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05-16-2008, 12:48 AM
Post subject: I have a problem
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I need help with an issue that's very important to me. For quite some time i've been suspecting that my grilfriend is cheating on me. Things haven't been very great recently and she's been acting really suspicious.
Sometimes when her phone rings she hangs up immediately. When i ask her who it was she says it's one of her friends or someone from work i don't really have any contact with. One time i picked up her phone just to see what time it was and she got really mad about it. She yelled at me and said i should respect her privacy and not touch her phone.
She is also out with her "friends" alot. However these friends are no people that i know. I've been starting to look for her cab when she comes home, but she always walks the last bit and I can hear a car driving away. Do you think this might be someone else? I haven't confronted her with any of this yet and i really don't think i'd have the heart to do it either. I'm not sure i really want to know.
Yesterday, she was going out with her friends again and I figured I should try to get a better look at her when she comes home. I hid behind my car at our driveway so I could get a good view of the entire street. This is when I noticed that my back door was really rusty.
So, do you think that I should just leave the car at an auto repair or go buy some stuff at the local hardware store and fix it myslf?
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Depends on the cost. I would say just let an aouto repair shop do it.
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Depends on the cost. I would say just let an aouto repair shop do it.
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05-16-2008, 12:58 AM
Post subject: Re: I have a problem
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Originally Posted by 2_Thumbs_Up
I need help with an issue that's very important to me. For quite some time i've been suspecting that my grilfriend is cheating on me.
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I read up until this part.
Noo need to waste time on this.
Dumb the bitch, standard, nh
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lol jack sawyer
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try hitting her
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The #1 rule of relationships. If you even suspect she is cheating, it is already over. I wish I had known this years ago.
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wtf guys. stay on topic.
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This is slightly clever
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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1.Autoshop
2. Ditch lame bitch
3. Go out clubbing
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1.Ditch lame bitch @ autoshop
2. Go out clubbing
3. Profit
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fix the car yourself so can feel manly about something
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do the right thing.
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I saw the first line and thought, WTF, I've seen this before... Then I remembered I had seen it a couple months ago as one of the jokes at ORSM. N1.
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Girlfriend cheating. Rusty back door.
There's a gay sex joke in there somewhere.
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Call up that show cheaters and get them to follow her around. There's nothing more embarrassing then being caught on camera for the whole world to see.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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jack wins thread hands down and its not even close imo
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05-17-2008, 12:51 AM
Post subject: Re: I have a problem
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Originally Posted by 2_Thumbs_Up
I need help with an issue that's very important to me. For quite some time i've been suspecting that my grilfriend is cheating on me.
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I read up until this part.
Noo need to waste time on this.
Kill the bitch, standard, nh
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Try Home Depot or Lowes, get some WD-40 and it should help clear up the rust.
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this is a really bad thread.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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this is a really bad thread.
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Wrong!
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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fix the car yourself so can feel manly about something
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this is a really bad thread.
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Not sure which is better
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fix the car yourself so can feel manly about something
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i loled
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I approve of this thread.
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Somehow I knew this was a joke thread when I just read the first line of the OP.. I wonder how..
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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i love this shit
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Wait, so is his girlfriend the car?
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If this is a joke... nice one sir.
If this is not a joke, dump the bitch...
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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this joke made me laugh heartily
thank you
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WD-40
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This may have prevented both problems.
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