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01-10-2008, 03:05 AM
Post subject: I live in religous whack-job hell (with pics)
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Tonight on the way back from picking up some food, I saw this church sign and decided to stop on the side of the road and take a picture of it with my phone.
Welcome to the Bible Belt fyp
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Also, my girlfriend's dad (a preacher fucker guy himself) posted this bulletin on MySpace today since he seems to be pissed that I regularly bust loads in his daughter's tight asshole:
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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West Michigan is crazy religious too, but you seem like you got crazy religious and white trash, thats a lot worse.
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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West Michigan is crazy religious too, but you seem like you got crazy religious and white trash, thats a lot worse.
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You know, the hood version would be like
GET ON YO KNEES BITCH NIGGA
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Also, my girlfriend's dad (a preacher fucker guy himself) posted this bulletin on MySpace today since he seems to be pissed that I regularly bust loads in his daughter's tight asshole:
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Lol at a religious fanatic accusing someone else of using a "crutch".
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Also, my girlfriend's dad (a preacher fucker guy himself) posted this bulletin on MySpace today since he seems to be pissed that I regularly bust loads in his daughter's tight asshole:
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Interesting that he didn't bother to proofread a message that would be posted publicly (possibly by members of his church). What kinda preacher misspells "adultery"? I dunno much about religion, but wouldn't that be somewhat of a common word (in the bible or maybe confession)? "Committing" can be a tough word to spell too I guess, in addition to less important random punctuation errors (comma after ?), "than" instead of "then," random caps on "Sin"...
I'm not a grammar nazi (I obv make mistakes too, but I at least try to proofread my stuff), I'm just bored + reading random FTR threads @ odd hours...
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My girlfriend and I both lol'ed, nice job guys.
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Lol at a religious fanatic accusing someone else of using a "crutch".
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Haha yeah no shit.
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Interesting that he didn't bother to proofread a message that would be posted publicly (possibly by members of his church). What kinda preacher misspells "adultery"? I dunno much about religion, but wouldn't that be somewhat of a common word (in the bible or maybe confession)? "Committing" can be a tough word to spell too I guess, in addition to less important random punctuation errors (comma after ?), "than" instead of "then," random caps on "Sin"...
I'm not a grammar nazi (I obv make mistakes too, but I at least try to proofread my stuff), I'm just bored + reading random FTR threads @ odd hours...
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Well I try not to be nit-picky about things like that, but for me it really just compounds the stupidity. I can respect people having different beliefs and whatnot but this is ridiculous.
He's going to shit a brick in about 3 months when we get an apartment together.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Also, my girlfriend's dad (a preacher fucker guy himself) posted this bulletin on MySpace today since he seems to be pissed that I regularly bust loads in his daughter's tight asshole:
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Interesting that he didn't bother to proofread a message that would be posted publicly ( possibly by members of his church). What kinda preacher misspells "adultery"? I dunno much about religion, but wouldn't that be somewhat of a common word (in the bible or maybe confession)? "Committing" can be a tough word to spell too I guess, in addition to less important random punctuation errors (comma after ?), "than" instead of "then," random caps on "Sin"...
I'm not a grammar nazi (I obv make mistakes too, but I at least try to proofread my stuff), I'm just bored + reading random FTR threads @ odd hours... |
lol, I also was thinking what he was saying was definitely APPLING to me.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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My girlfriend and I both lol'ed, nice job guys.
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Your girlfriend's seen the thread so she knows that you said.....
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I regularly bust loads in his daughter's tight asshole
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nh, sir.
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nice job guys.
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Is it true what they say about preachers' daughters?
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My girlfriend and I both lol'ed, nice job guys.
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Your girlfriend's seen the thread so she knows that you said.....
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I regularly bust loads in his daughter's tight asshole
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That's how I roll.
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Is it true what they say about preachers' daughters?
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Has been very true for both of the preachers' daughters that I've been involved with.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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My girlfriend and I both lol'ed, nice job guys.
