big blind) showed [6d As] and won ($18.12) with high card Ace

POKERSTARS GAME #16497098459: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/04/05 - 02:39:46 (ET)
Table 'Aschera' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: josik ($3 in chips)
Seat 3: HalvSame ($5 in chips)
Seat 4: fred smy ($0.98 in chips)
Seat 5: sldkfdd ($1.04 in chips)
Seat 6: givememyleg ($18.92 in chips)
givememyleg: posts small blind $0.01
josik: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Kh As]
HalvSame: raises $4.98 to $5 and is all-in
fred smy: folds
givememyleg said, "LOL"
givememyleg said, "AK"
sldkfdd: folds
givememyleg: calls $4.99
josik: calls $2.98 and is all-in
HalvSame said, "hahahahahahah"
*** FLOP *** [Kd Ah 5c]
HalvSame said, "T5"
HalvSame said, "oh"
*** TURN *** [Kd Ah 5c] [Ks]
HalvSame said, "55555555"
*** RIVER *** [Kd Ah 5c Ks] [5h]
HalvSame said, "damn"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
givememyleg: shows [Kh As] (a full house, Kings full of Aces)
givememyleg said, "LOL"
HalvSame said, "hahahaha no goot"
HalvSame: mucks hand
givememyleg collected $3.80 from side pot
josik: mucks hand
givememyleg collected $8.55 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $13 Main pot $8.55. Side pot $3.80. | Rake $0.65
Board [Kd Ah 5c Ks 5h]
Seat 1: josik (big blind) mucked [Jd Jh]
Seat 3: HalvSame mucked [5d Tc]
Seat 4: fred smy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: sldkfdd (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: givememyleg (small blind) showed [Kh As] and won ($12.35) with a full house, Kings full of Aces

POKERSTARS GAME #16497106015: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/04/05 - 02:40:27 (ET)
Table 'Prylis' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: HalvSame ($11.54 in chips)
Seat 3: LAfrom NY ($11.55 in chips)
Seat 4: givememyleg ($7.26 in chips)
Seat 5: CAM997 ($5.02 in chips)
Seat 6: Joe Poker 55 ($5 in chips)
givememyleg: posts small blind $0.01
CAM997: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Jh 4d]
Joe Poker 55: folds
HalvSame: raises $11.52 to $11.54 and is all-in
LAfrom NY: folds
givememyleg: calls $7.25 and is all-in
CAM997: folds
LAfrom NY said, "come on"
*** FLOP *** [7s 8d Qd]
*** TURN *** [7s 8d Qd] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [7s 8d Qd 6d] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
givememyleg: shows [Jh 4d] (a flush, Queen high)
HalvSame: shows [3s 3c] (a pair of Threes)
givememyleg said, "lol"
givememyleg collected $13.84 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $14.54 | Rake $0.70
Board [7s 8d Qd 6d 9d]
Seat 1: HalvSame showed [3s 3c] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 3: LAfrom NY (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: givememyleg (small blind) showed [Jh 4d] and won ($13.84) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 5: CAM997 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Joe Poker 55 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #16497119664: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/04/05 - 02:41:40 (ET)
Table 'Aschera' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: josik ($4.99 in chips)
Seat 2: Samm89 ($2.42 in chips)
Seat 3: HalvSame ($5 in chips)
Seat 4: fred smy ($0.95 in chips)
Seat 5: sldkfdd ($1.99 in chips)
Seat 6: givememyleg ($29.76 in chips)
sldkfdd: posts small blind $0.01
givememyleg: posts big blind $0.02
Samm89: posts big blind $0.02
HalvSame: posts small blind $0.01
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Tc 6h]
josik: folds
Samm89: checks
HalvSame: raises $4.97 to $4.99 and is all-in
fred smy: folds
sldkfdd: folds
givememyleg: calls $4.97
Samm89: folds
*** FLOP *** [2h Kc Ts]
HalvSame said, "KKKKKK"
*** TURN *** [2h Kc Ts] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [2h Kc Ts Th] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
givememyleg: shows [Tc 6h] (three of a kind, Tens)
HalvSame: mucks hand
givememyleg collected $9.52 from pot
HalvSame said, "hahahahahaha"
HalvSame said, "so rigged game"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10.02 | Rake $0.50
Board [2h Kc Ts Th 8h]
Seat 1: josik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Samm89 folded before Flop
Seat 3: HalvSame mucked [Kh 5d]
Seat 4: fred smy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: sldkfdd (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: givememyleg (big blind) showed [Tc 6h] and won ($9.52) with three of a kind, Tens

