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a500lbgorilla
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03-22-2006, 07:40 AM
Post subject: I spent the last 5 hours
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Laying awake in bed listening to my pouding head and ringing in my left ear.
Before I die, I wanted to share with this forum the full bredth of my life experiences.
Alcohol is great, it makes you the most popular kid at the party. It also makes you the loudest kid at the party, allowing you to dominate conversations being held anywhere in the area, even if you are several feet away. Popularity is simply a function of being seen, being heard and making both very appealing to people. Alcohol lowers everyones standards on both and allow me to slip in just over the wire.
Gabe, I've finally figured you out. Your posts are always so funny becuase you're so white. I'm pretty white, but I go to VT, and we have black people. The only black people at UVA are trained theatre majors living their lives as Blackface artists for their thesies.
Trip, no one will ever figure out wtf is wrong with you. Not even me. Mainly due to lack of effort and my early death. Sorry, bud.
IRC people, you always got a bad rap. Sure you're just as immature as I am and still see the world from first perspective always focusing on how things affect "me" and how they SHOULD affect "me" but if no one was looking out for number 1, where would we be in life? Some sort of wierd utopian world where the sky is blue, the grass is green and everyone prospers? Disgusting, I say!
School sucks, it gets in the way of everything. Masturbation, drinking and xbox. I'm hungry and school is eating my entire god damned pie.
Xianti and other old people, man you guys are old. Especially SCgolfer. Stop dying you hair, let the grey grow. Be proud of your sagging waist, your fading memory, and your once great youth. You should focus on the here and now, like remembering all your prescriptions and practicing that menacing arm wave for when those dagnabbin' kids run on your lawn.
Being super sick rocks, I'd suggest the experience to any hot chicks who wanna come over and make out with me in my final hour. Especially asians pref Korean becuase I was told to get on that shit.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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Ty, your last wish is a wise one. RIP.
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midas06
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4-of-a-Kind
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RIP <3
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gabe
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good times
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gabe
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rilla you would be much happier if you started playing poker alot again and had a $50k br.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I cant get to sleep. im fucking delirous right now. Everything hurts and my teacher wont give me an extension for my test tomorrow. WTF, he said Im expected to take some aspirins and come to the test.
Im going to murder him.
Also, both ears are now ringing. Just not my day.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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YES roommate arrives with Nyquil.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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ake
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Straight
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How can I make you feel better?
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Full House
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
YES roommate arrives with Nyquil.
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sippin on some sizzer
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Xianti
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Where's the summary?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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My body is in such a wierd place right now, Im sooo tired all I want to do is lie in bed but my head is so alert becuase of my headache, I cant fall asleep.
In the last 28 hrs ive gotten about 4 hrs of sleep total, 30 mins here and 30 mins there.
Also, Nyquil is pussy ass shit. It buys me about 1.5 hrs sleep for like half a bottle.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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I havent slept since 10am Tuesday its 3:30am Thursday 
Sucks man, you have a bad cold?
I have heard take like 4 shots of whiskey before you try to go to sleep.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Ive gotta study for this test though since im not guarenteed an extension.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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