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spoonitnow
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10-02-2007, 10:26 PM
Post subject: I owned (and leveled) BankItDrew
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BankItDrew = BB
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)
SB ($167.40)
BB ($209.10)
UTG ($40)
MP1 ($35.50)
MP2 ($127.45)
CO ($113.10)
Hero ($129.40)
Preflop: Hero is Button with K , 9 .
4 folds, Hero raises to $4, 2 folds.
Final Pot: $2.50
BWNED
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Fnord
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$3 is a better raise size IMHO...
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bigspenda73
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you fail at post-whoring
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jyms
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But the humor is a B+
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ChrisTheFish
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BANKITDREW IS A BOT!!!11
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by ChrisTheFish
BANKITDREW IS A BOT!!!11
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i say that at every table i see him on but i don't think his chat is on
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
But the humor is a B+
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who is your avatar? kinda looks like a man but w/e
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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bigspenda73
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yea w/e you know you'd hit it
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BankItDrew
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I prolly don't respond to the chat because I don't see it. I have it on, so just mention FTR or something when I'm in a hand on the table.
When I got home lastnight my cable was down, but this forum was still up, so I could see the title of the thread but I couldn't open it. I lost sleep lastnight wondering.. wtf could he be talking about? I ran through a bunch of hands that went on lastnight and I could only think of one where I lost a stack. So then I kept replaying the hand over and over kicking myself for not betting more on the turn. I couldn't stop thinking, man, I must really have gotten pwnd that hand, I really screwed up!
So I wake up and the first thing I do is take a shower then open up this thread.
WTF
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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haha you got owned AND leveled
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GatorJH
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
haha you got owned AND leveled
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QFT
The title of the thread is now "I pwnd AND 3rd Leveled BankitDres" - GG
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Chopper
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yeah, 3rd leveling a "rock bot" in the BB is a great with a standard button raise with K9o.
thats my new nickname for you, drew, ROCKBOT. 
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
I prolly don't respond to the chat because I don't see it. I have it on, so just mention FTR or something when I'm in a hand on the table.
When I got home lastnight my cable was down, but this forum was still up, so I could see the title of the thread but I couldn't open it. I lost sleep lastnight wondering.. wtf could he be talking about? I ran through a bunch of hands that went on lastnight and I could only think of one where I lost a stack. So then I kept replaying the hand over and over kicking myself for not betting more on the turn. I couldn't stop thinking, man, I must really have gotten pwnd that hand, I really screwed up!
So I wake up and the first thing I do is take a shower then open up this thread.
WTF
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lol i'm sorry
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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BankItDrew
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Seriously guys, this isn't cool and I didn't so anything to you.
That's it guys, I'm going home.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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bigred
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
I prolly don't respond to the chat because I don't see it. I have it on, so just mention FTR or something when I'm in a hand on the table.
When I got home lastnight my cable was down, but this forum was still up, so I could see the title of the thread but I couldn't open it. I lost sleep lastnight wondering.. wtf could he be talking about? I ran through a bunch of hands that went on lastnight and I could only think of one where I lost a stack. So then I kept replaying the hand over and over kicking myself for not betting more on the turn. I couldn't stop thinking, man, I must really have gotten pwnd that hand, I really screwed up!
So I wake up and the first thing I do is take a shower then open up this thread.
WTF
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This thread just went from shit to hilarious, nh spoon
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LOL OPERATIONS
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
I prolly don't respond to the chat because I don't see it. I have it on, so just mention FTR or something when I'm in a hand on the table.
When I got home lastnight my cable was down, but this forum was still up, so I could see the title of the thread but I couldn't open it. I lost sleep lastnight wondering.. wtf could he be talking about? I ran through a bunch of hands that went on lastnight and I could only think of one where I lost a stack. So then I kept replaying the hand over and over kicking myself for not betting more on the turn. I couldn't stop thinking, man, I must really have gotten pwnd that hand, I really screwed up!
So I wake up and the first thing I do is take a shower then open up this thread.
WTF
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This thread just went from shit to hilarious, nh spoon |
Somehow I never saw this. Tyty.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Galapogos
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by ChrisTheFish
BANKITDREW IS A BOT!!!11
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i say that at every table i see him on but i don't think his chat is programmed to respond to that query. |
fyp
ps. it's super funny what he went through that night after not being able to read the thread.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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POKER in the Commune!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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BankItDrew
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worst bump ever
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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