POKERSTARS GAME #16497105377: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/04/05 - 02:40:23 (ET)
Table 'Aschera' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: josik ($5 in chips)
Seat 3: HalvSame ($5 in chips)
Seat 4: fred smy ($0.98 in chips)
Seat 5: sldkfdd ($1.04 in chips)
Seat 6: givememyleg ($26.27 in chips)
josik: posts small blind $0.01
HalvSame: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Qd 4d]
HalvSame said, "I suck at flips"
fred smy: calls $0.02
sldkfdd: folds
givememyleg: raises $26.25 to $26.27 and is all-in
josik: folds
HalvSame said, "fatb took 400 off of me the other day :P"
HalvSame: calls $4.98 and is all-in
fred smy: folds
givememyleg said, "haha"
*** FLOP *** [As 7s 7h]
givememyleg said, "sick"
*** TURN *** [As 7s 7h] [Jc]
HalvSame said, "T6"
*** RIVER *** [As 7s 7h Jc] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HalvSame: shows [6s Td] (a pair of Sevens)
givememyleg: shows [Qd 4d] (a pair of Sevens - Ace+King+Queen kicker)
givememyleg collected $9.53 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10.03 | Rake $0.50
Board [As 7s 7h Jc Kd]
Seat 1: josik (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: HalvSame (big blind) showed [6s Td] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 4: fred smy folded before Flop
Seat 5: sldkfdd folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: givememyleg (button) showed [Qd 4d] and won ($9.53) with a pair of Sevens

BONUS HAND:

POKERSTARS GAME #16496974579: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/04/05 - 02:28:47 (ET)
Table 'Prylis' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: HalvSame ($9.32 in chips)
Seat 2: Bbickes ($40.12 in chips)
Seat 3: LAfrom NY ($12.29 in chips)
Seat 4: givememyleg ($5 in chips)
Seat 6: mcatdog ($9.14 in chips)
Bbickes: posts small blind $0.01
LAfrom NY: posts big blind $0.02
CAM997: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [9h Ac]
givememyleg: raises $0.06 to $0.08
mcatdog: calls $0.08
HalvSame: raises $0.12 to $0.20
Bbickes: folds
LAfrom NY: calls $0.18
givememyleg: raises $0.12 to $0.32
HalvSame said, "pot odds imo"
mcatdog: folds
HalvSame: raises $0.12 to $0.44
LAfrom NY: folds
givememyleg said, "luck odds"
givememyleg: raises $0.12 to $0.56
HalvSame: raises $0.12 to $0.68
givememyleg: raises $0.12 to $0.80
HalvSame: raises $0.12 to $0.92
givememyleg: raises $0.12 to $1.04
HalvSame: raises $0.12 to $1.16
givememyleg: raises $0.12 to $1.28
HalvSame: raises $0.12 to $1.40
givememyleg: raises $0.12 to $1.52
HalvSame: raises $0.12 to $1.64
givememyleg: raises $0.12 to $1.76
HalvSame: raises $0.12 to $1.88
givememyleg: raises $0.12 to $2
HalvSame: raises $0.12 to $2.12
givememyleg: raises $0.12 to $2.24
HalvSame: raises $0.12 to $2.36
givememyleg: raises $0.12 to $2.48
HalvSame: raises $0.12 to $2.60
givememyleg: raises $0.12 to $2.72
HalvSame said, "lol"
HalvSame: raises $0.12 to $2.84
givememyleg: raises $0.12 to $2.96
HalvSame: raises $0.12 to $3.08
givememyleg: raises $0.12 to $3.20
HalvSame: raises $0.12 to $3.32
givememyleg: raises $0.12 to $3.44
HalvSame: raises $0.12 to $3.56
givememyleg: raises $0.12 to $3.68
Bbickes said, "ahh yes this game of hold them"
HalvSame said, "meh **** this"
HalvSame said, "I CAP"
HalvSame: raises $5.64 to $9.32 and is all-in
givememyleg said, "OMG"
givememyleg: calls $1.32 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [3d 6s 9d]
mcatdog said, "degree allin moment"
HalvSame said, "AT goot?"
*** TURN *** [3d 6s 9d] [4s]
LAfrom NY said, "god darn button pusher"
givememyleg said, "no"
*** RIVER *** [3d 6s 9d 4s] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
givememyleg: shows [9h Ac] (a pair of Nines)
HalvSame: shows [Td Ah] (a pair of Tens)
HalvSame collected $9.79 from pot
givememyleg said, "wefweqfihwef"
HalvSame said, "rigged"
Bbickes said, "rivvvaaaa"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10.29 | Rake $0.50
Board [3d 6s 9d 4s Ts]
Seat 1: HalvSame (button) showed [Td Ah] and won ($9.79) with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: Bbickes (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: LAfrom NY (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: givememyleg showed [9h Ac] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 6: mcatdog folded before Flop

