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04-10-2006, 09:20 AM
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Is this true?
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Most definately.
Also, Lukie is a donkey.
One more thing, only one of these statements is true.
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Most definately.
Also, Lukie is a donkey.
One more thing, only one of these statements is true.
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you're not helpin me out here. now i have to wonder if you're a donkey.
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POKERSTARS GAME #4069569268: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/02/23 - 05:34:59 (ET)
Table 'Antielus' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: BadBeatsRus2 ($82 in chips)
Seat 2: Lukieplaya ($210.30 in chips)
Seat 3: jacob_BU ($19.25 in chips)
Seat 4: paservant ($177.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Neutron Girl ($92 in chips)
Seat 7: Ceda33 ($31.40 in chips)
Seat 8: slickster998 ($100.75 in chips)
Seat 9: Pidasso ($81.90 in chips)
Neutron Girl: posts small blind $0.50
Ceda33: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Ac Ah]
Ceda33 said, "8 3"
slickster998: folds
Pidasso: folds
BadBeatsRus2: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $3 to $4
jacob_BU: folds
paservant: calls $4
Neutron Girl: folds
Ceda33: raises $27.40 to $31.40 and is all-in
Lukieplaya: calls $27.40
paservant: calls $27.40
*** FLOP *** [6d Td 7d]
Ceda33 said, "8 3"
Lukieplaya: bets $178.90 and is all-in
paservant: calls $146.10 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6d Td 7d] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [6d Td 7d 4d] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [Ac Ah] (a pair of Aces)
paservant: shows [8d Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
paservant collected $292.20 from side pot
Ceda33: shows [8s 3h] (a pair of Eights)
paservant collected $91.70 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $386.90 Main pot $91.70. Side pot $292.20. | Rake $3
Board [6d Td 7d 4d 8h]
Seat 1: BadBeatsRus2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Lukieplaya showed [Ac Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: jacob_BU folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: paservant (button) showed [8d Ad] and won ($383.90) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: Neutron Girl (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Ceda33 (big blind) showed [8s 3h] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 8: slickster998 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Pidasso folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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okay. you can be the donkey with bad luck. =D
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04-10-2006, 11:03 AM
Post subject: Re: I heard Fnord was a fish.
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It depends if you play better than me or not.
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04-10-2006, 11:08 AM
Post subject: Re: I heard Fnord was a fish.
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It depends if you play better than me or not.
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i play better than you on steroids.
so is it true?
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04-10-2006, 11:15 AM
Post subject: Re: I heard Fnord was a fish.
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It depends if you play better than me or not.
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i play better than you on steroids.
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If by being a fish, you mean losing money, then you're very wrong.
If by being a fish, you mean a pretty good HU/SH player could rip me a new one, you're right.
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04-10-2006, 11:28 AM
Post subject: Re: I heard Fnord was a fish.
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It depends if you play better than me or not.
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i play better than you on steroids.
so is it true?
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If by being a fish, you mean losing money, then you're very wrong.
If by being a fish, you mean a pretty good HU/SH player could rip me a new one, you're right.
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....so you're a fish right?
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04-10-2006, 11:29 AM
Post subject: Re: I heard Fnord was a fish.
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Originally Posted by Fnord
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It depends if you play better than me or not.
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i play better than you on steroids.
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If by being a fish, you mean losing money, then you're very wrong.
If by being a fish, you mean a pretty good HU/SH player could rip me a new one, you're right.
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....so you're a fish right?
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He uses logic and good poker skills to mask his fishiness.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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well, as long as i heard right, and he really is a fish, ty.
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Where'd all this come from?
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mxiu
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Where'd all this come from?
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you must be new here.
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Is it that obvious?
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mxiu
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the rabbit afro makes it quite obvious actually.
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04-10-2006, 01:47 PM
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It's an image he likes to encourage.
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04-10-2006, 01:51 PM
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It's an image he likes to encourage.
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are you really a hot girl?
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I am really Johnny Bravo.
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mxiu
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can i have your autograph?
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04-10-2006, 01:58 PM
Post subject: Re: I heard Fnord was a fish.
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It's an image he likes to encourage.
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are you really a hot girl?
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Um...er...yeah...yeah, that's it. Wanna cyber?
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asl? pix?
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asl? pix?
