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TheFaucet
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08-24-2007, 03:28 AM
Post subject: I mentholated my balls, you should try it too
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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I went hiking a week ago and somehow I got poison oak oil all over my arms, nutsack and thighs, and once I got home I started breaking out hardcore. I couldn't even go to sleep at night because I was itching so bad, so I got some Gold Bond mentholated body powder and started pouring that shtt all over my skin. After I rubbed the powder all over my thighs I poured about three tablespoons of Gold Bond onto my hand, then plopped my balls right into the midst of it, and wowow what a feeling, it was so minty, fresh and icy that my balls shriveled up a little, it felt as if I was smoking a Virginia Slim with my dick
in all seriousness my balls have never experienced anything more refreshing than this, they were rolling around in the Gold Bond powder like puppies frolicking in snow, it was great and you should try it too
cliffnotes: stop masturbating, start mentholating
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Reidak
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your posts fucking suck now; as they did before.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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Plz strike one Jishu
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bode
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08-24-2007, 04:33 PM
Post subject: Re: I mentholated my balls, you should try it too
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by TheFaucet
...it felt as if I was smoking a Virginia Slim with my dick
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this is the single funniest thing i have read on FTR.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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TheFaucet
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Originally Posted by Jishu
your posts fucking suck now; as they did before.
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suck my balls you ignorant basturd
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Sykedupp
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Flush
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Originally Posted by TheFaucet
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Originally Posted by Jishu
your posts fucking suck now; as they did before.
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suck my fully mentholated balls you ignorant basturd |
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Originally Posted by soupie
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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suck my authority, a-holes.
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