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04-05-2008, 08:06 AM

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I'm trying to figure out how I could have gotten away from this one...

POKERSTARS GAME #16496730741: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/04/05 - 02:08:38 (ET)
Table 'Prylis' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: HalvSame ($5.31 in chips)
Seat 2: Bbickes ($25.61 in chips)
Seat 3: LAfrom NY ($8.41 in chips)
Seat 4: givememyleg ($8.99 in chips)
Seat 5: LolTrappedU ($5 in chips)
Seat 6: mcatdog ($5 in chips)
Bbickes: posts small blind $0.01
LAfrom NY: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mcatdog [2h 4s]
givememyleg said, "bd gssd!"
givememyleg: folds
LolTrappedU: raises $0.06 to $0.08
mcatdog: calls $0.08
HalvSame: calls $0.08
Bbickes: calls $0.07
LAfrom NY: calls $0.06
*** FLOP *** [9h 5h 3h]
mcatdog said, "attention everyone"
Bbickes: checks
mcatdog said, "i'm playing 100% vpip"
LAfrom NY: checks
mcatdog said, "unless someone open shoves"
LolTrappedU: bets $4.92 and is all-in
mcatdog said, "that's no fair"
mcatdog: calls $4.92 and is all-in
HalvSame said, "hmmm I have a flush, straight flush draw and backdoor straight flush draw"
LolTrappedU said, "family arrrrrrrin"
HalvSame: raises $0.31 to $5.23 and is all-in
givememyleg said, "lol"
LolTrappedU said, "ruserious"
LolTrappedU said, "oh well me"
givememyleg said, "hahahhaa"
HalvSame said, "I RAISE"
givememyleg said, "<3"
Bbickes: folds
LAfrom NY: folds
*** TURN *** [9h 5h 3h] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [9h 5h 3h 3d] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LolTrappedU: shows [Jh Js] (a flush, Jack high)
HalvSame said, "****"
mcatdog: mucks hand
HalvSame: shows [8h 6h] (a flush, Ten high)
LolTrappedU said, "omg"
givememyleg said, "LOL"
LolTrappedU collected $14.41 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.16 | Rake $0.75
Board [9h 5h 3h 3d Th]
Seat 1: HalvSame (button) showed [8h 6h] and lost with a flush, Ten high
Seat 2: Bbickes (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: LAfrom NY (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: givememyleg folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: LolTrappedU showed [Jh Js] and won ($14.41) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 6: mcatdog mucked [2h 4s]

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04-05-2008, 08:07 AM

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PokerStars Game #16496902453: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/04/05 - 02:22:37 (ET)
Table 'Aschera' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: rancek ($3.63 in chips)
Seat 2: Kiebitz0815 ($3.26 in chips)
Seat 3: HalvSame ($7.32 in chips)
Seat 5: tilturazz ($1.41 in chips)
Seat 6: givememyleg ($8.34 in chips)
tilturazz: posts small blind $0.01
givememyleg: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HalvSame [7c 2s]
rancek: folds
Kiebitz0815: folds
HalvSame said, "yea im never getting you off that