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plz play werewolf.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Fnord
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I heard that Mxiu likes to sit at the same table as Fnord and Lukie and go on wild monkey tilt. I also hear Fnord likes to take position on TAggs who go on monkey tilt. Next time you feel like donking off a couple buy-ins send one of them my way.
k thnx
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I heard that Mxiu likes to sit at the same table as Fnord and Lukie and go on wild monkey tilt. I also hear Fnord likes to take position on TAggs who go on monkey tilt. Next time you feel like donking off a couple buy-ins send one of them my way.
k thnx

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-80 bb/100 is def variance. His true winrate is ATLEAST double that.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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mxiu
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well, to save myself at least a little dignity, one was set over set, another was a straight flush draw that got it in the middle on the flop, the rest were terrible plays and tilt.
but... fnord is still a fish right?
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...and did you really need to post that? im feel sick looking at it =[
i really would appreciate it if you took it down though.
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...and did you really need to post that? im feel sick looking at it =[
i really would appreciate it if you took it down though.
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Fnord's new sig, amirite?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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I heard that Mxiu likes to sit at the same table as Fnord and Lukie and go on wild monkey tilt. I also hear Fnord likes to take position on TAggs who go on monkey tilt. Next time you feel like donking off a couple buy-ins send one of them my way.
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-80 bb/100 is def variance. His true winrate is ATLEAST double that.
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Ya def running hot mxiu.
Sig it.
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...and did you really need to post that? im feel sick looking at it =[
i really would appreciate it if you took it down though.
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Play the werewolf game maybe?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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04-10-2006, 09:01 PM
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If by being a fish, you mean a pretty good HU/SH player could rip me a new one, you're right.
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Hi.
I heard I was a fish. Every day I play NL, in fact.
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To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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another was a straight flush draw that got it in the middle on the flop
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...in an unraised pot against a donk who would have paid off big if you hit. You're not regularly playing against guys who raise and fold to a push, stop that.
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Intelligent + poker chat in the commune?
Strike 1.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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POKERSTARS GAME #4581100083: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/04/10 - 07:45:44 (ET)
Table 'Scutum III' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: danuk ($97.60 in chips)
Seat 3: sporadic ($104.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Enzoenzini ($100 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($104.05 in chips)
Seat 6: Fnord ($144.90 in chips)
Seat 7: Majin Legacy ($112.15 in chips)
Seat 8: ouya22 ($25.95 in chips)
Seat 9: berggren ($102.35 in chips)
Fnord: posts small blind $0.50
Majin Legacy: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [9s Ks]
ouya22: folds
ThE MyZeR has returned
berggren: folds
danuk: folds
sporadic: folds
Enzoenzini: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $2.50 to $3.50
Fnord: raises $8.50 to $12
Majin Legacy: folds
Lukieplaya: calls $8.50
*** FLOP *** [8c 7s Kd]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya: checks
*** TURN *** [8c 7s Kd] [3s]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya: bets $15
Fnord: calls $15
*** RIVER *** [8c 7s Kd 3s] [3d]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya said, "you have QQ but this is outta respect"
Lukieplaya: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Fnord: shows [Qs Qd] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
Lukieplaya: shows [9s Ks] (two pair, Kings and Threes)
Lukieplaya collected $52.35 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $55 | Rake $2.65
Board [8c 7s Kd 3s 3d]
Seat 2: danuk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: sporadic folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Enzoenzini folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya (button) showed [9s Ks] and won ($52.35) with two pair, Kings and Threes
Seat 6: Fnord (small blind) showed [Qs Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Threes
Seat 7: Majin Legacy (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: ouya22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: berggren folded before Flop (didn't bet)
edit: edited out fnord's ps name
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Sexy read
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Originally Posted by mxiu
...and did you really need to post that? im feel sick looking at it =[
i really would appreciate it if you took it down though.
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Fnord's new sig, amirite?
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hilarious comedy
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This went from a very silly/stupid thread to being one of the best threads FTR has ever seen with a quickness.
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This went from a very silly/stupid thread to being one of the best threads FTR has ever seen with a quickness.
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haha yeah, when fnord strikes back, it's quick, and it's brutal.
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I herd that Fnord is a werewolf
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I herd that Fnord is a werewolf
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Hes really an Angel....
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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mxiu calling out one of the most respected posters on the board really makes you look like a fool. He's also a very solid player.
Don't kill the messenger... just saying it like it is.
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mxiu calling out one of the most respected posters on the board really makes you look like a fool. He's also a very solid player.
