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    Default I just took some of my wife's pregnancy multivitamins

    She's not breastfeeding or anything anymore and I thought I might be deficient in...some sort of nutrient or something maybe.

    What should I expect? male lactation? mood swings? My first period?

    Hold me ftr, I'm scared
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    pfffff 'tolerance'
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    Believe it or not, we have a precedent for this:

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ml#post1939824
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    lol apparently we are kindred spirits benny. Want to help me make sammiches for the menfolk?
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    In the interests of science I'm probably going to need updates on your pee-colour too, boss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    In the interests of science I'm probably going to need updates on your pee-colour too, boss.
    will go take a leak right now and take pics
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    no pics, but it was very dark yellow. Maybe the excess iron & copper I don't need cuz I don't spend 20% of my existence slowly leaking blood from the gash between my legs?
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    lol kiwi demanding pee color in both threads
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    posted this on another forum and got this response "I think they are mostly just B vitamins and iron- so expect to be nauseated and constipated- that's about all.".

    I DID skip my 10:45AM poo yesterday. hmmmmm

    no tit growth yet. will keep you posted
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    Great thread.

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    I don't spend 20% of my existence slowly leaking blood from the gash between my legs?
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    I'm so sorry, you poor thing...it must be horrible to go through that ordeal every month
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