"
HalvSame: raises $0.02 to $0.04
tilturazz: folds
givememyleg: raises $0.02 to $0.06
HalvSame: calls $0.02
*** FLOP *** [Kd Ts Jc]
givememyleg: bets $0.02
HalvSame: raises $0.02 to $0.04
givememyleg: raises $0.02 to $0.06
HalvSame: raises $0.02 to $0.08
givememyleg: raises $0.02 to $0.10
HalvSame: raises $0.02 to $0.12
givememyleg: raises $0.02 to $0.14
HalvSame: raises $0.02 to $0.16
givememyleg: raises $0.02 to $0.18
HalvSame said, "LOL"
givememyleg said, "lol"
HalvSame: raises $0.02 to $0.20
givememyleg: raises $0.02 to $0.22
HalvSame said, "I have 72o"
HalvSame: raises $0.02 to $0.24
givememyleg: raises $0.02 to $0.26
HalvSame: raises $0.02 to $0.28
givememyleg: raises $0.02 to $0.30
HalvSame: calls $0.02
*** TURN *** [Kd Ts Jc] [8c]
HalvSame said, "DAMN"
givememyleg: bets $0.02
HalvSame: folds
givememyleg said, "A5"
givememyleg collected $0.73 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $0.73 | Rake $0
Board [Kd Ts Jc 8c]
Seat 1: rancek folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Kiebitz0815 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: HalvSame (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 5: tilturazz (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: givememyleg (big blind) collected ($0.73)

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04-05-2008, 08:18 AM

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I thought this one was funny:
PokerStars Game #16497018423: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/04/05 - 02:32:37 (ET)
Table 'Prylis' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: HalvSame ($15.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Bbickes ($40.31 in chips)
Seat 3: LAfrom NY ($11.91 in chips)
Seat 4: givememyleg ($3.79 in chips)
Seat 5: CAM997 ($4.97 in chips)
Seat 6: Joe Poker 55 ($4.98 in chips)
Joe Poker 55: posts small blind $0.01
HalvSame: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HalvSame [6h 7c]
Bbickes: calls $0.02
LAfrom NY: raises $0.02 to $0.04
givememyleg: raises $0.02 to $0.06
CAM997: folds
Joe Poker 55: folds
HalvSame: raises $0.02 to $0.08
Bbickes: raises $0.02 to $0.10
LAfrom NY: calls $0.06
givememyleg said, "dooood im -697 bb/100!"
givememyleg: calls $0.04
HalvSame said, "lol"
HalvSame: raises $0.02 to $0.12
Bbickes: raises $0.02 to $0.14
LAfrom NY: calls $0.04
givememyleg: calls $0.04
HalvSame: calls $0.02
*** FLOP *** [Kd 8d 4s]
HalvSame: checks
Bbickes: checks
LAfrom NY: checks
givememyleg: bets $0.55
HalvSame: raises $0.55 to $1.10
Bbickes: folds
LAfrom NY: folds
givememyleg: raises $0.55 to $1.65
Bbickes said, "LA from NY"
HalvSame: raises $0.56 to $2.21
Bbickes said, "how can you live in phoniex"
HalvSame said, "tricked u"
givememyleg: raises $0.56 to $2.77
HalvSame: raises $0.56 to $3.33
Bbickes said, "the logisics of it = impossiblez"
givememyleg: calls $0.56
*** TURN *** [Kd 8d 4s] [5s]
givememyleg said, "lolz"
HalvSame: bets $11.78 and is all-in
HalvSame said, "I have the nuts"
givememyleg: calls $0.32 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Kd 8d 4s 5s] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HalvSame: shows [6h 7c] (a straight, Four to Eight)
givememyleg: shows [8s Kc] (a full house, Eights full of Kings)
givememyleg collected $7.52 from pot
Bbickes said, "rivvvaaaa"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $7.87 | Rake $0.35
Board [Kd 8d 4s 5s 8h]
Seat 1: HalvSame (big blind) showed [6h 7c] and lost with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 2: Bbickes folded on the Flop
Seat 3: LAfrom NY folded on the Flop
Seat 4: givememyleg showed [8s Kc] and won ($7.52) with a full house, Eights full of Kings
Seat 5: CAM997 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Joe Poker 55 (small blind) folded before Flop

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04-05-2008, 08:49 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by givememyleg