Don't kill the messenger... just saying it like it is.
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Calling out one of the most respected players?
That's fucking ridiculous. Fnord gives out the BEST advice (IMO), and replies most often to threads that are helpful to me. I can definitely say he's on of my biggest influences on this site. This is the first time i've strayed off from the regular boards and gone into the lounge to do a bit of socializing in a humourous way. (Obviously, he's probably one of the last people I would truly call a fish on this site) I really enjoy the little community you guys have here, but this thread seems to just show that a bunch of you really like picking on others with an elitist attitude.
Before today, I really gave FTR a lot more respect than the "main" poker board 2+2. Whether your replies are still in good humour or not, I have already specifically stated I didn't enjoy the way the thread was going, but that obviously didn't stop any of you.
Hopefully I can find another poker forum I thought this once was.
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I have already specifically stated I didn't enjoy the way the thread was going, but that obviously didn't stop any of you.
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Re-laaaaax. You started a silly thread and got it turned around on you, so suck it up, lol, nh, gg, move on...
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But mxiu was my new favorite poster.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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But mxiu was my new favorite poster.
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You're SO fickle.
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mxiu calling out one of the most respected posters on the board really makes you look like a fool. He's also a very solid player.
Don't kill the messenger... just saying it like it is.
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Calling out one of the most respected players?
That's fucking ridiculous. Fnord gives out the BEST advice (IMO), and replies most often to threads that are helpful to me. I can definitely say he's on of my biggest influences on this site. This is the first time i've strayed off from the regular boards and gone into the lounge to do a bit of socializing in a humourous way. (Obviously, he's probably one of the last people I would truly call a fish on this site) I really enjoy the little community you guys have here, but this thread seems to just show that a bunch of you really like picking on others with an elitist attitude.
Before today, I really gave FTR a lot more respect than the "main" poker board 2+2. Whether your replies are still in good humour or not, I have already specifically stated I didn't enjoy the way the thread was going, but that obviously didn't stop any of you.
Hopefully I can find another poker forum I thought this once was.
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Sry man you seemed really serious.. must have misread you. My apologies.
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comedy gold, comedy gold
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mxiu calling out one of the most respected posters on the board really makes you look like a fool. He's also a very solid player.
Don't kill the messenger... just saying it like it is.
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Calling out one of the most respected players?
That's fucking ridiculous. Fnord gives out the BEST advice (IMO), and replies most often to threads that are helpful to me. I can definitely say he's on of my biggest influences on this site. This is the first time i've strayed off from the regular boards and gone into the lounge to do a bit of socializing in a humourous way. (Obviously, he's probably one of the last people I would truly call a fish on this site) I really enjoy the little community you guys have here, but this thread seems to just show that a bunch of you really like picking on others with an elitist attitude.
Before today, I really gave FTR a lot more respect than the "main" poker board 2+2. Whether your replies are still in good humour or not, I have already specifically stated I didn't enjoy the way the thread was going, but that obviously didn't stop any of you.
Hopefully I can find another poker forum I thought this once was.
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You came here to intentionally push people's buttons. What, you didn't think some people from FTR would push back (IN GOOD FUN, and in good comedy)? C'mon, you called out (and semi-flamed) one of the most well-known and well-respected posters in all of FTR....what did you *think* would happen?
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Lukieplaya: raises $2.50 to $3.50
Fnord: raises $8.50 to $12
Majin Legacy: folds
Lukieplaya: calls $8.50
*** FLOP *** [8c 7s Kd]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya: checks
*** TURN *** [8c 7s Kd] [3s]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya: bets $15
Fnord: calls $15
*** RIVER *** [8c 7s Kd 3s] [3d]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya said, "you have QQ but this is outta respect"
Lukieplaya: checks
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Didn't see the comment at the time, if you did do it in real time, impressive (will check my HH.) Wasn't sure how I was going to play the river, probably fold as you would check a lot of marginal stuff behind.
I put you on something like Ax, sc, pocket pair. Didn't think the King hit you, didn't want to go to war. So I checked to induce. When you checked behind I expected to see something like TT/99.
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bluey
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Flush
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 347
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Didn't see the comment at the time, if you did do it in real time, impressive (will check my HH.)
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he did
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BR: $.1k
Goal 2: July 1 $10k
IIbeatsUU: lol u raised with that?
you mini raised, therefore you desereve whatever you get....
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