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Old 06-24-2007, 07:06 AM     Post subject: I present to you... #1 (permalink)  
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... the Fnordfish!



"Fnordfish (Xiphias fnordus) are large, highly migratory, predatory fish characterized by a long, flat bill. They are a popular forum fish, though elusive. Fnordfish are elongated, round-bodied, and lose all teeth and scales by adulthood."

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Old 06-25-2007, 08:33 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Pay attention, kids, this is what long hours without sleep will do to your sense of humour.

Not even a courtesy laugh anyone? :'(

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Old 06-25-2007, 08:40 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Pay attention, kids, this is what long hours without sleep will do to your sense of humour.

Not even a courtesy laugh anyone? :'(
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lol?

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Old 06-25-2007, 09:29 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:23 AM #6 (permalink)  
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I think I would rather have read a Lukie story.
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Not even a courtesy laugh anyone? :'(
I liked it. Just didnt want to laugh at Fnord incase he eats me.
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posting a reg. picture of Fnrod would have been twice as funny
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you say it like it's a bad thing!
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Not even a courtesy laugh anyone? :'(
I liked it. Just didnt want to laugh at Fnord incase he eats me.
Fnord will not eat you. He will ask you a series of stinging questions relating to things you have done in which the answers will only lead to the conclusion for you and everyone that you are a complete fucking moron. The lack of confidence in yourself and the subsequent shame you feel for your own retardedness will be unbearable and you would take your own life.


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lol, im sure Halv will come back from this flaming even more powerful
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Fnord will not eat you. He will ask you a series of stinging questions relating to things you have done in which the answers will only lead to the conclusion for you and everyone that you are a complete fucking moron. The lack of confidence in yourself and the subsequent shame you feel for your own retardedness will be unbearable and you would take your own life.
 
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Old 06-26-2007, 10:43 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Fnord will not eat you. He will ask you a series of stinging questions relating to things you have done in which the answers will only lead to the conclusion for you and everyone that you are a complete fucking moron. The lack of confidence in yourself and the subsequent shame you feel for your own retardedness will be unbearable and you would take your own life.
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