POKERSTARS GAME #16497105377: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/04/05 - 02:40:23 (ET)
Table 'Aschera' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: josik ($5 in chips)
Seat 3: HalvSame ($5 in chips)
Seat 4: fred smy ($0.98 in chips)
Seat 5: sldkfdd ($1.04 in chips)
Seat 6: givememyleg ($26.27 in chips)
josik: posts small blind $0.01
HalvSame: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Qd 4d]
HalvSame said, "I suck at flips"
fred smy: calls $0.02
sldkfdd: folds
givememyleg: raises $26.25 to $26.27 and is all-in
josik: folds
HalvSame said, "fatb took 400 off of me the other day :P"
HalvSame: calls $4.98 and is all-in
fred smy: folds

Lol @ Fred. Maybe they'll let me see a flop cheap this time. No.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sauce123

I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.

bigspenda73

04-05-2008, 01:57 PM

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bigspenda73 will become famous soon enough

All I know is I owned Max and Halv 250bb deep Heads-Up

I also lost $50 or so to bbickes and his never-ending string of nut-hands.

bikes

04-05-2008, 02:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

All I know is I owned Max and Halv 250bb deep Heads-Up

I also lost $50 or so to bbickes and his never-ending string of nut-hands.

I killed off my 25nl heater in 2nl =(

I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters

bigspenda73

04-05-2008, 03:33 PM

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oh yea, Bbickes slowrolled me twice, one was god-awful

once with the nuts in a 3bet pot when he hit a gutterball against my top 2 and second time when he took forever to call me with TPGK in an FTR $2nl game.

Halv

04-06-2008, 07:59 AM

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When will this bad luck end

.

Lol did UG really just stumble upon us today or was I leveled?

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givememyleg

04-06-2008, 08:05 AM

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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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ez money

shoutout to big socce

bigspenda73

04-06-2008, 08:12 AM

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ship it holler

bigspenda73

04-06-2008, 08:16 AM

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Button is Mcatdog

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

Button ($13.98)
SB ($5)
Big Baller ($10.45)
UTG ($5.80)
MP ($1.91)
CO ($7.25)

Preflop: Big Baller is BB with

.
UTG raises to $0.05, MP calls $0.05, CO raises to $0.08, Button calls $0.08, SB calls $0.07, Big Baller raises to $0.51, UTG folds, MP folds, CO folds, Button calls $0.43, SB folds.

Flop: ($1.28)

(2 players)
Big Baller bets $0.99, Button raises to $1.98, Big Baller raises to $9.94, Button calls $7.96.

Turn: ($21.16)

(2 players)

River: ($21.16)

(2 players)

Final Pot: $21.16

Results in white below:
Big Baller has Qs As (two pair, aces and fives).

Villain is Halvsame

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

SB ($18.92)
BB ($8.25)
UTG ($17.71)
Big Baller ($10.10)
CO ($14.39)
Button ($5)

Preflop: Big Baller is MP with

.
UTG calls $0.02, Big Baller raises to $0.04, CO raises to $0.1, Button calls $0.10, 1 fold, BB calls $0.08, UTG calls $0.08, Big Baller calls $0.06.

Flop: ($0.51)

(5 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Big Baller bets $0.06, CO raises to $0.5, Button folds, BB folds, UTG folds, Big Baller calls $0.44.

Turn: ($1.51)

(2 players)
Big Baller bets $9.5 (All-In), CO calls $9.50.

River: ($0)

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $20.51

Results in white below:
Big Baller has 5s 3s (two pair, fives and threes).
CO has Jd Ks (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Big Baller wins $20.51.
Button doesn't show.
Outcome: Big Baller wins $21.16.

swiggidy

04-07-2008, 02:59 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

ship it holler

def sustainable @ drunk FTR tables

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pantherhound

04-07-2008, 11:44 AM

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CRAZY PLAY REWARDED

fat-b

04-16-2008, 05:06 AM

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we need to get another ftr game going !

fat-b

04-16-2008, 05:10 AM

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Straight

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the game is fucking rigged

Pythonic

04-16-2008, 03:37 PM

#21 (permalink)

Flush

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fat-b

the game is fucking rigged

Wow, it would be hard to lose $61 a day at 2NL.

givememyleg

04-16-2008, 05:20 PM

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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Quote:

Originally Posted by fat-b

the game is fucking rigged

LOL

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