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Your girlfriend's seen the thread so she knows that you said.....
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I regularly bust loads in his daughter's tight asshole
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nh, sir. |
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I regularly bust loads in his daughter's tight asshole
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lol you guys are awesome
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Thou shalt repenteth for thy indiscretions or thy souleth shall burn in fire and brimestoneth for the resteth of thy dayseth.
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I found a postcard that was a picture of a church so I took a picture of it because I was too cheap to buy it.
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Try a missionary position.
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Wait spoon does preacher man know that his daughter gets ass jammed by an unholy heathen?
If not he needs to.
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I found a postcard that was a picture of a church so I took a picture of it because I was too cheap to buy it.
Sign:
Bored?
Try a missionary position.
/LC
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
I found a postcard that was a picture of a church so I took a picture of it because I was too cheap to buy it.
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Bored?
Try a missionary position.
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Who is this lame penilon wannabe?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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^lame humor that makes fish laugh
I was in Colorado and there was a fast food place that had a sign reading "The lord was reborn and walks the earth! 50% off on hot cocoa and chicken tenders!"
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Wait spoon does preacher man know that his daughter gets ass jammed by an unholy heathen?
If not he needs to.
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He knows I'm boning her, I don't know if he knows the details though.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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There was also a church by my house that said:
Don't be mad at god because he made you.
WTF does that even mean?
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jesus never promised to make you smart. He just promised to save your soul, if youre dumb enough to waste your life thinking about how great he is.
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Wait spoon does preacher man know that his daughter gets ass jammed by an unholy heathen?
If not he needs to.
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He knows I'm boning her, I don't know if he knows the details though. |
Yeah dude he really needs to become privy to this information. Somehow.
There is nothing worse for a preacher than to know that his daughter loves getting ass rammed. Not only does it mean that she is being horribly defiled, but it also means that the man defiling her is a closet homosexual and probably in cahoots with the debil. Plus it's icky.
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Wait spoon does preacher man know that his daughter gets ass jammed by an unholy heathen?
If not he needs to.
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He knows I'm boning her, I don't know if he knows the details though. |
Yeah dude he really needs to become privy to this information. Somehow.
There is nothing worse for a preacher than to know that his daughter loves getting ass rammed. Not only does it mean that she is being horribly defiled, but it also means that the man defiling her is a closet homosexual and probably in cahoots with the debil. Plus it's icky. |
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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This is my favorite thread of all time. I wanted to quote many of the posts in here and just put 'lol' underneath them all but it would be a long god damned post. I can't stand religious nutbags in this world, it just seems dirty to me when I read filth like his blog.
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This is my favorite thread of all time. I wanted to quote many of the posts in here and just put 'lol' underneath them all but it would be a long god damned post. I can't stand religious nutbags in this world, it just seems dirty to me when I read filth like his blog.
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tyty *takes a bow*
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Bumper sticker belonging to my uncle:
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If you're not familair with it, the "Hanging of the Greens" is a Christian tradition associated with Advent/Christmas (see below)
http://www.mooreschapel.org/christma...reens2003.html
Nothing unusual there, but I spat coffee all over my dashboard one day when I saw the following sign in front of a church:
"A Wonderful Family Event:
The Hanging of the Greens
(date)."
I bet the Green family didn't think it was so wonderful.
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Good thing it's not hanging of the blacks.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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note to self: things to do before you die ADD fuck the daughter of a preacher man (optionally or not in the ass).
But where the fuck do i find preachers in australia? there's not fucking enough of them!
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well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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But where the fuck do i find preachers in australia?
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I hate to be Captain Obvious, but how about in a church? :P
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Well I can say I've boned two, first one was the second or third worst fuck of my life and the other was the best. Variance: the first one gave the best head ever.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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I thought "appling" was like anal penetration with a candy apple.
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OH MY GOD ! ! ! ! !
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01-15-2008, 08:49 PM
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I smell a :
would you bang your cousin if her dad was a preacher poll coming.
I love this place ! ! ! !
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