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meeloche
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06-11-2008, 03:59 AM
Post subject: I lol'd hard IRL
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I decided not to plagiarize but heres the link instead:
http://www.mercedesforum.com/m_100290/printable.htm
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
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I lol'd hard too.
At the beginning I thought he ruined the punchline early, then I realized that he writes a really funny story throughout.
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I jammed in the washer with 3 loads worth of detergent and set it on spin, knowing that not even the hand of God would save these linens, let alone Tide and Snuggles.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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Stacks
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Oh wow! Nice find. Another lol. The "first time smelled like dead babies" part got me.
On a side note, bitch shouldn't have tried shit like that.
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UG
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I agree that was good
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will641
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link appears to be broken.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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JinxT4
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Flush
Join Date: Feb 2007
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Link's broken, so I googled the quote BankItDrew posted & found it (first result): http://www.bakerradio.com/learn/showthread.php?t=80307
Hilarious.
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animal_chin
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Straight
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One of the funniest things I have read on the internet. Nice find. Also link was broken for me too.
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Hawk
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wow!
I'm glad you posted, and thanks to jinxt4 for finding another link too.
That was great!
In that thread, they also linked to another great one:
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...nsue.phtml#278
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Stacks
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Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
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That is amazingly funny!! Pretty damn sick.... But damn funny as well.
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animal_chin
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Straight
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Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
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I didn't think there would ever be a story as great as the first one but you proved me wrong sir.
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Galapogos
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Wow, I had high hopes but neither of these stories made me laugh in the slightest. And I'm not being the "poo humor is so beneath me guy" because it's really not. I just didn't get anything out of them.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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kingnat
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I actually bought the Tucker Max book in the airport last week... as it was the only thing that looked genuinely entertaining in the airport store. There are some pretty incredible stories in it, and from the sounds of it.. most of them are on the website, though I haven't checked it out.
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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ATOTHEC101
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that was awesome, i literally lol'd on 5 or 6 different occasions reading that. Poor guy  .
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"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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SaulPaul
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tucker max's book is literally the funniest thing i have ever read.
http://www.tuckermax.com/
yes all his stories are online
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Silly String
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While we're on the topic:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/51760058.html
Hook =
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Last night’s adventure involved a clown mask, three packets of Pop Rocks, and a twenty-inch replica of the Eiffel Tower.
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Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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meeloche
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by will641
link appears to be broken.
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It works fine for me. I dunno, what browser are you using?
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ensign_lee
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Originally Posted by meeloche
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Originally Posted by will641
link appears to be broken.
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It works fine for me. I dunno, what browser are you using? |
Server for the forum was down for awhile last night. I know because it shares the same server as mustangforums.com which I frequent - or at least, it got the same error.
Anyway, works now. Good story! 
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ensign_lee
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HAHAHAAAAAA. Just read the second story. WOW.
Goodness gracious. poor girl...
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